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Title: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: stroh on August 20, 2008, 12:18:00 PM
#1

If you haven't heard, U.S. Rep. Tubbs Jones is in the hospital in critical condition.

Linkage (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26303502)

So I hear on the radio at lunch:  Representative Jones has suffered a brain aneurysm.....

You do not suffer a brain aneurysm.  You suffer a rupture and subsequent hemorrhage of said aneurysm.

People don't suffer a heart.  The suffer a heart attack.  People don't suffer a brain.  They suffer an ischemic event in the brain(or stroke). *fudge*!  You people piss me off.

#2

When I walk into a store, don't ask me if you can help me find something.  I've been here before.  I know what I want.  I know where to find it.  For what ever cataclysmic event I may suffer(most likely a brain hemorrhage from a rupture anuerysm from these idiots)  If I truly need that help i will seek you out.  I know where the C.S. desk is.

If I walk into a high buck jewelry galleria I guess I can see it. 

But at K-Mart??!!      Hate!

3 stores today.  Happened 3 times.




Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 20, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
And speak my point of view


Lighten up Alice.  Your outrage, incense and mhyyr-o-meter is suffering a hemorrhage of perspective.

I blame the shopping since the Germans aren't paying attention.


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: Blader on August 20, 2008, 12:50:26 PM
low down and down low

and don't get me started on down under

jeezo! that *feces* pisses me off

 :sad3:


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: Jules on August 20, 2008, 02:13:25 PM
It's okay sweetie, your still going through withdrawal symptoms, trust me it will get better and the world will be a happier and kinder place...........anytime soon now. ;) ;D


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: Clive on August 20, 2008, 02:43:15 PM
You do not suffer a brain aneurysm.  You suffer a rupture and subsequent hemorrhage of said aneurysm.

People don't suffer a heart.  The suffer a heart attack.  People don't suffer a brain.  They suffer an ischemic event in the brain(or stroke).
Clive and 0 Lurkers are suffering a fool.  Gladly.


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: gleek on August 20, 2008, 07:45:11 PM
I occasionally see people go down with knees in NFL games.


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: stroh on August 21, 2008, 05:16:38 AM
I occasionally see people go down with knees in NFL games.

Exactly!  Makes me crazy.


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: Clive on August 21, 2008, 07:25:08 AM
The local meteorologist says we're going to get some weather this afternoon.


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 22, 2008, 05:46:49 PM
How do you feel about nerbs (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-9367.msg109682#msg109682)?


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: stroh on August 22, 2008, 05:51:19 PM
How do you feel about nerbs (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-9367.msg109682#msg109682)?

Go paint someones *fudge*in' sign.


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 22, 2008, 06:09:04 PM
How do you feel about nerbs (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-9367.msg109682#msg109682)?

Go paint someones *fudge*in' sign.

I said thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine .


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: stroh on August 22, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
How do you feel about nerbs (http://www.golfhos.com/topic-9367.msg109682#msg109682)?

AFAIK, that's actually pure Minnesota.

The two currently pissing me off are:

Where do you office?

and

Who do you doctor with?

When I first moved up here I couldn't get over people saying "We're going out to ride bike."

You mean going out to ride your bike right?

"Mike are you going to ride bike to school?"
You mean ride a bike, or ride my bike to school?

If you follow the clues, there's reasons I am the way I am.


Title: Re: Wednesday Rant(s)
Post by: gleek on August 22, 2008, 06:23:03 PM
"Lunching with friends" surrender