GolfHos

I have to go to Brisbane in March for work and I will be staying there for the weekend.
Russell will be flying in for the weekend to join me.
We are going to be playing golf with Andylo at Brookwater, one of Australia's top golf courses. Russell and I played there on our honeymoon so I can't wait to go there again.
Have a look at where we are playing.

http://www.brookwater.com.au/golf/

Nice!  That course looks awesome!
 [sm_beertoast]

 [sm_thumbsup]  Excellent!  Have a great time.

What about Deuce?

Like stroh says now you need to meet up with 2i. We all know he's safe around the ladies as he is getting hit on hard at work (or as you say "the hard word") he ain't bitting.

New GolfHos Motto - Git yer meet up.

I like it.

LMFAO

+1

Git yer meet up policies

Section 4 subsection 23 paragraph 9
Golf Hos meeting on a pre-arranged outing are required to take at least one cheesy photo, preferably with a driving club and a new white golf glove (if applicable). Said photo should be taken at the golf course if at all possible. Any pre arranged meeting not taking place at said GC will have a subset of requirements, (see section 9 paragraph 81 relating to liquor and karaoke policies).

So clearly we will need pictures Julie. Of AndyLo too.

so your second honeymoon will be a threesome?  [sm_scratch]

I move to amend Section 4 subsection 23 paragraph 9 to requiring digital video. No Russell or AndyLo.

In all likelihood "Duece" will be a bit too big for their britches if all goes well with the spankable Champagne lady

Yeah, twoiron will be too busy standing outside seedy buildings with a cigarette hanging out the corner of his mouth, waiting for his ego to be massaged. :P ;D ;D ;D

is that what they call it...

Well for the benefit of all the golfhos fellas, I'm sure she will be grabbing for his *8==>* in part 5 or 6. ;D ;D ;D ;D

Nominated for Best Use of Euphemism in a Leading Role.

LAMO.  +1

I really need to move to Australia.

emails this post to Darla
 [sm_stir] [sm_wave]

Like that's going to do anything I can't do on my own. Besides she knows none of what's happening to 2i would even happen to me. Most women would just cross the street if they saw me coming.

 [sm_beertoast]

Me too.   [sm_disgust]

Or at least go back out into the terminal.

Spanky, don't worry these things only ever happen to George Clooney............................I think that 2i is pulling your leg, or pulling his %$$^$................................ ;) ;D ;D ;D

 ;D

Have fun Aussies!

Better watch out Jules, Andylo's my protege.  ;)

He's told them you're his relatives from Hong Kong ;)

Well the boys from the pro shop will piss themselves laughing if they get a glimple of Russell and I. ;D ;D ;D

What the hell is a "glimple"??

So sorry Mr Spelling Nazi.................I incorrectly typed glimple, instead of glimpse. :P :P :P

No, no, no.

Here:


You're welcome.

Oh Stroh, you always know how to say the nicest things and how to impress a girl. ;D ;D ;D

 ;D [sm_redface]

There was nothing Third Reich about it, I just thought it was some crazy made up word you cats up North use... ;)

Deuce, you could ask Blondie if she wants to see your Glimple.  :D  Or better yet:

It's not happening. :'( :'(

Andylo will be busy shifting house.

He might join us on Sunday at Indoorpilly gc.

bummer.

Russell is pretty bummed-out, over missing Brookwater.

I've booked us in to play at Vic Park gc in Brisbane instead.

LMAO

I told you he's soft 8)

that's the problem, doing things on your own!!! ;) Actually, I don't know that, you do have a WW (work wife)! [sm_devil] and who knows how many other girlfriends. Oh wait they are all on my side!  ;D ;D ;D

LMAO

Shifting house?

Moving?  Cleaning?  Burying victims beneath the slab?  Altering Clive's perception of reality through the use of rear-firing cannon?

WTF does shifting house mean?

Please.   :)

It's when the tailor is measuring your inseam.

.... for a brand new pair of assless chaps... [sm_shock]

LOL!  Now I'm Shifting House.

(I still look at those.)  +1 to whomever