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Title: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Jules on February 18, 2009, 07:53:11 PM
This Saturday I leave for a week of golf at the Sunshine Coast.
Sunday we are playing  http://www.noosagolf.com.au/

Monday we are playing  http://www.clubpelican.com.au/golf-facilities.php

Wednesday we are playing  http://www.noosasprings.au-golf.net/

Thursday we are playing  http://www.peregianspringsgolfclub.com.au/

Friday we are playing http://www.twinwatersgolfclub.com.au/

and this is where we are staying  http://www.thewaves.net/

I can't wait. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Clive on February 18, 2009, 08:22:35 PM
I need to know just how close your trip will be to a proper Bandon Dunes outing.

Is there going to be drinking, high winds, and ironing?  How many of your companions are shorter than their drivers?


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Jules on February 18, 2009, 08:34:06 PM
Drinking- Yes ;D
High Winds - No, maybe a nice cool seabreeze.
Ironing- Hell No!!!!! :o :o :o...........Oh you mean UB type of ironing, well no...but one of the girls (no not me)was very bad behaved last year and there is a good chance she will be the same, even though she has settled down with her new man. (She has a tendency to strip ever time she drinks and hears Joe Cocker music. ;D ;D)


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: gleek on February 18, 2009, 10:02:36 PM
(She has a tendency to strip ever time she drinks and hears Joe Cocker music. ;D ;D)

Take lots of pictures!


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: hobbit on February 18, 2009, 10:52:24 PM
Drinking- Yes ;D
High Winds - No, maybe a nice cool seabreeze.
Ironing- Hell No!!!!! :o :o :o...........Oh you mean UB type of ironing, well no...but one of the girls (no not me)was very bad behaved last year and there is a good chance she will be the same, even though she has settled down with her new man. (She has a tendency to strip ever time she drinks and hears Joe Cocker music. ;D ;D)

*fudge* Bandon Dunes - I like this trip!  8)



Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Jules on February 28, 2009, 01:57:13 PM
Well I'm back.
The golfing trip was great, I really enjoyed playing the courses and I did okay (I won a bit of money ;D).

All I am going to say is I am not sure about going away with a group of women again, as some of them can be a pack of bitches. [sm_disgust] [sm_devil]


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: gleek on February 28, 2009, 01:59:17 PM
Well I'm back.
The golfing trip was great, I really enjoyed playing the courses and I did okay (I won a bit of money ;D).

All I am going to say is I am not sure about going away with a group of women again, as some of them can be a pack of bitches. [sm_disgust] [sm_devil]

Are you going to try going away with a group of men next?


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Jules on February 28, 2009, 02:10:29 PM
Smarty Pants. :P ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: gleek on February 28, 2009, 02:15:16 PM
Smarty Pants. :P ;D ;D ;D


So you haven't ruled out that possibility, right?


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Blader on March 01, 2009, 06:36:37 AM
[trip into my brain]I wonder if anybody has ever made a pröñ movie plotted upon a girls golf trip? That would be pretty interesting. You know, make up lesbo **** after a cat fight....[/trip into my brain]


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Jules on March 01, 2009, 01:03:16 PM
Gee Blader I would love to tell you that we are all 19 year old bi curious nyphm0's with strawberry blonde hair and overbites, but the truth is we are all old girls in our 40's and 50's and we are all too old and gravity ridden for your home movie. :P ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: gleek on March 01, 2009, 01:45:07 PM
Gee Blader I would love to tell you that we are all 19 year old bi curious nyphm0's with strawberry blonde hair and overbites, but the truth is we are all old girls in our 40's and 50's and we are all too old and gravity ridden for your home movie. :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

**** genre movies are all the rage these days (or so I'm told).


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Blader on March 01, 2009, 02:09:06 PM
Gee Blader I would love to tell you that we are all 19 year old bi curious nyphm0's with strawberry blonde hair and overbites, but the truth is we are all old girls in our 40's and 50's and we are all too old and gravity ridden for your home movie. :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

**** genre movies are all the rage these days (or so I'm told).

exactly--it is a genre that pretty much owes its existence to the miracle of modern plastic surgery


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Jules on March 02, 2009, 04:51:42 PM
There is not enough botox in this world, to get "The Slice Girls" (like our name) looking 19 again. ;D ;D


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: dystopia on March 02, 2009, 05:49:01 PM
There is not enough botox in this world, to get "The Slice Girls" (like our name) looking 19 again. ;D ;D

Slice Girls!  ;D

Do you each have nicknames? (posh, sporty, scary, etc.)


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Jules on March 02, 2009, 07:22:52 PM
There is not enough botox in this world, to get "The Slice Girls" (like our name) looking 19 again. ;D ;D

Slice Girls!  ;D

Do you each have nicknames? (posh, sporty, scary, etc.)
Mmmmm, yes! :-[


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: dystopia on March 02, 2009, 07:55:33 PM
There is not enough botox in this world, to get "The Slice Girls" (like our name) looking 19 again. ;D ;D

Slice Girls!  ;D

Do you each have nicknames? (posh, sporty, scary, etc.)
Mmmmm, yes! :-[

Cool. [sm_thumbsup2]

And you are....

Orange?
Pizza?
Apple Pie?
Cantaloupe?
Lime?
Wicked?
Home?
Heaven?
Pepperoni?
Humble Pie?
Bread?
Kimbo?


Title: Re: It Is The Girls Golfing Trip Time!
Post by: Aske on March 02, 2009, 08:08:46 PM
There is not enough botox in this world, to get "The Slice Girls" (like our name) looking 19 again. ;D ;D

Slice Girls!  ;D

Do you each have nicknames? (posh, sporty, scary, etc.)
Mmmmm, yes! :-[

Cool. [sm_thumbsup2]

And you are....

Orange?
Pizza?
Apple Pie?
Cantaloupe?
Lime?
Wicked?
Home?
Heaven?
Pepperoni?
Humble Pie?
Bread?
Kimbo?


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