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Title: Is This A Problem At Your House? Post by: stroh on October 09, 2008, 05:56:05 AM Woman shot by stove. Link. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27091414/?GT1=43001)
Quote Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove. WTF? "Damn it! I just knocked over that whole case of shells in the living room. Those *fudge*ers went everywhere. Earl! Is that one under the remote? I got to get a better place to keep those." This reminds of a Bill Engval bit on his first comedy tour. I'll paraphrase: A news report has come out saying Rollerblade Barbie is unsafe. Look at her, looks innocent enough doesn't she? But, watch as she skates through this pool of gasoline. Spark. Poof. He was right, those skates sparked and she went right up. But it gets me to thinking...........Barbie skating through a pool of gas? WTF? Has this become a problem? Do I have to have a talk with my daughter? "Now honey, if you can't be more careful with that gasoline, we're gonna have to stop keeping it in your room." Title: Re: Is This A Problem At Your House? Post by: Blader on October 09, 2008, 07:24:06 AM Oh course its a problem in my house, and lot's of others.
We're in a depression you nimwit, if you hadn't noticed. Title: Re: Is This A Problem At Your House? Post by: stroh on October 09, 2008, 07:40:20 AM LOL Ok then.
Title: Re: Is This A Problem At Your House? Post by: Jules on October 09, 2008, 02:08:01 PM Stroh, I have this problem all the time. ;D ;D
Just the other week I had to have words with Georgia about how careless she was with gas (we call it petrol ;)) in her room. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Kids ::) ::) ::) Title: Re: Is This A Problem At Your House? Post by: gleek on October 09, 2008, 06:21:01 PM It's my understanding that Caribou Barbie has the potential to light up into a giant ball of gaseous rhetoric as well.
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