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Title: New Missouri Law Post by: hobbit on December 15, 2008, 02:59:26 PM New Missouri Law
The Missouri Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders heading towards and into the city of St Louis . For the first offense they give you two St. Louis Rams Football tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The St. Louis Rams football team. Q: What do the Rams and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 87,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.' Q: How do you keep a St Louis Ram out of your yard? A: Put up a goal post. Q: What's the difference between the Rams and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: What do the Rams and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: dystopia on December 15, 2008, 03:13:50 PM lmao ;D
Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: stroh on December 15, 2008, 04:18:59 PM [sm_laughing] [sm_rolling] LOL
Good stuff. +1 Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: Spanky on December 15, 2008, 04:23:56 PM Well at least you have the
Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: Blader on December 15, 2008, 05:41:32 PM something about stl and nfl football as mutually incompatible entities
Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: gleek on December 15, 2008, 07:10:39 PM At least the Lambs have won a Super Bowl. [sm_whistle]
Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: stroh on December 15, 2008, 07:15:20 PM At least the Lambs have won a Super Bowl. [sm_whistle] Greatest Show On Turf. Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: Blader on December 15, 2008, 07:33:15 PM At least the Lambs have won a Super Bowl. [sm_whistle] They won that one about 30 minutes after moving to StL, so technically, that was an LA super bowl victory. Title: Re: New Missouri Law Post by: twoiron on December 16, 2008, 12:09:02 PM I suppose you had to be there ;)
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