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Title: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:00:03 PM
So.


We get back from shopping.  The Co., et al.

Buy a paper/photo cutter.  I put a printed pic. in it.  Maddie pulls the slide across, and nothing happens......

Lift up the bar.........take a look??   [sm_dontknow]

The cutting device has a "razor wheel".  I look at it and think " Is there some protective device?" What else would a grown, semi-educated man do?

You guessed it.  I drag, no.  D-R-A-G! my finger across this surgical steel scalpel blade.........

Hhmmm Nope, no guard/packing material.

Oh, turns out, you press down as you pull to make it cut. ::)

typing w/bandaid.

Watching Ferris though!  Good stuff! [sm_thumbsup]


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:06:31 PM
Get a brain moran!


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: tdcoly on January 06, 2007, 08:20:03 PM
Get a brain moran!

And another box of band-aids. ;D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:25:19 PM
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f60/golfstroh/Picture500.jpg)


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:26:34 PM
Karma +1 (if only I weren't limited to one per day  [sm_devil])


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:30:19 PM
 ;D  Oh, man.  LOL


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:31:38 PM
BTW, is your picture blurry or have I had too much bourbon?


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Aske on January 06, 2007, 08:34:44 PM
fayget


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:36:13 PM
BTW, is your picture blurry or have I had too much bourbon?

You're leaving out the third variant.......


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:36:44 PM
fayget



 ::)

What's your deal lately?


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:38:12 PM
BTW, is your picture blurry or have I had too much bourbon?

You're leaving out the third variant.......

Which is?


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Aske on January 06, 2007, 08:38:27 PM
fayget



 ::)

What's your deal lately?

nothing amigo.  just too much alkeyyhol in the system
 :shhh: [sm_anon] [sm_hide]


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:39:12 PM
 [sm_buddies]


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:39:21 PM
fayget



 ::)

What's your deal lately?

nothing amigo.  just too much alkeyyhol in the system
 :shhh: [sm_anon] [sm_hide]

 ;) ;D  Sorry to snap at you bud.   :-[   ;D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:40:15 PM
BTW, is your picture blurry or have I had too much bourbon?

You're leaving out the third variant.......

Which is?

I'm Makin'/Drinking Colorado Bulldogs!!!           and beer!   ;D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:40:59 PM
Dude? Colorado Bulldogs? Those are awful!


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 06, 2007, 08:45:03 PM
There's just no pleasing you!  I don't know why I hooked up with you in cyberspace to begin with.  I can never be good enough for you.  You'll always compare me to him.


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Aske on January 06, 2007, 08:46:00 PM
There's just no pleasing you!  I don't know why I hooked up with you in cyberspace to begin with.  I can never be good enough for you.  You'll always compare me to him.


 [sm_whip]


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: spacey on January 06, 2007, 08:53:04 PM
There's just no pleasing you!  I don't know why I hooked up with you in cyberspace to begin with.  I can never be good enough for you.  You'll always compare me to him.

Don't worry about it, the other day I was mixing Irish Cream, Frangelico, and Bourbon. It was only slightly better than the buttermilk experiment.


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Torpedo on January 06, 2007, 09:05:57 PM
Not the smartest thing to do. :D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Torpedo on January 06, 2007, 09:10:33 PM
And nice bandaid. ;) :D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Torpedo on January 06, 2007, 09:10:39 PM
Get a brain moran!

And another box of band-aids. ;D

lol :D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Clive on January 07, 2007, 04:49:15 AM
I'd keep that cutter away from spaceage this week.  Vodka, razor-sharp cutter wheel, boredom, no pants ... volatile combination.


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Aske on January 07, 2007, 08:24:33 AM
I'd keep that cutter away from spaceage this week.  Vodka, razor-sharp cutter wheel, boredom, no pants ... volatile combination.
   ;D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: stroh on January 07, 2007, 08:33:55 AM
I'd keep that cutter away from spaceage this week.  Vodka, razor-sharp cutter wheel, boredom, no pants ... volatile combination.

Hmm.  He did post in my "Tipped" thread.


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Aske on January 07, 2007, 08:35:30 AM
I'd keep that cutter away from spaceage this week.  Vodka, razor-sharp cutter wheel, boredom, no pants ... volatile combination.

Hmm.  He did post in my "Tipped" thread.
[sm_laughatyou] [sm_hide]


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: Eagleone on January 07, 2007, 08:36:08 AM
They normally have packages such as this marked as not for us by kids just for this purpose. [sm_devil] ;D


Title: Re: What A Maroon.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 08, 2007, 01:07:35 PM

The cutting device has a "razor wheel".  I look at it and think " Is there some protective device?" What else would a grown, semi-educated man do?

You guessed it.  I drag, no.  D-R-A-G! my finger across this surgical steel scalpel blade.........

Stroh, didn't you know you aren't supposed to do that to any type of bladed object?