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Title: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: Aske on October 10, 2007, 08:55:19 AM
http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2187841,00.html


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: spacey on October 10, 2007, 09:11:27 AM
My kingdom for a fresh idea out of Hollywood.  [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: stroh on October 10, 2007, 09:13:52 AM
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/81/15/22561581.jpg)


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: gleek on October 10, 2007, 09:19:09 AM
I think the new trilogy should be about the machines sending a terminator back in time to try to kill Sarah Connor's parents.


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: spacey on October 10, 2007, 09:37:26 AM
Perhaps it could be about a terminator sent long ago to a galaxy far, far away to kill Jar Jar Binks...


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: Aske on October 10, 2007, 09:37:58 AM
I think the new trilogy should be about the machines sending a terminator back in time to try to kill Sarah Connor's parents.

how about to kill 'adam and eve'
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: stroh on October 10, 2007, 09:39:08 AM
Maybe they could send one to the future, and see if they won.  If they did, then just hang tight.  You know, stay the course.


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: dystopia on October 10, 2007, 09:46:03 AM
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/81/15/22561581.jpg)

lmao  [sm_laughatyou]


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: stroh on October 10, 2007, 10:05:00 AM
 Kyle Reese and Sarah Connor were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!   Then I terminated them.


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: dystopia on October 10, 2007, 01:11:54 PM
My kingdom for a fresh idea out of Hollywood.  [sm_disgust]

Weird timing.  I just read about this fresh idea today...

Beware of the ****ual Orientation-Changing Wind, Mr. Freddy Krueger!
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/10/10/beware-of-the-****ual-orientation-changing-wind-mr-freddy-krueger/
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They say there's nothing new any more, but we're about to get a breath of fresh air. But watch out! That air will make you switch teams -- if you like girls, you'll be aching for some testosterone, and if you like boys, you'll be looking for the estrogen. While surfing my feeds today, I came across this tasty gem from FilmStew. They report that Robert Englund, Mr. Freddy Krueger himself, will star in an upcoming horror comedy called Horror in the Wind.

Now, FilmStew says that this wind changes your gender, but Revision Studios, who are backing the project, say it's ****ual orientation. The flick, written and directed by Get Your Stuff's Max Mitchell, is about "two biogeneticists who invent an airborne formula that reverses the whole world's ****ual orientation." Can you imagine? One day the dude who rants against homo****uality will find himself rubbing up against other men, dreaming about them, and wanting nothing more than lots of hot guy-on-guy action. Now that is poetic justice.
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Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: spacey on October 10, 2007, 02:33:15 PM
My kingdom for a fresh idea out of Hollywood.  [sm_disgust]

Weird timing.  I just read about this fresh idea today...

Beware of the ****ual Orientation-Changing Wind, Mr. Freddy Krueger!
http://www.cinematical.com/2007/10/10/beware-of-the-****ual-orientation-changing-wind-mr-freddy-krueger/
Quote
They say there's nothing new any more, but we're about to get a breath of fresh air. But watch out! That air will make you switch teams -- if you like girls, you'll be aching for some testosterone, and if you like boys, you'll be looking for the estrogen. While surfing my feeds today, I came across this tasty gem from FilmStew. They report that Robert Englund, Mr. Freddy Krueger himself, will star in an upcoming horror comedy called Horror in the Wind.

Now, FilmStew says that this wind changes your gender, but Revision Studios, who are backing the project, say it's ****ual orientation. The flick, written and directed by Get Your Stuff's Max Mitchell, is about "two biogeneticists who invent an airborne formula that reverses the whole world's ****ual orientation." Can you imagine? One day the dude who rants against homo****uality will find himself rubbing up against other men, dreaming about them, and wanting nothing more than lots of hot guy-on-guy action. Now that is poetic justice.
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I take it back. Bring on the prequels.


Title: Re: star wars new trilogy will have some competition....
Post by: stroh on October 10, 2007, 04:26:02 PM
If I had any photoshop skills I would so do these.


(http://www.carverhouse.net/Terminator.jpg)

(http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2002/coming.attractions/interactive/starwars/c3po.jpg)