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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on December 03, 2008, 09:43:50 AM



Title: Where's Uisce
Post by: Aske on December 03, 2008, 09:43:50 AM
http://gizmodo.com/5101110/apple-no-reasonable-person-should-trust-their-marketing


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: stroh on December 03, 2008, 10:03:41 AM
.........and *feces*.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: hobbit on December 03, 2008, 10:47:01 AM
Last I heard, packing for tomorrows flight to Bandon and absolutely orgasmic about the weather  :D 8)



Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Aske on December 03, 2008, 10:52:04 AM
Last I heard, packing for tomorrows flight to Bandon and absolutely orgasmic about the weather  :D 8)



hate!


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Clive on December 03, 2008, 11:25:33 AM
Oh, come now.  Advertising has long included some "puffing", statements which no reasonable person would take as absolute fact.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Aske on December 03, 2008, 11:29:25 AM
Oh, come now.  Advertising has long included some "puffing", statements which no reasonable person would take as absolute fact.

Quote
In other words, if you believe what Apple says in an Apple ad, you are not a reasonable person. Well that point is more clear by the moment, isn't it?


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: stroh on December 03, 2008, 11:31:18 AM
Oh, come now.  Advertising has long included some "puffing", statements which no reasonable person would take as absolute fact.

(http://toolazytofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/enzyte1.jpg)


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Aske on December 03, 2008, 11:32:14 AM
Oh, come now.  Advertising has long included some "puffing" "fluffing", statements which no reasonable person would take as absolute fact.

(http://toolazytofail.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/enzyte1.jpg)

 :o


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Jules on December 03, 2008, 12:47:36 PM
I thought that he has been practicing his ironing skills, in preparation for Clive. [sm_love]


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Clive on December 03, 2008, 01:23:13 PM
Uisce has thrown me over for his lifelong "friend", Mark.  I can't be too broken up about it, though -- they do make a lovely pair.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: stroh on December 03, 2008, 01:25:44 PM

   :airquotes:  thrown me over    :airquotes:


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Clive on December 03, 2008, 01:29:12 PM
I thought that he has been practicing his ironing skills, in preparation for Clive. [sm_love]
I take it you mean these:

(http://www.aussiecustomgolf.com.au/shop/images/550C-glam.jpg)

Then yes.  Yes, he has.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: twoiron on December 03, 2008, 01:33:17 PM
I thought that he has been practicing his ironing skills, in preparation for Clive. [sm_love]
I take it you mean these:

(http://www.aussiecustomgolf.com.au/shop/images/550C-glam.jpg)

Then yes.  Yes, he has.

I didn't think we were classy enough for wishon's


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: stroh on December 03, 2008, 01:36:28 PM
Wishonicouldhitit.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: hobbit on December 03, 2008, 02:11:19 PM
I didn't think we were classy enough for wishon's


 [sm_wave]


Packin em up tonight for the trip.  The blade model though - cus I like to think I'm da man.  :D



Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: twoiron on December 03, 2008, 02:26:13 PM
I didn't think we were classy enough for wishon's


 [sm_wave]


The blade model though - cus I like to think I'm da man.  :D



This ain't figs, so please refrain from using that kinda language around here [sm_devil] ;)


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Darla on December 03, 2008, 05:34:54 PM
Last I heard, packing for tomorrows flight to Bandon and absolutely orgasmic about the weather  :D 8)



It is supposed to be warmer there than here! HATE!


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: hobbit on December 03, 2008, 05:45:18 PM
Last I heard, packing for tomorrows flight to Bandon and absolutely orgasmic about the weather  :D 8)



It is supposed to be warmer there than here! HATE!


And just imagine the stories we're going to hear once we get spanky liquored up!  :D


Stories hell - once he's liquored up, clive may make a whole new 'man' out of him  :o



Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Spanky on December 03, 2008, 05:58:06 PM
What makes you think I need to be liquored up for Clive? He does have those dreamy eyes.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Darla on December 03, 2008, 05:59:05 PM
Last I heard, packing for tomorrows flight to Bandon and absolutely orgasmic about the weather  :D 8)



It is supposed to be warmer there than here! HATE!


And just imagine the stories we're going to hear once we get spanky liquored up!  :D


Stories hell - once he's liquored up, clive may make a whole new 'man' out of him  :o


I guess those 'assless chaps' gives a 'hole' new meaning in that neck of the woods.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Clive on December 03, 2008, 06:31:16 PM
For the record, I am not packing any asschaps for this trip.  Bandon Dunes is like a religious experience, and this is my pilgrimage.  The rapture of walking those hallowed fairways, feeling the sea wind on my face, and hearing naught but the sounds of Golf As It Was Meant To Be -- these things shall not be sullied by some furtive man-on-man action in the gorse.

Plus, asschaps are against their dress code.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Uisce Beatha on December 03, 2008, 06:43:59 PM
Last I heard, packing for tomorrows flight to Bandon and absolutely orgasmic about the weather  :D 8)



Neener, neener, neener.   [sm_poke]


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Clive on December 03, 2008, 06:44:52 PM
Piss off, newb.


Title: Re: Where's Uisce
Post by: Aske on December 04, 2008, 07:08:01 PM
Last I heard, packing for tomorrows flight to Bandon and absolutely orgasmic about the weather  :D 8)



Neener, neener, neener.   [sm_poke]

back to fig newtons with ye !