GolfHos

If you had three wishes what would you wish for.I would wish for a better love life three times over.
My love life is starting to sound like some cheesey song but I will survive because I know how to stay alive.
My latest love (call her J to protect the innocent) I thought she was the one - we met on the internet.
We had just reached the point that we were about to meet ut for the first time.I'd booked tickets for the both of us and a room in a nice motel.Then out of the blue she tells me that she wants nothing more to do with me.

Im heartbroken


The only positives I can take from the entire experiance is that at least by living far apart we didnt get physical and live to regret it.And I didnt mention it to the wife. ;)

Arrrgh.

I was barfing until the last sentence.

 [sm_shock] ;D

Be carefull what you wish for.

Let's hope your wife dosen't admire Lorena Bobbit!!!! [sm_shock]
For your sake!!! [sm_shock]

I made three wishes but Jesus appeared and told me to shut up.

I made three wishes and ButchC appeared dressed as a mullah.

There’s a thought but its not something we have ever discussed.  :o :o

We have an open marriage I’m always open to offers and always open she never finds out.

She has made contact with me since my initial post but I’m not sure what to do.

Your aviator Wishicouldhit suggests that you are either female or gay (or both) so I  can be certain of some good relationship advice.  What’s your candid opinion.

I smell a troll.  :banned:

Try showering.


 [sm_devil] [sm_devil] [sm_devil] ;) ;D ;D ;D

What a cruel comment.
I took comfort from the only photo  I have and you know, you may be on to something.[im(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/stopshot/troll.jpg)g][/img]
Would this explain her reluctance to meet?

You do realize that the image you posted has a url that reveals your photobucket account, right? 
http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o240/stopshot/troll.jpg

And if you search for "o240" on FGI, it shows which member(s) that have posted pictures over there using the same photobucket account?

Well, he does now.

 :o

I get that SilentKnight is topshot, he posts exactly the same way on Figs.

He has some Yorkshire in him, it's obvious.

I'm a bit confused about the topshot/jockpig connection though?

 ???

Me thinks outing on GolfHos might not yield the same backlash as within other communities

FU2 baby, FU2.

 ;)

Lenny, check your messages.

...lib

Cheeky bastard.

Drunk too?

 ;D

you or me...???

I think I am.

I know you are.

I was..  whya re you still up?

Like I care . I’ve got nothing to hide except an attraction to dwarfs, since when has that been a crime. No one said anything  to Mrs Tom Cruise.

I did wonder if the images could be traced back but apart from the dwarf fetish there’s nothing to be embarrassed about. Can’t explain the pig images,  it’s a mystery to me too.

It’s a fair cop, topshot and SilentKnight are the same. Big deal. I’ll tell you the topshop creation was the Hanibal Hayes and Kid Curry of FGI.The name change was simply to give a fresh start to those have a go heroes that have come a cropper.

To be serious for a moment,  I think some people moving to this site (can’t recall the name) should be sent the following advice ..

Dear Stroth ,(for example)-We note that you have chosen a name also used on the FGI forum. You may wish to be advised that the name has been associated with illogical and nonsensical  posts which may jeopardise your relationships with sensible users of this forum.


Always pleased to help out.

Huh?  Is this a shot at me?  What did I do to you?

illogical and nonsensical  posts

Is my trademark.

Anyhoo, welcome.  New forum, new name is cool with me.

I've been stroh, long before I found FGI.  I would use Mike, but then people would just ignore me.  stroh is easier for people to bash.

Oh, yeah.

Purple monkey dishwasher.

Why did we tell him though? :D

What about topshot and jockpig?

Are they the same intertwined dwarf fetishist?

...lib

TFT is actually lennyquai's alter ego.

It was an example plucked at random.I'm not going to start a new war whilst the last one is still going -who do you think I am George Bush?

Thats what I thought.I did think it might be possible but I didnt think that I had anything to hide and why would anyone bother.But its actually like someone taking a peep down my boxer shorts.
Im aware that you come from a family of troublemakers Torpedo.

I admit that I may have my problems but jockpig is not one of mine.
No way,a Scotsman!, give me some credit please.
I just help them out when they're busy.

Why are his pic images on FGI hosted on your photobucket account?

You deleted the pics from the account, but the links still point there so they just red x now.

Is it just a ****ual favour exchange thing?

Actually I don't, but you can think that if you want to. :D

Troublemakers?  Is that a reference to moi?

TimeForTitilation--Is’nt this forum supposed to be a golf forum.I appreciate that voyeurism and ****ual perversion may also be of equal  interest to you but there’s a time and a place.

Why would me helping out someone require it to be settled by a ****ual act? Is this how you settle your bills?
Let me try and put your mind at rest, he’s not my type, too tall( over  3’ 6”).

Seeing my slip  really seems to have brought out the peeping tom in you. I bet you were wetting yourself it anticipation. And what a disappointment it must have been to find nothing but a few stills from a films, and a few photos of ancient monuments.
So all you had to work with was a few pig images and of course a dirty mind.

And if I may say so you made a pigs ear of it.

Your sister does.

Well if its not E_A_G_L_E or should I say Little Miss Mashed Potato.

TFT is looking to make up for years of having to behave himself on FGI so unless you come up with link between mashed potato and unnatural behaviour this may not be the thread for you.

And this is my final post on GolfHos.

Wow.

The SilentKnight era ends. And it looked like he was just warming up.

Some of my best friends are schizophrenics.

Twice the fun, at least.

It's my normal friends that pretend to be different people that are the real crazies.

 ;D