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Title: Why am I married? Post by: Spanky on March 13, 2007, 10:20:54 AM Kids are out of school, middle one is sick so she has to take him to the doctor. She also is not feeling well so she has an appointment also. She asks me if I can meet her to watch the kids while she is at the doctor but she will only be a couple minutes. I asked can she take the boys with her and she said if she had to. She asks me what I want to do. (I want to stay at work because it takes 10 minutes just to get to my car, another 10 to get where she will be. 30 minutes to eat and hope she is done with the doctor, then 20 min to get back to work and at my desk). So I say stay here. Fine. Then the conversation turns to what the middle child can eat due to illness (stomach bug), I make some suggestions and she comes up with a sitdown place. (1 hour before her appointment) She asks if I want to meet her there. Again I say no. Her response "Fine....I'm hanging up now. Bye" and click.
So it's my fault. Sometimes...................... Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: geo1 on March 13, 2007, 10:29:28 AM "dum de dum dum" You just may find yourself in the doghouse. Logic never wins in situations such as this. Good Luck!
Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: MFAWG on March 13, 2007, 10:33:45 AM Why don't you love your wife and children anymore? :sad3:
;) ;D Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Spanky on March 13, 2007, 10:34:06 AM "dum de dum dum" You just may find yourself in the doghouse. Logic never wins in situations such as this. Good Luck! I live in the doghouse.Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Spanky on March 13, 2007, 10:37:36 AM Why don't you love your wife and children anymore? It's a rhetoricle question. I can't afford the alternative. ;)Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: MFAWG on March 13, 2007, 10:47:50 AM Why don't you love your wife and children anymore? It's a rhetoricle question. I can't afford the alternative. ;)Do these pants make me look fat? Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Clive on March 13, 2007, 10:48:09 AM You selfish prick.
Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Spanky on March 13, 2007, 10:50:13 AM You selfish prick. Thank you!Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: stegerman on March 13, 2007, 12:42:48 PM That's a good question. Why are you married?
Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Jules on March 13, 2007, 01:46:28 PM Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!! ::)
So we can keep each other company!!! ;D Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 13, 2007, 03:21:21 PM Because...
YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE!!! (sorry Clive :sad3:) Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Spanky on March 13, 2007, 03:26:30 PM Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!! ::) So what are we going to do to make our significant others jealous?So we can keep each other company!!! ;D Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Spanky on March 13, 2007, 03:26:57 PM Because... Yea I do.YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE!!! (sorry Clive :sad3:) Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Fuzzy on March 13, 2007, 04:28:10 PM Because... YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE!!! (sorry Clive :sad3:) ;D Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Clive on March 13, 2007, 04:32:31 PM Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!! ::) So what are we going to do to make our significant others jealous?So we can keep each other company!!! ;D Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: ForeDucks on March 13, 2007, 07:13:00 PM Your first error was trying to apply logic and reasoning to the situation. Apparently you haven't been married long enough to know that only emotional responses are allowed. You needed to communicate how distressed you were at the current situation and how you longed to be by her side. Then explain that you would have driven 2 hours to provide assistance if only your Boss would have allowed you to leave.... unless you are the Boss, in which case you are $crewed.
Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on March 13, 2007, 07:49:20 PM At least she told you she was going to hang up the phone. ;)
Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Torpedo on March 14, 2007, 04:01:38 PM At least she told you she was going to hang up the phone. ;) lol ;D Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: golfer ray on March 14, 2007, 07:50:53 PM Don't worry azgolf, I'm in the doghouse at the moment as well!!!! ::) So we can keep each other company!!! ;D Woof!! Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Torpedo on March 14, 2007, 07:52:15 PM Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: golfer ray on March 14, 2007, 08:01:07 PM Thank you. I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also. Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Torpedo on March 14, 2007, 08:08:27 PM Thank you. I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also. Thanks. 8) Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: stroh on March 14, 2007, 08:11:50 PM I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits.
Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Aske on March 14, 2007, 08:14:39 PM I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits. yeh, but can you dodge a wrench? Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: stroh on March 14, 2007, 08:27:10 PM I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits. yeh, but can you dodge a wrench? You bustin' my balls? (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d6/GoodfellaTommy.jpg) I'm gonna watch the *fudge*in' movie. You don't think I'm gonna watch the *fudge*in' movie? I'll watch the *fudge*in' movie. Maybe you didn't hear...I watch *fudge*in' movies now. Get the *fudge* outta here. Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on March 14, 2007, 08:30:36 PM Welcome to GolfHos, golfer ray!
Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: spacey on March 14, 2007, 08:59:48 PM I'm from FGI, and I can make fart sounds with my armpits. yeh, but can you dodge a wrench? You bustin' my balls? (http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d6/GoodfellaTommy.jpg) I'm gonna watch the *fudge*in' movie. You don't think I'm gonna watch the *fudge*in' movie? I'll watch the *fudge*in' movie. Maybe you didn't hear...I watch *fudge*in' movies now. Get the *fudge* outta here. Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: TFT on March 15, 2007, 01:37:59 AM Thank you. I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also. Hi Ray, amnesia still a problem then? ;D Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: Torpedo on March 15, 2007, 07:08:51 AM Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on March 15, 2007, 10:47:06 AM Thank you. I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also. Hi Ray, amnesia still a problem then? ;D [sm_shock] *stifling giggle* Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: golfer ray on March 15, 2007, 07:26:02 PM Thank you. I remember you from FGI and you seemed to show some class there also. Hi Ray, amnesia still a problem then? ;D My memory is only affected when I try to keep up with you in the beer drinking category. LOL. Title: Re: Why am I married? Post by: TFT on March 16, 2007, 09:40:29 AM My memory is only affected when I try to keep up with you in the beer drinking category. LOL. We should get back on that soon. |