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Title: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9" Post by: stroh on July 07, 2010, 05:52:30 PM This time I was sitting at Applebee's. 8) [sm_drinking] But this one, the epicenter was only 20 some miles away. [sm_shock]
Remember that Seinfeld episode where George pushes the girl out of the the way and pushes down the old lady to escape when there's a fire? [sm_anon] Just kidding, but it was intense. I can't wait 'til Karen comes out here and hopefuly we can get the :airquotes: timing right :airquotes: to feel the Earth move. [sm_naughty] [sm_hump] Deuce: I tried brother. I tried. Afterwards, the bartender said "Is everyone ok?" I said yeah I'm fine, but that quake drained my entire beer. And it was full. Can you do something about that? Apparently I'm not the first one to try it. ;D Title: Re: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9" Post by: dystopia on July 07, 2010, 06:45:55 PM [sm_shock]
Anything fall off the shelf? Title: Re: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9" Post by: twoiron on July 07, 2010, 07:20:56 PM Deuce: I tried brother. I tried. Afterwards, the bartender said "Is everyone ok?" I said yeah I'm fine, but that quake drained my entire beer. And it was full. Can you do something about that? Apparently I'm not the first one to try it. ;D I think for future reference you may need to make it clearer that you are in fact not a "local". For example, from previous experience, I never actually met any women in California who were born raised there and had small *funbags*. All the women I met who had small *funbags* were from out of town.... Title: Re: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9" Post by: stroh on July 07, 2010, 07:25:31 PM [sm_shock] Anything fall off the shelf? Yeah, actually. One glass. And a couple of the bottles were dangerously close. So.....I guess: Ppfftthhh *fudge*in' wussie quake. I think the building was on shocks though so, what do I know? Deuce: I tried brother. I tried. Afterwards, the bartender said "Is everyone ok?" I said yeah I'm fine, but that quake drained my entire beer. And it was full. Can you do something about that? Apparently I'm not the first one to try it. ;D I think for future reference you may need to make it clearer that you are in fact not a "local". For example, from previous experience, I never actually met any women in California who were born raised there and had small *funbags*. All the women I met who had small *funbags* were from out of town.... Good point. Noted. This chick behind the bar; Well. I'll say if she had infants, they weren't worried about where lunch was coming from. [sm_thumbsup2] I like boobies. Title: Re: Holy *fudge*!! v."5.9" Post by: Aske on July 07, 2010, 08:37:24 PM [sm_shock]
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