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Title: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 03:49:47 PM
Seems there's another bloke on here who's about to have a baby....... ;) :shhh:




...and he hasn't said anything....


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: Torpedo on January 14, 2007, 05:53:07 PM
Congrats to whoever it is. :D


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: TFT on January 14, 2007, 06:07:25 PM
He said not to tell the Aussies.

They have dingoes.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 06:09:52 PM
He said not to tell the Aussies.

They have dingoes.

Just ask Meryl Streep about the dingoes...


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: TFT on January 14, 2007, 06:11:03 PM
He said not to tell the Aussies.

They have dingoes.

Just ask Meryl Streep about the dingoes...

I did.

She said she only looked away for a minute.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: tdcoly on January 14, 2007, 06:11:24 PM
I'm just kinda confused about a bloke having a baby? ???


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: TFT on January 14, 2007, 06:13:43 PM
I'm just kinda confused about a bloke having a baby? ???

You think you are confused?

Imagine his surprise....


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 06:16:26 PM
I'm just kinda confused about a bloke having a baby? ???

You think you are confused?

Imagine his surprise....

Appearantly it was a complete surprise, he's only ever had ****ual relations with a woman once and she was married......


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: stroh on January 14, 2007, 06:30:21 PM
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/09/29/drag128.jpg)

Mmm, I'm so happy.  Comes from having relations.  You know I love havin' relations.  I used to have relations.  Mmmm


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 06:31:30 PM
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2000/09/29/drag128.jpg)

Mmm, I'm so happy.  Comes from having relations.  You know I love havin' relations.  I used to have relations.  Mmmm

Has Tom Brady had relations with her???


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 14, 2007, 06:33:58 PM
Tom Brady could impregnate Chuck Norris.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 06:38:15 PM
I was watching a Chuck Norris movie last night... Missing in Action.....lol

All he had to do was look at an enemy helicopter and it would explode.....


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: stroh on January 14, 2007, 06:41:40 PM
He has The Kavorka!


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 06:43:57 PM
He has The Kavorka!

Does The Kavorka have The Chuck Norris???


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: stroh on January 14, 2007, 06:48:51 PM
He has The Kavorka!

Does The Kavorka have The Chuck Norris???

Like a cell mate after lockdown.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: spacey on January 14, 2007, 07:31:34 PM
Not a single joke about me being pantless with a dog for an entire week? I'm very disappointed in you guys.  :sad3:


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: stroh on January 14, 2007, 07:50:20 PM
Not a single joke about me being pantless with a dog for an entire week? I'm very disappointed in you guys.  :sad3:

Hmpph...  Please!  I have too much respect for Monte.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 07:51:25 PM
Not a single joke about me being pantless with a dog for an entire week? I'm very disappointed in you guys.  :sad3:

...it was implied....


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 14, 2007, 08:40:49 PM
Not a single joke about me being pantless with a dog for an entire week? I'm very disappointed in you guys.  :sad3:

I brought that about 20 seconds after you announced and was shunned for my efforts. 

Fickle bitch.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: dystopia on January 14, 2007, 08:52:33 PM
Congrats! :)


Good pics. The older I get the less cynical I become about happy funtime family *feces*. Good thing too because Laura is stopping her birth control in a couple of weeks.

That was fast!  The force is strong with this one...


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: spacey on January 14, 2007, 08:55:58 PM
Congrats! :)


Good pics. The older I get the less cynical I become about happy funtime family *feces*. Good thing too because Laura is stopping her birth control in a couple of weeks.

That was fast!  The force is strong with this one...

LOL. Thanks, but unless there's something Laura isn't telling me, it's not me. We're really shooting for April for the big announcement. You guys will be among the top 10 to know, though.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 08:56:35 PM
Congrats! :)


Good pics. The older I get the less cynical I become about happy funtime family *feces*. Good thing too because Laura is stopping her birth control in a couple of weeks.

That was fast!  The force is strong with this one...

"Appearantly it was a complete surprise, he's only ever had ****ual relations with a woman once and she was married...... "


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: dystopia on January 14, 2007, 08:58:33 PM
Congrats! :)


Good pics. The older I get the less cynical I become about happy funtime family *feces*. Good thing too because Laura is stopping her birth control in a couple of weeks.

That was fast!  The force is strong with this one...

LOL. Thanks, but unless there's something Laura isn't telling me, it's not me. We're really shooting for April for the big announcement. You guys will be among the top 10 to know, though.

Doh!  My reading comprehension sucks.

Congratulations, Torpedo!
 [sm_beertoast]


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 14, 2007, 08:59:48 PM
Congrats! :)


Good pics. The older I get the less cynical I become about happy funtime family *feces*. Good thing too because Laura is stopping her birth control in a couple of weeks.

That was fast!  The force is strong with this one...

LOL. Thanks, but unless there's something Laura isn't telling me, it's not me. We're really shooting for April for the big announcement. You guys will be among the top 10 to know, though.

Doh!  My reading comprehension sucks.

Congratulations, Torpedo!
 [sm_beertoast]

ROFL


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: lennyquai on January 14, 2007, 09:48:06 PM
Somehow I doubt I'm the one in question.  Considering my daily post count is just over .5/day, thanks to my recent posting outburst, I don't believe I'm on the radar.

That said, child #2 is 22 weeks away.  Gender to be identified on Thursday, provided it's not a shy one.

Congrats to the other sneaky devil!!


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: spacey on January 14, 2007, 09:49:07 PM
Somehow I doubt I'm the one in question.  Considering my daily post count is just over .5/day, thanks to my recent posting outburst, I don't believe I'm on the radar.

That said, child #2 is 22 weeks away.  Gender to be identified on Thursday, provided it's not a shy one.

Congrats to the other sneaky devil!!
[sm_beertoast]


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: lennyquai on January 14, 2007, 09:52:27 PM
Somehow I doubt I'm the one in question.  Considering my daily post count is just over .5/day, thanks to my recent posting outburst, I don't believe I'm on the radar.

That said, child #2 is 22 weeks away.  Gender to be identified on Thursday, provided it's not a shy one.

Congrats to the other sneaky devil!!
[sm_beertoast]

back atcha, prematurely, for your April announcement!


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 15, 2007, 01:23:04 PM
Somehow I doubt I'm the one in question.  Considering my daily post count is just over .5/day, thanks to my recent posting outburst, I don't believe I'm on the radar.

That said, child #2 is 22 weeks away.  Gender to be identified on Thursday, provided it's not a shy one.

Congrats to the other sneaky devil!!

Congrats Lenny


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: Torpedo on January 15, 2007, 02:54:26 PM
Somehow I doubt I'm the one in question.  Considering my daily post count is just over .5/day, thanks to my recent posting outburst, I don't believe I'm on the radar.

That said, child #2 is 22 weeks away.  Gender to be identified on Thursday, provided it's not a shy one.

Congrats. 8)


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: tdcoly on January 15, 2007, 08:38:48 PM
Umm, I think I may have figured this one out.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 16, 2007, 01:10:52 PM
Umm, I think I may have figured this one out.

....you think???


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: tdcoly on January 16, 2007, 03:43:07 PM
Umm, I think I may have figured this one out.

....you think???

After reading a post on a different board, I kinda got the idea it might be a putter-maker.

Just a hunch.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: twoiron on January 16, 2007, 03:51:36 PM
Umm, I think I may have figured this one out.

....you think???

After reading a post on a different board, I kinda got the idea it might be a putter-maker.

Just a hunch.

..he might well be... but I know of someone else... and he ain't a putter maker...;)


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 16, 2007, 07:28:45 PM
Congrats to whomever congrats is due.


Title: Re: Hmmmm, sneaky devil....
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 16, 2007, 07:28:58 PM
Somehow I doubt I'm the one in question.  Considering my daily post count is just over .5/day, thanks to my recent posting outburst, I don't believe I'm on the radar.

That said, child #2 is 22 weeks away.  Gender to be identified on Thursday, provided it's not a shy one.

Congrats, lenny!