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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Spanky on January 26, 2007, 10:19:05 AM



Title: Ladies
Post by: Spanky on January 26, 2007, 10:19:05 AM
Why are you so surprised at the stupid stuff us men do? You roll your eyes and think we are idiots. You think we waste time watching football, hanging out on golf forums, lighting cats tails on fire. We men are 10 years old at heart, we act like it, and think we can still do the stuff we could at that age. Let us be and just have 911 already pressed on the cell phone.

And while I'm at it, don't ask us how your hair looks. We are not gay and really don't care. If we were we obviously would not be married to you. Don't ask us how an outfit looks. We will think it's fine, unless you show cleavage or leg (preferably both) then it's better. And no, you are not too fat to wear it. There are bigger women then you wearing less, and they should not be.

Sorry for the rant.


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 26, 2007, 11:14:04 AM
Did someone just roll her eyes at you?



Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: TFT on January 26, 2007, 11:47:35 AM
Did someone just roll her eyes at you?



Right after he got off the phone to stroh.


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Eagleone on January 26, 2007, 11:51:36 AM
Got told no again huh? ;D


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on January 26, 2007, 12:05:12 PM
FWIW, I try to not let anything surprise me.  Not to mention I try not to use stereotypes, etc. 

Some other points:
Football isn't always a waste of time.*
Golf forums aren't a waste of time.*
Lighting cat tails on fire.... uh, what type of cat tails?  A kitty cat's tail, or a those pond plant referred to as a cat's tail?  The later would be fun.

*can become a waste of time, if taken too far.


Now one thing that surprised me was when stroh ran his finger down the blade of a paper slicer or whatever it was.  At the same time, seeing that he posted a thread on weaponry and not being around such things, it didn't surprise me. 

Nope, not much surprises me.


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Spanky on January 26, 2007, 12:10:17 PM
Did someone just roll her eyes at you?


Every day.


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Spanky on January 26, 2007, 12:11:12 PM
Got told no again huh? ;D
I don't even bother asking anymore.
Easier to beg for forgiveness then ask for permission.


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Spanky on January 26, 2007, 12:12:49 PM
Did someone just roll her eyes at you?



Right after he got off the phone to stroh.
And I swear I am not gay, so what if I was on a submarine in the Navy. I was young. :o


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: stegerman on January 26, 2007, 12:23:01 PM
Is "on a submarine in the Navy" a euphemism for something?


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Spanky on January 26, 2007, 12:26:13 PM
Is "on a submarine in the Navy" a euphemism for something?
LOL, not quite. The joke is 120 sailors go down and 60 couples come back up. I was on a sub in the Navy and I have no first hand knowledge of this. I will deny everything.


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Torpedo on January 26, 2007, 01:30:09 PM
Did someone just roll her eyes at you?

Every day.

Don't feel bad, Nat does that to me probably 65 times a day. ::) :D


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Torpedo on January 26, 2007, 01:30:25 PM
Got told no again huh? ;D

lol :D


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Jules on January 26, 2007, 02:34:27 PM
I seem to roll my eyes at my husband all the time!!!!!! ;D
It just must be a girl and boy thing!!!! ;D


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: Salamander on January 26, 2007, 04:40:34 PM
Nothing surprises me any more, but the eyes roll by themselves as a reaction leftover. Such is life.


Title: Re: Ladies
Post by: stroh on January 26, 2007, 05:20:59 PM
Nothing surprises me any more, but the eyes roll by themselves as a reaction leftover. Such is life.

LOL  Well put.  ;)