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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Aske on September 19, 2007, 09:55:29 AM



Title: only in australia... lol
Post by: Aske on September 19, 2007, 09:55:29 AM
http://www.news.com.au/mercury/story/0,22884,22445356-5005940,00.html


Title: Re: only in australia... lol
Post by: Walfredo on September 19, 2007, 10:04:36 AM
Wow, it isn't easy to climax while on LSD and amphetimines.  Frankly, the desire is hard to muster even with a female present, so I've heard. 


Title: Re: only in australia... lol
Post by: stroh on September 19, 2007, 10:04:44 AM

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.............used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as **** aids

.............. pröñographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift **** aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.


(http://www.bestbeverage.co.uk/images/janitorials/toilet-duck.jpg)

I just can't even.........LOL  [shakes head]


Title: Re: only in australia... lol
Post by: Walfredo on September 19, 2007, 10:06:35 AM

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.............used her vacuum cleaner and a detergent bottle as **** aids

.............. pröñographic magazines and clothes were strewn around the room, and that a makeshift **** aid constructed from a Toilet Duck bottle, a piece of wood and a latex glove had also been left behind.


(http://www.bestbeverage.co.uk/images/janitorials/toilet-duck.jpg)

I just can't even.........LOL  [shakes head]
Oh snap.  He went after the prostate.  Certainly solves the problem LSD and meth have on a certain something.  Never thought to try that. ;)


Title: Re: only in australia... lol
Post by: stroh on September 19, 2007, 10:09:20 AM
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MY God!  What ever happened to good old fashioned foreplay?

                                                    --Bill Engvall


Title: Re: only in australia... lol
Post by: JDerion on September 19, 2007, 10:51:09 AM
He has much cooler stuff in his masturbation bag than I do.


Title: Re: only in australia... lol
Post by: PaunchyBald on September 19, 2007, 11:05:21 AM
He has much cooler stuff in his masturbation bag than I do.

Which is why you'll be a co-star on "Cavemen". [sm_devil]


Title: Re: only in australia... lol
Post by: Jules on September 19, 2007, 01:18:27 PM
I don't even want to think what he does with the tapered wooden stick!!!!! [sm_shock] [sm_shock] [sm_shock]