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Support => Help and Site Suggestions => Topic started by: Blader on January 05, 2007, 01:26:42 PM



Title: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Blader on January 05, 2007, 01:26:42 PM
Willkommen zum amtlichen Web site Hilfe und Aufstellungsort-Vorschlag-Forum!!! Wir hoffen, daß du eine wundervolle Erfahrung deine, Hilfe zu erhalten hast und deine Vorschläge zu geben. Als dein freundlicher Moderator mich lassen gerechtes Sagen, daß ich zum Punkt der Blähung gefallen werde, dem du DIESEN Forumüberschuß jedes mögliches andere Forum auf den internets gewählt hast. Meine Rolle hier ist, sicherzustellen du, eine wundervolle bekanntgebenerfahrung zu haben, und dir zu versichern, daß ich die Hölle aus deinen Pfosten heraus moderiere, wenn deine Eintragung unseren anspruchsvollen Standards entsprechen nicht kann. Diese Teutonic Widmung zur höchstmöglichen Qualität ist GENAU, warum ich beschlossen habe, dir diese Anzeige auf Deutsch zu geben.



Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 05, 2007, 01:56:27 PM
You decided your post would be of the highest quality if posted in German.  Okay.  Since you are a mod, I guess that is left to your discretion.


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Fuzzy on January 05, 2007, 02:39:16 PM
Welcomely to official web site assistance and place of assembly suggestion forum!!! We hope that you a wonderful experience yours to receive have and your suggestions give assistance. When your friendly moderator me it leaves fair saying that I will please for the point of blowing, which you selected THIS forum surplus each possible other forum on internets. My role is here to insure to guarantee you, to have a wonderful communicating experience and you the fact that I moderate hell from your posts if your entry does not correspond to our fastidious standards can. This Teutonic dedication to the highest possible quality is DETAILS, why I decided to give you this announcement on German.

Thank you Blader. You are most giving and  considerate moderator.


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: spacey on January 05, 2007, 02:43:55 PM
Dude, fuzzmental must be some sort of Navajo Windtalker or something!  [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 05, 2007, 02:50:46 PM
Dude, fuzzmental must be some sort of Navajo Windtalker or something!  [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

Nah, it was computer translated.  It's too choppy for him to have translated it himself.


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Fuzzy on January 05, 2007, 02:51:53 PM
Добро пожаловать к официальным помощи web site и месту форума предложения агрегата!!! Мы надеемся что вы чудесный опыт твое, котор нужно получить имеете и ваши предложения дают помощь. Когда ваш содружественный модератор я оно выйдет высказывание ярмарки что я угожу для пункта дуть, которому вы выбрали ЭТОТ остаток форума каждое по возможности другой форум на internets. Моя роль должна здесь обеспечить для того чтобы гарантировать вас, иметь чудесные связывая опыт и вас факт который ад I вмеру от ваших столбов если ваш вход не соответствует к нашим fastidious стандартам, то может. Этим посвящением Teutonic к highest possible качеству будет ДЕТАЛИ, почему я решил дать вам это объявление на немце.


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 05, 2007, 02:52:43 PM
As I was saying, computer translated...


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Fuzzy on January 05, 2007, 02:53:38 PM
Dude, fuzzmental must be some sort of Navajo Windtalker or something!  [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

Nah, it was computer translated.  It's too choppy for him to have translated it himself.

You have much to learn. I will look past this instance of disrespect to your forum elders.

 ;D


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 05, 2007, 02:56:09 PM
Dude, fuzzmental must be some sort of Navajo Windtalker or something!  [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]

Nah, it was computer translated.  It's too choppy for him to have translated it himself.

You have much to learn. I will look past this instance of disrespect to your forum elders.

 ;D

No disrespect was intended.  Just pointing out that it lacked the flow of someone who knew German and translating it into English.  Whereas, a computer can only put it in the order it was written. 


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 05, 2007, 03:00:38 PM
Also note: Willkommen should be translated to "welcome" not "welcomely".  It's those simple, little things that give away computer translations.


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Fuzzy on January 05, 2007, 03:22:10 PM
You know, you're really taking the fun out of this....


Just kidding.  ;) ;D


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Blader on January 05, 2007, 03:39:30 PM
Helping the little lady along are you, my fine gentlemen? Well stay away from her, or I'll stuff a mattress with you! And you, I'll make you into a beehive. Here Scarecrow, want to play ball? [splash]....ahhhhh!!!.....i'm melting!!!..i'm melting!!!!.....Who ever thought a little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?......Ohhhhh... What a world! What a world!..........


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 08, 2007, 12:25:42 PM
Sorry, Blader, I understood the German better than this last post of yours.


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 08, 2007, 12:37:13 PM
You know, you're really taking the fun out of this....


Just kidding.  ;) ;D

I didn't mean to take your fun away. :(   :)


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Blader on January 09, 2007, 12:14:32 PM
Sorry, Blader, I understood the German better than this last post of yours.

rub some dirt in it and try harder

it's really not that hard of a riddle, unless you've been raised in a bubble, or by a ravenous pack of  [insert answer here].


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Torpedo on January 09, 2007, 12:28:11 PM

Nah, it was computer translated.  It's too choppy for him to have translated it himself.

Oh, you mean the same as what you used. :P


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 08:58:25 PM

Nah, it was computer translated.  It's too choppy for him to have translated it himself.

Oh, you mean the same as what you used. :P

Hey, I know some German.  I only used it for what I didn't know.


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 09, 2007, 09:12:07 PM
Sorry, Blader, I understood the German better than this last post of yours.

rub some dirt in it and try harder

it's really not that hard of a riddle, unless you've been raised in a bubble, or by a ravenous pack of  [insert answer here].

Maybe I was raised in a bubble? ;)


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Clive on January 10, 2007, 04:50:40 AM
Maybe I was raised in a bubble? ;)
"No more calls, please, folks.  We have our winner."






 [sm_devil] ;) ;D


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 10, 2007, 08:59:46 AM
Maybe I was raised in a bubble? ;)
"No more calls, please, folks.  We have our winner."

 [sm_devil] ;) ;D

Ouch! :D


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: Torpedo on January 10, 2007, 12:46:21 PM

Hey, I know some German.  I only used it for what I didn't know.

Which was all but one word. ;) :D


Title: Re: [sticky]Willkommen!!!!
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 14, 2007, 03:06:16 PM

Hey, I know some German.  I only used it for what I didn't know.

Which was all but one word. ;) :D

I know much more than one word - thank you very much! :D