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Title: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: Aske on March 27, 2008, 08:50:33 AM
http://www.charlotte.com/205/story/554897.html



 :o ::)


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: stroh on March 27, 2008, 08:55:19 AM
Well, kiss professional sports in South Carolina goodbye.


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: Aske on March 27, 2008, 08:58:06 AM
i dont know which is more sad and troubling:

people knowingly elect officials who are either this corrupt or ignorant of how the constitution is setup

or

people are too dumb to know how the constitution works and elect officials who are either this corrupt or ignorant of how the constitution is setup


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: gleek on March 27, 2008, 08:58:20 AM
I think I'd forgo my right to bear arms for a right to a lap dance.

(http://www.demopolislive.com/gallery/images/1/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg)


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: Aske on March 27, 2008, 09:03:52 AM
I think I'd forgo my right to bear arms for a right to a lap dance.

(http://www.demopolislive.com/gallery/images/1/1_the_right_to_bear_arms.jpg)

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Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: spacey on March 27, 2008, 09:31:29 AM
I personally consider it one of those inalienable rights endowed by our creator: Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness and lapdances....

That being said, you can't get one in Utah.


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: Walfredo on March 27, 2008, 09:33:22 AM
So does this mean my wife can't give me a lapdance 6 hours into our coke-fueled bender?


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: Spanky on March 27, 2008, 01:00:37 PM
Does the law exclude sisters and first cousins?


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: 1puttpar on March 27, 2008, 01:56:47 PM
Does the law exclude sisters and first cousins?

Still OK in Alabama, Mississippi and Arkansas.


Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: twoiron on March 27, 2008, 01:57:06 PM
I find it ironic that lawmakers are seeking to ban something that quite clearly forms part of their job description.



Title: Re: "no constitutional right to a lap dance"
Post by: Uisce Beatha on March 27, 2008, 03:08:08 PM
I personally consider it one of those inalienable rights endowed by our creator: Life, liberty, pursuit of happiness and lapdances....

That being said, you can't get one in Utah.

The other creator.