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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: stroh on July 01, 2008, 01:58:53 PM



Title: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: stroh on July 01, 2008, 01:58:53 PM
Starbucks closing 600 stores. 
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25482250?GT1=43001

After all the hullabaloo earlier in the year about how to regain business.

You fail.

You shouldn't have charged for wi-fi when everybody else gives it out for free.  Greddy dumbasses.


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: birdymaker on July 01, 2008, 02:11:16 PM
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Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Clive on July 01, 2008, 02:32:34 PM
Greddy dumbasses.
(http://www.re-amemiya.co.jp/retuden/pic/greddy/greddy6w_front3.jpg)

Greddy, dumbasses!


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: twoiron on July 01, 2008, 02:35:35 PM
Suck it Starbuck$, you are the boil on a monkeys ass of the coffee world!!!


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Jules on July 01, 2008, 03:24:01 PM
I think the pretentious people who go there and stand for ten minutes waiting for a coffee and then pay nearly $10.00 bucks for a freakin cup of coffee are just as bad.
What is the big deal, it is only coffee. ???


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: twoiron on July 01, 2008, 03:35:58 PM
I think the pretentious people who go there and stand for ten minutes waiting for a coffee and then pay nearly $10.00 bucks for a freakin cup of coffee are just as bad.
What is the big deal, it is only coffee. ???

It's *feces* coffee anyway.

I don't know about pretentious, the Starbuck$ out where I live is mostly frequented by Tradies, Bogans, dumbasses and *8==>*heads.

If you wear a suit into one of these places they look at you funny, because you're not wearing either:

a) a flouro high vis vest
b) tracky dacks
c) moccasains

I once tried to explain to one dumbass the concept of jazz and being about the notes they don't play. The blokes head just about imploded.



Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Jules on July 01, 2008, 04:00:32 PM
Are you telling me, that you actually go into these places wearing a suit, and then try explain jazz music to people. :o

What else do you like to do in your spare time twoiron. ;D ;D


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 01, 2008, 06:22:09 PM
WTF language does 2i speak anyway?

 ???


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Spanky on July 01, 2008, 06:38:16 PM
WTF language does 2i speak anyway?

 ???
Dude, spoiler alert. Vodka being spit out the nose is very painful.

LMAO


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: twoiron on July 01, 2008, 06:49:02 PM
WTF language does 2i speak anyway?

 ???
Dude, spoiler alert. Vodka being spit out the nose is very painful.

LMAO

Is that just the Vodka or the ice cubes making it's way out the left nostril??


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Clive on July 01, 2008, 07:27:34 PM
I don't know about pretentious, the Starbuck$ out where I live is mostly frequented by Tradies, Bogans, dumbasses and *8==>*heads.

(http://www.80s.com/saveferris/images/cast/mcclurg.jpg)
Oh, it's very popular, 2I. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, *trollop*s, bloods, wasteoids, dweebies, *8==>*heads — they all adore it.  They all think it's a righteous place.


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: spacey on July 01, 2008, 07:31:29 PM
Hopefully the one by my house isn't on the chopping block. Where will I finish writing my screenplay?


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: twoiron on July 01, 2008, 07:39:33 PM
Hopefully the one by my house isn't on the chopping block. Where will I finish writing my screenplay?

Do people write Erotica at Starbuck$??


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on July 01, 2008, 07:40:39 PM
Hopefully the one by my house isn't on the chopping block. Where will I finish writing my screenplay?

Do people write Erotica at Starbuck$??

Not in Bountiful.  One is frowned upon and one is illegal although it is not immediately clear which is which.


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: MFAWG on July 01, 2008, 09:14:23 PM
Pretty sure the erotica and screenplay writers will be OK, but I'm a little worried about the cops in SE King COunty, Wa where Starbucks has replaced the donut shop or a diner as a midshift gathering place.

Those guys are CLEARLY overpaid...


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: stroh on July 02, 2008, 06:23:32 AM
Greddy dumbasses.
(http://www.re-amemiya.co.jp/retuden/pic/greddy/greddy6w_front3.jpg)

Greddy, dumbasses!

(http://petcaretips.net/foghorn_henery.jpg)

I don't need no golf lawyer telling me I left the i out of grieddy.  You feel me?


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: Walfredo on July 02, 2008, 07:16:06 AM

I once tried to explain to one dumbass the concept of jazz and being about the notes they don't play. The blokes head just about imploded.


LMAO 2I waxing esoterically


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: twoiron on July 02, 2008, 02:32:23 PM

I once tried to explain to one dumbass the concept of jazz and being about the notes they don't play. The blokes head just about imploded.


LMAO 2I waxing esoterically

Wow that's two times someone's used the word esoteric or esoterically.

Either way, it certainly is the essence of golfhos ;)


Title: Re: My how the mighty have fallen part deux.
Post by: MFAWG on July 02, 2008, 05:45:19 PM

I once tried to explain to one dumbass the concept of jazz and being about the notes they don't play. The blokes head just about imploded.


LMAO 2I waxing esoterically

LOL, I had almost exactly the same conversation about Clapton once.