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Title: Shaving and Driving
Post by: dystopia on March 08, 2010, 10:35:19 AM


FHP: Driver lacked razor-sharp focus
http://keysnews.com/node/21349
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As authorities nationwide warn motorists of the dangers of driving while texting, Florida Keys law enforcement officers add a new caution: Don't try to shave your privates, either.

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."
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Title: Re: Shaving and Driving
Post by: gleek on March 08, 2010, 11:04:36 AM
Some dude was in passenger seat of a car while his ex-wife was driving to see her boyfriend?


Title: Re: Shaving and Driving
Post by: Aske on March 08, 2010, 11:11:34 AM
Some dude was in passenger seat of a car while his ex-wife was driving to see her boyfriend?

beat me to it.
lol


Title: Re: Shaving and Driving
Post by: twoiron on March 08, 2010, 12:47:29 PM
shaving your bush while driving??

where's Darwin when you need him?


Title: Re: Shaving and Driving
Post by: Spanky on March 08, 2010, 06:31:56 PM
Some dude was in passenger seat of a car while his ex-wife was driving to see her boyfriend?

beat me to it.
lol

I wonder if the dude caused the accident in spite of her.


Title: Re: Shaving and Driving
Post by: stroh on March 08, 2010, 07:12:00 PM
Some dude was in passenger seat of a car while his ex-wife was driving (and shaving her muffin for the meeting )to see her boyfriend?

beat me to it.
lol


LMAO!