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Title: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Clive on May 06, 2008, 07:56:50 AM
Stroh is a *humid grotto*.


 ;)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: stroh on May 06, 2008, 09:41:39 AM
 ;D

I'm drunk most of the time anyway.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: hobbit on May 06, 2008, 10:08:26 AM
I was late to the party, but did concur....

Stroh is a *humid grotto*.


The situation can be rectified however.



Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Aske on May 06, 2008, 10:15:49 AM
patents filed for   "strohlight"


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: hobbit on May 06, 2008, 10:39:24 AM
patents filed for   "strohlight"



Probably too hairy, won't sell.



Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 11:27:06 AM

The situation can be rectified however.



http://www.golfhos.com/topic-7920.msg97274#msg97274

 :watchingyou:


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Jules on May 06, 2008, 01:30:42 PM
Will you *bunghole*s with little tiny *8==>*s stop picking on Stroh when I'm not here. [sm_enguard] [sm_enguard]


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Aske on May 06, 2008, 01:45:10 PM
Will you *bunghole*s with little tiny *8==>*s stop picking on Stroh when I'm not here. [sm_enguard] [sm_enguard]

well, good to see I can still pick on him
 8)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 01:52:16 PM
Will you *bunghole*s with little tiny *8==>*s stop picking on Stroh when I'm not here. [sm_enguard] [sm_enguard]

well, good to see I can still pick on him
 8)
I am sure some would say you are the biggest *8==>* of all. ;)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Clive on May 06, 2008, 03:10:11 PM
patents filed for   "strohlight"
Probably too hairy, won't sell.
But it comes with two six-packs of beer!



(And so does stroh, one surmises.)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: dystopia on May 06, 2008, 03:58:14 PM
Will you *bunghole*s with little tiny *8==>*s stop picking on Stroh when I'm not here. [sm_enguard] [sm_enguard]

well, good to see I can still pick on him
 8)
I am sure some would say you are the biggest *8==>* of all. ;)


LOL.  stroh's a *humid grotto*.  Aske's a *8==>*.  Everyone else is an *bunghole*.  This thread could have been titled: "Which body part does each GolfHo most resemble?"

So, who's the numbnut that didn't agree with the other four PM'ers?



Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: gleek on May 06, 2008, 04:24:25 PM
Will you *bunghole*s with little tiny *8==>*s stop picking on Stroh when I'm not here. [sm_enguard] [sm_enguard]

well, good to see I can still pick on him
 8)
I am sure some would say you are the biggest *8==>* of all. ;)


LOL.  stroh's a *humid grotto*.  Aske's a *8==>*.  Everyone else is an *bunghole*.  This thread could have been titled: "Which body part does each GolfHo most resemble?"

So, who's the numbnut that didn't agree with the other four PM'ers?

I abstained.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 04:38:16 PM
One person has not replied, my guess is he just hasn't seen the messages and just hasn't had a chance to agree.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: JDerion on May 06, 2008, 05:30:47 PM
Make that five out of six.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 06, 2008, 06:00:30 PM
So, who's the numbnut ...?

:raisehand:

One person has not replied, my guess is he just hasn't seen the messages and just hasn't had a chance to agree.

Rectified and ratified.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 06:18:48 PM
I was thinking it was Campy.

Strike that, all have agreed.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: spacey on May 06, 2008, 07:02:37 PM
Checking Wikipedia to try to keep up...  [sm_scratch]


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 07:36:28 PM
Checking Wikipedia to try to keep up...  [sm_scratch]
Don't bother, here is the readers digest version.

I started PMing UB and Clive about Bandon. UB posted to me to check PM. I PM'd hobbit on the trip. Fuzzy joined by PMing me saying he tried to get stroh to join earlier. I copied UB, Clive, campy, Fuzzy and Hobbit. Clive PM'd saying stroh was a *humid grotto*, then Fuzzy, then me, then hobbit all agreed. UB then PM'd and campy joined in.

6 out of 6.

Stroh needs to man up and join us in Bandon this year. Or he will be a *humid grotto*. ;D


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: spacey on May 06, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
In that case, I concur.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 06, 2008, 07:46:05 PM
In that case, I concur.

As far as I know, there's still an open spot.   ::)

[a nod's as good as a wink]


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: spacey on May 06, 2008, 07:48:17 PM
In that case, I concur.

As far as I know, there's still an open spot.   ::)

[a nod's as good as a wink]

Unfortunately, I cannot make a definite commitment at this point.  :sad3:


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 07:48:28 PM
In that case, I concur.

As far as I know, there's still an open spot.   ::)

[a nod's as good as a wink]
nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean, know what I mean? Say no more, say no more.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 07:52:26 PM
UB do I still need to call you or is Daddy hobbitbucks going to do the honor?


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Aske on May 06, 2008, 07:56:10 PM
lol


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Clive on May 06, 2008, 07:56:24 PM
Unfortunately, I cannot make a definite commitment at this point.  :sad3:
Dangerously close to stroh territory there, spacey.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 06, 2008, 07:56:50 PM
I do not know.  But I shall wait with beered breath for whichwhomeverwhatso calls me first.   ;)

Not that it's rocket science but their reservations system takes a bit of getting used to.  I just want to pass along a couple of hints so we all get what we expect.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Clive on May 06, 2008, 07:57:50 PM
If I get what I expect, I'm not going.


(If I get what I deserve, I'm definitely not going.)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: spacey on May 06, 2008, 07:59:34 PM
Unfortunately, I cannot make a definite commitment at this point.  :sad3:
Dangerously close to stroh territory there, spacey.
Indeed.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 08:06:02 PM
I'll call you tomorrow to get the ball rolling on my end.

As far as Clive goes, I've been on a submarine where 120 men go to sea for 3 months, average age is 20. He worries me a little. Only a little because I have been both the bitch and master. ;)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: gleek on May 06, 2008, 08:10:20 PM
(http://personales.ciudad.com.ar/golem85/thread%20sucks.jpg)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 08:13:43 PM
Pony up and head to the Dunes and maybe it won't suck gleek. Or should I call you stroh or spacey?


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: stroh on May 06, 2008, 08:49:47 PM
I (The Family Smith) just don't/doesn't (most likely won't, even come event time) have the money.

Sorry.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 06, 2008, 08:59:35 PM
I (The Family Smith) just don't/doesn't (most likely won't, even come event time) have the money.

Sorry.
I think we all understand.

I would be great if you could make it but we all know that it's not possible for everyone. No worries. If we didn't *fudge* with you then you know we don't like you. As I am popping my cherry this year I can't say much but I can bet that everyone would love for you to make it once.

I for one am hopping this is just the beginning of a tradition for me. If it is and you can make it one year it would be worth it.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Jules on May 07, 2008, 12:36:51 AM
So Spanky, when you are at Brandon with the boys here, is Darla and your work wife going to Vegas and Mexico. ;D ;D

I'm sure they are going to have more fun, then you old fella's will at Brandon. :P ;D ;D



Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Jules on May 07, 2008, 12:38:55 AM
PS, I'm only calling you "old" because UB keeps reminding me that you are all a bunch of old farts. ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 05:55:05 AM
So Spanky, when you are at Brandon with the boys here, is Darla and your work wife going to Vegas and Mexico. ;D ;D

I'm sure they are going to have more fun, then you old fella's will at Brandon. :P ;D ;D


Holy *feces* are you *goshdarn* psychic?  :fear:

As a matter of fact they are talking about doing just that! First they were talking about Mexico, then moved to Vegas, and now back to going to Mexico.

I was a bit drunk last night but I don't remember saying anything about that anywhere on here.



Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 07, 2008, 07:03:04 AM
Nasty hobbitses!!

They stays up late and confuses us.  And they doesn't taste very nice, does they, precious?

;)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 07:07:05 AM
Hello, would this be an Irish midget?

'pause'

hobbit wonders if he dialed the right number.


LMAO


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Walfredo on May 07, 2008, 07:08:28 AM
(http://personales.ciudad.com.ar/golem85/thread%20sucks.jpg)

I think this thread is about male encounters on the intertubes so it can't suck.  Isn't that what the intertubes are all about.  


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 07, 2008, 07:14:27 AM
Hello, would this be an Irish midget?

'pause'

hobbit wonders if he dialed the right number.


LMAO

Hehehe.

If I'd known it was a party line I'd have talked *feces* about Clive   :P


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 07:31:22 AM
not quite a party line, he was in chat while on the phone with you.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: spacey on May 07, 2008, 08:44:18 AM
I (The Family Smith) just don't/doesn't (most likely won't, even come event time) have the money.

Sorry.
That doesn't mean you're not a *humid grotto*, though.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Darla on May 07, 2008, 10:37:28 AM
So Spanky, when you are at Brandon with the boys here, is Darla and your work wife going to Vegas and Mexico. ;D ;D

I'm sure they are going to have more fun, then you old fella's will at Brandon. :P ;D ;D



lmao!   [sm_laughing] We were just talking about planning our trip.  ;D


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: gleek on May 07, 2008, 10:53:35 AM
So Spanky, when you are at Brandon with the boys here, is Darla and your work wife going to Vegas and Mexico. ;D ;D

I'm sure they are going to have more fun, then you old fella's will at Brandon. :P ;D ;D



lmao!   [sm_laughing] We were just talking about planning our trip.  ;D

Wait a minute. Spanky's "work wife" is one of YOUR friends?


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 10:59:19 AM
So Spanky, when you are at Brandon with the boys here, is Darla and your work wife going to Vegas and Mexico. ;D ;D

I'm sure they are going to have more fun, then you old fella's will at Brandon. :P ;D ;D



lmao!   [sm_laughing] We were just talking about planning our trip.  ;D

Wait a minute. Spanky's "work wife" is one of YOUR friends?
And my girlfriend is her best friend. ;D


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 11:01:13 AM
Actually I introduced them at my co-worker's going away party and they hit it off.

You have no idea how bad it suck to be me now.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Clive on May 07, 2008, 11:06:44 AM
At least you're not stroh.


My wife and work-wife get along OK, but she doesn't have much in common with him.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: gleek on May 07, 2008, 11:10:19 AM
Actually I introduced them at my co-worker's going away party and they hit it off.

You have no idea how bad it suck to be me now.

George.Costanza.surrenders

BTW, Sambuca Restaurant serves Folie á Deux Menáge a Trois.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Jules on May 07, 2008, 12:13:52 PM
Ah Spanky, I'm not psychic, I just read your new signature. ;D ;D ;D

Now just say there was a one billion-trillion-brazillian chance that I won lotto, I would be coming out there and joining Darla and work-wife on the trip.
Oh, and by the way, I would be sending a ticket to Stroh to join us as I know he likes "the casino". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 12:19:20 PM
 [sm_oops]

I did say I was drinking last night.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: stroh on May 07, 2008, 12:23:46 PM
I (The Family Smith) just don't/doesn't (most likely won't, even come event time) have the money.

Sorry.
That doesn't mean you're not a *humid grotto*, though.

(http://www.sandtroopers.com/sandwatch/RIP/images/sir_alec_guinness.jpg)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: stroh on May 07, 2008, 12:24:09 PM

Oh, and by the way, I would be sending a ticket to Stroh to join us as I know he likes "the casino". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm in.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Jules on May 07, 2008, 12:29:32 PM

Oh, and by the way, I would be sending a ticket to Stroh to join us as I know he likes "the casino". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I'm in.

I thought you would be. ;D ;D ;D ;D
We just have to wait for those numbers to come up. ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Darla on May 07, 2008, 08:28:13 PM
Ah Spanky, I'm not psychic, I just read your new signature. ;D ;D ;D

Now just say there was a one billion-trillion-brazillian chance that I won lotto, I would be coming out there and joining Darla and work-wife on the trip.
Oh, and by the way, I would be sending a ticket to Stroh to join us as I know he likes "the casino". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Let's go Jules! If I win the Lotto Jules, I am coming to visit you. Without Spanky!  ;D I'll try to play golf and I'll bring his work wife with me.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 08:29:17 PM
you suck


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 07, 2008, 08:29:38 PM
Ah Spanky, I'm not psychic, I just read your new signature. ;D ;D ;D

Now just say there was a one billion-trillion-brazillian chance that I won lotto, I would be coming out there and joining Darla and work-wife on the trip.
Oh, and by the way, I would be sending a ticket to Stroh to join us as I know he likes "the casino". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Let's go Jules! If I win the Lotto Jules, I am coming to visit you. Without Spanky!  ;D I'll try to play golf and I'll bring his work wife with me.

Maybe you could tour Lesbos?!!?!!?  NTTAWWT.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Spanky on May 07, 2008, 08:30:18 PM
as long as stroh stays here I don't care


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Darla on May 07, 2008, 08:31:50 PM
Ah Spanky, I'm not psychic, I just read your new signature. ;D ;D ;D

Now just say there was a one billion-trillion-brazillian chance that I won lotto, I would be coming out there and joining Darla and work-wife on the trip.
Oh, and by the way, I would be sending a ticket to Stroh to join us as I know he likes "the casino". ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Let's go Jules! If I win the Lotto Jules, I am coming to visit you. Without Spanky!  ;D I'll try to play golf and I'll bring his work wife with me.

Maybe you could tour Lesbos?!!?!!?  NTTAWWT.

Spanky would have to be there for that!


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 08, 2008, 06:53:53 AM
When I was in seventh grade all the nine grade cheerleaders cornered me one day and went crazy for my blue eyes.  I was a shy little dip*feces* halfling but I thought it was the beginning of my career as a lady slayer.  I was destined to be rolling in chicks for the rest of my life.  It turned out to be a false vision.

Stroh's kinda like that only dressed in scrubs instead of Garanimals.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Clive on May 08, 2008, 07:32:24 AM
When I was in seventh grade all the nine grade cheerleaders cornered me one day and went crazy for my blue eyes.  I was a shy little dip*feces* halfling but I thought it was the beginning of my career as a lady slayer.  I was destined to be rolling in chicks for the rest of my life.  It turned out to be a false vision.

Stroh's kinda like that only dressed in scrubs instead of Garanimals.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: 1puttpar on May 08, 2008, 08:24:09 AM
When I was in seventh grade all the nine grade cheerleaders cornered me one day and went crazy for my blue eyes.  I was a shy little dip*feces* halfling but I thought it was the beginning of my career as a lady slayer.  I was destined to be rolling in chicks for the rest of my life.  It turned out to be a false vision.

Stroh's kinda like that only dressed in scrubs instead of Garanimals.

 [sm_laughatyou]  +1


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Jules on May 08, 2008, 01:25:41 PM
When I was in seventh grade all the nine grade cheerleaders cornered me one day and went crazy for my blue eyes.  I was a shy little dip*feces* halfling but I thought it was the beginning of my career as a lady slayer.  I was destined to be rolling in chicks for the rest of my life.  It turned out to be a false vision.

Stroh's kinda like that only dressed in scrubs instead of Garanimals.
So UB, are you telling us that you are a mini-Paul Newman or Blader. (I read a post on Golfdope that the shaft on his new golf club matches his lovely blue eyes.)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 08, 2008, 01:30:22 PM
Well, my shaft isn't blue but I do like Italian dressing.


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: dystopia on May 08, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
 [sm_shock]


UB = Eyes Of Ibad (http://www.technovelgy.com/ct/Science-Fiction-News.asp?NewsNum=1255)

(http://ferdyonfilms.com/Dune%20Witt%20edit.JPG)


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 08, 2008, 01:37:00 PM
Abomination!!!


Title: Re: Four Out of Five PM'ers Agree:
Post by: dystopia on May 08, 2008, 02:37:19 PM
LOL  ;D