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Title: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: dystopia on June 17, 2008, 01:30:41 PM
Streaking to victory in topless match
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_nm/euro_nude_dc;_ylt=AgdYanyJjTWoHK06LbKC0eDtiBIF
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VIENNA (Reuters) - Whether it has any bearing on Monday's crunch Euro 2008 match between the two countries is debatable but Austria drew first blood on Sunday when their topless women's soccer team beat Germany 10-5.

The traditional swapping of shirts afterwards was not an option as the six-a-side teams wore nothing but thongs, with the national colors painted on to their bare skin.

The football may not have been of the highest quality but that did not temper the enthusiasm of a mostly male crowd boosted by a sizeable media presence only too happy to desert Euro 2008 training for an hour or two.

The match was organized by a chat room website.
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Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: stroh on June 17, 2008, 01:33:54 PM
 [sm_thumbsup]  Yes!

That beats the hell out of The Lingerie Bowl.


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Fuzzy on June 17, 2008, 01:39:20 PM
Streaking to victory in topless match
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080616/od_nm/euro_nude_dc;_ylt=AgdYanyJjTWoHK06LbKC0eDtiBIF
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The match was organized by a chat room website.
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 >:(

We're slipping. With all the soccer fans and twisted minds that inhabit Golfhos one would think we could have come up with this one.





Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Clive on June 17, 2008, 02:13:22 PM
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"I was supposed to hold the balls but I really have no idea how to do that," said German keeper Jana Bach.

I've just sent in my application as volunteer coach.


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: tdcoly on June 17, 2008, 03:37:16 PM
Pics???  Videos???? [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: stegerman on June 17, 2008, 08:26:00 PM
Pics???  Videos???? [sm_shock]

errr... +1


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: MFAWG on June 17, 2008, 08:37:15 PM
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"I was supposed to hold the balls but I really have no idea how to do that," said German keeper Jana Bach.

Riiiiiiigghhhhttttt....


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Darla on June 17, 2008, 09:35:22 PM
to me soccer is not a sport to play topless, however what do I know!

Anyway, there is not a sport that I would play topless, but I am surprised y'all have not tried to come up with some sort of golf tournament which requires no shirts. Especially since it is such a tradition to wear shirts (or a requirement "shirts and shoes...") ! :o


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Jules on June 17, 2008, 09:37:35 PM
Darla they would never be able to keep their eye's on the balls, if everybody played golf topless...................no go area!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Darla on June 17, 2008, 09:44:21 PM
Jules, their eyes may not be on the balls, but they always seem to be adjusting them! .......... [sm_devil] (sorry, couldn't help myself)


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: gleek on June 17, 2008, 09:49:35 PM
****ist objectification of women FTW!


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Jules on June 17, 2008, 09:56:31 PM
Jules, their eyes may not be on the balls, but they always seem to be adjusting them! .......... [sm_devil] (sorry, couldn't help myself)

Your right there Darla, they will give them a scratch and a pull and a tug, infront of anybody and not be embarrassed at all. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Seamus on June 18, 2008, 06:14:23 AM
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to me soccer is not a sport to play topless
Not sure if it's somethin' I'd even want to watch.

Now, women's topless chess, I'm there checkbook in hand.

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Your right there Darla, they will give them a scratch and a pull and a tug, in front of anybody and not be embarrassed at all.

You have no idea what it's like down there
sometimes they need a little re-direct
sometimes they just need some air
sometimes they go "to"
sometimes they go "fro"
I'm tellin' you man you just don't know.


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: MFAWG on June 18, 2008, 07:10:45 AM
No, seriously: Where's the pics?


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: spacey on June 18, 2008, 10:42:50 AM
Jules, their eyes may not be on the balls, but they always seem to be adjusting them! .......... [sm_devil] (sorry, couldn't help myself)

Your right there Darla, they will give them a scratch and a pull and a tug, infront of anybody and not be embarrassed at all. ;D ;D ;D
You'd think women would understand the need to rearrange stuff.


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: stroh on June 18, 2008, 10:51:16 AM
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to me soccer is not a sport to play topless
Not sure if it's somethin' I'd even want to watch.

Now, women's topless chess, I'm there checkbook in hand.


 [sm_scratch]


Put me down for watching topless anything.


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Darla on June 18, 2008, 10:55:40 AM
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to me soccer is not a sport to play topless
Not sure if it's somethin' I'd even want to watch.

Now, women's topless chess, I'm there checkbook in hand.


 [sm_scratch]


Put me down for watching topless anything.

wow stroh, I would so like to find an image for you right now, but out of fear of what might appear on my screen, I think I will pass until later.........

however, this one wont get me in trouble:

(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_03/obeseG1610_468x306.jpg)

You asked for topless anything  ;D


Title: Re: Austria vs Germany [SPOILERS] [SFStroh]
Post by: Clive on June 18, 2008, 11:00:52 AM
Put me down for watching topless anything.
(http://tornquist-art.com/mustang/6.5%20web/1967%20mustang.jpg)