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Title: Refugee from FGI Post by: Oldprof on January 09, 2007, 08:12:11 AM Since I can't log on to FGI I have finally decided to declare my refugee status. I need food, water, medical supplies, and lots of moolah. An AK-47 would be nice too. Your donations should be delivered in the following manner:
Oldprof (the old fat guy with a gray beard) Last location: Unknown as he was in a confused state of mind and slogging westward through the Everglades in hopes of reaching Naples, Florida. Therefore, you should make multiple airdrops of supplies west of the Miccosukee Indian Casino and Resort on Tamiami Trail (S.W. 8th Street). Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Clive on January 09, 2007, 08:14:43 AM Welcome.
Lib. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: dystopia on January 09, 2007, 08:17:12 AM lol
Welcome, Oldprof! [sm_beertoast] Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: JDerion on January 09, 2007, 08:30:35 AM Welcome oldprof!
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Fuzzy on January 09, 2007, 08:31:56 AM Welcome!
We have no "moolah".......unless moolah means 'lots of beer and liquor' :) Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: TFT on January 09, 2007, 08:36:27 AM Welcome Oldprof.
Since we know where you have been, please report to the de-lousing facility in the far north corner. It's just standard refugee procedure. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: spacey on January 09, 2007, 08:38:43 AM Once you are finished with delousing, please report to Aske for "reprogramming."
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: JDerion on January 09, 2007, 08:39:09 AM Welcome Oldprof. Yes, do it or I'll moderate you so hard your ancestors will cry. Since we know where you have been, please report to the de-lousing facility in the far north corner. It's just standard refugee procedure. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Aske on January 09, 2007, 09:07:58 AM Once you are finished with delousing, please report to Aske for "reprogramming." It was hard for him to accept too, the first time he heard these words... But he changed. He let them take away the pain. Just was you will change when you realize the threshold to the Underverse will be crossed only by those who have embraced the Necromonger faith, by those of you who will right now, drop to your knees, and ask, to be purified. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: dyno on January 09, 2007, 09:10:08 AM Welcome.
As part of the golfho's membership is a free trial homestudy course on Extreme Metal Drumming. Enroll today! Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Aske on January 09, 2007, 09:12:34 AM Welcome. As part of the golfho's membership is a free trial homestudy course on Extreme Metal Drumming. Enroll today! you forgot the link, dood. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: stroh on January 09, 2007, 09:14:13 AM LOL
Welcome Oldprof. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: dyno on January 09, 2007, 09:24:23 AM I'm at werk. No link. Mad Xtreme Internet Use Monitoring :sad3:
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Torpedo on January 09, 2007, 10:35:06 AM Welcome. 8)
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Torpedo on January 09, 2007, 11:30:37 AM http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/fb.aspx?m=2047749 = TMI = :banned:
;) ;D Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Oldprof on January 09, 2007, 11:53:49 AM To those who welcomed me, a heartfelt thanks. For those who commented on my lice and need for reprogramming, I appreciate your concern for my physical and mental health. I am still slogging through the Everglades and my lice have migrated to the upper regions of my body where they are are being hotly pursued by voracious leeches.
I'm sure many of you have already responded to my plea for supplies and moolah as I have seen aircraft overhead. But I have yet to come across any of your airdrops. I am laying out two orange panels in the form of a cross to help your pilots find my location. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: stroh on January 09, 2007, 12:01:04 PM My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: spacey on January 09, 2007, 12:02:04 PM <---------- Meow. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Torpedo on January 09, 2007, 12:02:11 PM My cat's breath smells like cat food. No wai! ;) :D Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: dyno on January 09, 2007, 12:55:56 PM I bent my wookie :'(
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 09, 2007, 01:00:40 PM Welcome OldProf. Good luck with the swamp thing.
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 08:49:15 PM Hi, Oldprof!
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Aske on January 09, 2007, 09:11:35 PM looks like oldprof had enough already
:'( Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: stroh on January 09, 2007, 09:13:46 PM looks like oldprof had enough already :'( reprogramming? Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 09:19:42 PM looks like oldprof had enough already :'( That really would be too bad. :( Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Aske on January 09, 2007, 09:25:20 PM not everyone can handle the liberation of the reprogramming
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 09:28:38 PM Who says everyone needs to be reprogrammed?
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Aske on January 09, 2007, 09:30:47 PM there is no fgi.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/32/Neo.jpg/240px-Neo.jpg) Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 09:38:20 PM Oh, that type of reprogramming...
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: stroh on January 09, 2007, 09:40:16 PM there is no fgi. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/32/Neo.jpg/240px-Neo.jpg) ;D Mmmmm Karma! Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Eagleone on January 09, 2007, 11:33:16 PM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Teed on January 10, 2007, 04:58:26 AM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D Damn, I didn't even have a chance to welcome him here. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Oldprof on January 10, 2007, 06:19:59 AM looks like oldprof had enough already :'( I'm just getting started. Patience is a virtue. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Oldprof on January 10, 2007, 06:22:50 AM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D Damn, I didn't even have a chance to welcome him here. You guys jump to conclusions awfully fast. ;D I'll be around. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Aske on January 10, 2007, 08:04:38 AM [sm_beertoast]
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 10, 2007, 09:20:57 AM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D I didn't even have a chance to welcome him here. You guys jump to conclusions awfully fast. ;D I'll be around. Oh, good you'll still be here. It's not that we jump to conclusions fast (well, maybe some do), but many of us check in several times a day so when you didn't, well, Aske got to wondering if you weren't coming back and then he got the rest of us to wondering and, well,.... ;D Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Eagleone on January 10, 2007, 09:47:51 AM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D I didn't even have a chance to welcome him here. You guys jump to conclusions awfully fast. ;D I'll be around. Oh, good you'll still be here. It's not that we jump to conclusions fast (well, maybe some do), but many of us check in several times a day so when you didn't, well, Aske got to wondering if you weren't coming back and then he got the rest of us to wondering and, well,.... ;D Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Aske on January 10, 2007, 09:51:56 AM stream-of-consciousness
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 10, 2007, 09:55:05 AM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D I didn't even have a chance to welcome him here. You guys jump to conclusions awfully fast. ;D I'll be around. Oh, good you'll still be here. It's not that we jump to conclusions fast (well, maybe some do), but many of us check in several times a day so when you didn't, well, Aske got to wondering if you weren't coming back and then he got the rest of us to wondering and, well,.... ;D I know how to ramble when I want to. ;D Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Oldprof on January 10, 2007, 10:58:21 AM I have finally emerged from the Everglades and am ready to report to the GolfHos delousing center.
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 10, 2007, 11:04:35 AM I have finally emerged from the Everglades and am ready to report to the GolfHos delousing center. Skip it. Your lice are welcome here. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Clive on January 10, 2007, 11:27:10 AM But the lice will need to be reprogrammed.
Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Blader on January 10, 2007, 12:03:44 PM I'd have moderated this thread much earlier, when it would have helped.
Just saying, that's all. Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Torpedo on January 10, 2007, 12:48:36 PM Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Torpedo on January 10, 2007, 12:48:56 PM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D Damn, I didn't even have a chance to welcome him here. You guys jump to conclusions awfully fast. ;D I'll be around. Not our fault you post to slow. ;) :D Title: Re: Refugee from FGI Post by: Torpedo on January 10, 2007, 12:49:10 PM So ya'll scared him off huh? ;D I didn't even have a chance to welcome him here. You guys jump to conclusions awfully fast. ;D I'll be around. Oh, good you'll still be here. It's not that we jump to conclusions fast (well, maybe some do), but many of us check in several times a day so when you didn't, well, Aske got to wondering if you weren't coming back and then he got the rest of us to wondering and, well,.... ;D She always rambles. :D |