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Title: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: spacey on February 07, 2008, 03:35:51 PM So I'm sitting at my desk working and I look out the window just in time to see a car barreling full throttle right towards me. Right before it hit my window it got hung up on a large bush outside the building and the drive wheels came off the ground, still spinning. Apparently the driver went into a seizure. It took the paramedics 15 minutes just to get his fingers pried from the steering wheel.
I think I might need a new chair as the one I have is probably a bit soiled. Weird, wild stuff. Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 07, 2008, 03:40:49 PM Was it Charlton Heston?
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: Spanky on February 07, 2008, 03:42:27 PM (http://www.drinktheworld.com/images/sanDiego/wetPants.jpg)
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: Spanky on February 07, 2008, 03:43:02 PM Seriously glad everyone is OK.
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: Aske on February 07, 2008, 03:44:43 PM [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: hobbit on February 07, 2008, 04:06:16 PM (http://www.crazydogtshirts.com/catalog/oops-i-crapped-my-pants-pho.gif)
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: twoiron on February 07, 2008, 04:26:54 PM I reckon this bloke might need it more...
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/SafetyHelmet.jpg) Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: stroh on February 07, 2008, 04:49:23 PM You sure he wasn't just pissed about you not letting him see his doctor through your managed care?
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: birdymaker on February 07, 2008, 05:29:09 PM You sure he wasn't just pissed about you not letting him see his doctor through your mis-managed care? fixed it for ya :D Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: spacey on February 07, 2008, 05:48:14 PM Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore brown slacks to work today. [sm_shock]
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: twoiron on February 07, 2008, 06:16:12 PM Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore chaps to work today. [sm_shock] (http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/asschaps.jpg) Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: dystopia on February 07, 2008, 06:29:07 PM Wow, that's crazy! [sm_shock]
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: Aske on February 07, 2008, 06:30:17 PM LMAO @ the chaps
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: stroh on February 07, 2008, 07:37:04 PM Well, I can say that it was a good thing I wore chaps to work today. [sm_shock] (http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n86/twoiron_2006/asschaps.jpg) plus (http://www.order-office-chairs.com/images/task-office-chair.jpg) [sm_nervous] Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: gleek on February 08, 2008, 07:58:46 AM (http://www.uspto.gov/web/patents/patog/week01/OG/html/1326-1/US07313833-20080101-D00000.gif)
Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: stroh on February 08, 2008, 08:01:39 AM LOL [sm_laughing]
Mr. age, it appears you suffered what is termed a non-routine toileting event. Title: Re: Apparently I should qualify for hazardous duty pay Post by: Jules on February 08, 2008, 12:13:42 PM Lucky you have access to adult diapphers/nappies where you work. ;D ;D
Glad your okay, it could of been worse. |