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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: Uisce Beatha on December 06, 2008, 08:07:24 PM



Title: Hi Stroh
Post by: Uisce Beatha on December 06, 2008, 08:07:24 PM
(http://xmission.com/~nolan/images/bandon-2008/hi-stroh.jpg)


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Aske on December 06, 2008, 08:09:55 PM
goddamn there's some short mofos there


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: dystopia on December 06, 2008, 09:48:57 PM
lmao!
 [sm_beertoast]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: hobbit on December 06, 2008, 11:18:12 PM
We just frightened our neighbors.....

There was a knock on our door just 2 minutes ago - we assumed it was one of our own.......

Gammapi says "hold on, we need to get our clothes back on" - for effect.

We answer the door to a stranger that had knocked on the wrong door.  He had a strange smile on his face, and asked "what was this about getting clothes back on?"

We closed the door before completely loosing it  [sm_rolling]






Move along, nothing to see here.



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Darla on December 06, 2008, 11:55:55 PM
goddamn there's some short mofos there

Hey that was my line......... ;)


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 07, 2008, 06:22:22 AM
 [sm_rolling]

That's awesome!  Thanks guys.   [sm_beertoast]

Just like I was there.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Seamus on December 07, 2008, 07:28:51 AM
That's freakin' funny right there I tell you what.

So I know the law firm of Spanky, Hobbit, Uisce and Clive. But who are the rest of the fellas?


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 07, 2008, 07:30:18 AM
That's freakin' funny right there I tell you what.

So I know the law firm of Spanky, Hobbit, Uisce and Clive. But who are the rest of the fellas?

Fuzz is on the far right.





Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 07, 2008, 08:55:46 AM


Le Pointe de Originale.


60FjOUcKnR4


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: gleek on December 07, 2008, 10:08:13 AM
Hey, your video has a 5-star rating already!


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 07, 2008, 11:05:00 AM
 [sm_shock] ;D


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: twoiron on December 07, 2008, 12:43:31 PM
(http://xmission.com/~nolan/images/bandon-2008/hi-stroh.jpg)

For future reference, how about puttin' some names to those cats so I know which one of you blokes is who.

Cheers

 ;)


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Susan on December 07, 2008, 03:17:56 PM
Is that photo for real??   


...........I mean, seriously

.....my husband IS golfing with a bunch of internet buddies?


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Darla on December 07, 2008, 03:22:10 PM
Is that photo for real??   


...........I mean, seriously

.....my husband IS golfing with a bunch of internet buddies?
I am with you Susan.......


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: birdymaker on December 07, 2008, 03:25:05 PM
Is that photo for real??   


...........I mean, seriously

.....my husband IS golfing with a bunch of internet buddies?
I am with you Susan.......

i saw that clubhouse before, in Amsterdam. [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 07, 2008, 03:45:52 PM
Is that photo for real??   


...........I mean, seriously

.....my husband IS golfing with a bunch of internet buddies?
I am with you Susan.......

Oh it's real.  And it's fantastic.   :D  *




*Except there are some us not there.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Susan on December 07, 2008, 03:52:59 PM
Fuzzy called home this morning.

I had two questions:

What color are the original assless chaps?

and

Are you taller than Hobbitt?


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: hobbit on December 07, 2008, 11:54:45 PM
(http://xmission.com/~nolan/images/bandon-2008/hi-stroh.jpg)


OK, for twoiron......

left to right......

Uisce's cousin Mark, Campy, Gammapi, Spanky, Hobbit, Uisce, Clive, Fuzzy.



Much libations consumed - bedtime  :P



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: hobbit on December 07, 2008, 11:56:47 PM
goddamn there's some short mofos there



You'd be right at home then??  ;)



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Jules on December 08, 2008, 01:22:32 AM
I noticed that Fuzzy's shorts are a bit creased, who is on ironing duty in that room. ::) ;D ;D

I can't wait to hear all the stories from this trip. ;D


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: gleek on December 08, 2008, 07:57:02 AM
I noticed that Fuzzy's shorts are a bit creased, who is on ironing duty in that room. ::) ;D ;D

I can't wait to hear all the stories from this trip. ;D

Your fascination with man-on-man ironing action is quite disturbing.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Blader on December 08, 2008, 07:57:44 AM
I've just completed running the calculations and after rechecking my numbers, it appears that Hobbit is at every one of these internet golf buddy chautauqua's, which begs the question: What percentage of the male internet-based golfer population has he slept with?


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: hobbit on December 08, 2008, 09:21:56 AM
I've just completed running the calculations and after rechecking my numbers, it appears that Hobbit is at every one of these internet golf buddy chautauqua's, which begs the question: What percentage of the male internet-based golfer population has he slept with?

Fair question.  I'll have to run the calculations when I get home.  And now that you've made me think of it, I'm wondering the over and under on my possible contraction of an incurable VD as a result of such reckless abandon.



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Spanky on December 08, 2008, 09:25:34 AM


Fair question.  I'll have to run the calculations when I get home.  And now that you've made me think of it, I'm wondering the over and under on my possible contraction of an incurable VD as a result of such reckless abandon.


Did I forget to mention......


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 08, 2008, 09:50:54 AM
Are you all still playing golf, or is everyone flying back home today?


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Blader on December 08, 2008, 10:58:14 AM
I've just completed running the calculations and after rechecking my numbers, it appears that Hobbit is at every one of these internet golf buddy chautauqua's, which begs the question: What percentage of the male internet-based golfer population has he slept with?

Fair question.  I'll have to run the calculations when I get home.  And now that you've made me think of it, I'm wondering the over and under on my possible contraction of an incurable VD as a result of such reckless abandon.


LOL!!!  My bad!!  I should have said  "shared a hotel room with"


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Jules on December 08, 2008, 11:01:25 AM
I noticed that Fuzzy's shorts are a bit creased, who is on ironing duty in that room. ::) ;D ;D

I can't wait to hear all the stories from this trip. ;D

Your fascination with man-on-man ironing action is quite disturbing.

My fascination with man-on-man ironing action, all began with a photo that Clive posted of UB doing Clive's ironing.  ;) ;D ;D


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: twoiron on December 08, 2008, 11:52:34 AM
(http://xmission.com/~nolan/images/bandon-2008/hi-stroh.jpg)


OK, for twoiron......

left to right......

Uisce's cousin Mark, Campy, Gammapi, Spanky, Hobbit, Uisce, Clive, Fuzzy.



Much libations consumed - bedtime  :P



Thanks, now it all makes sense


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: campy on December 08, 2008, 01:37:15 PM
I noticed that Fuzzy's shorts are a bit creased, who is on ironing duty in that room. ::) ;D ;D

I can't wait to hear all the stories from this trip. ;D

Your fascination with man-on-man ironing action is quite disturbing.

My fascination with man-on-man ironing action, all began with a photo that Clive posted of UB doing Clive's ironing.  ;) ;D ;D

For the record, neither the iron, nor the ironing board saw any action this weekend...But, in a somewhat similar vein, I was able to catch a glimpse of Clive's washboard abs, so I got that going for me. 


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Jules on December 08, 2008, 06:11:06 PM
I noticed that Fuzzy's shorts are a bit creased, who is on ironing duty in that room. ::) ;D ;D

I can't wait to hear all the stories from this trip. ;D

Your fascination with man-on-man ironing action is quite disturbing.


My fascination with man-on-man ironing action, all began with a photo that Clive posted of UB doing Clive's ironing.  ;) ;D ;D

For the record, neither the iron, nor the ironing board saw any action this weekend...But, in a somewhat similar vein, I was able to catch a glimpse of Clive's washboard abs, so I got that going for me. 
So Campy, I suppose you can die a happy man now. ;) ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 08, 2008, 06:20:31 PM
So, they either played a match as shirts and skins, or there was a shower scene.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Jules on December 08, 2008, 06:25:26 PM
I would put my money on the shower scene. [sm_hump] [sm_hump]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: campy on December 08, 2008, 06:27:04 PM
I would put my money on the shower scene. [sm_hump] [sm_hump]

 [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Jules on December 08, 2008, 06:32:46 PM
I would put my money on the shower scene. [sm_hump] [sm_hump]

 [sm_disgust]

It's okay Campy, we know you can't say anything, we all know the old saying "What happens on tour, stays on tour". ;) ;D ;D


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: gleek on December 08, 2008, 06:39:51 PM
So, they either played a match as shirts and skins, or there was a shower scene.
And I bet no sausage was wasted.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Walfredo on December 08, 2008, 06:59:47 PM
(http://xmission.com/~nolan/images/bandon-2008/hi-stroh.jpg)
Something I can't put my finger on.  Something just isn't quite right.  Notice how all the finger pointers have a thumbs up except that lawyer clive.  WTF is up with that.  Some have crooked thumbs but at least they have them up.  Showing us that they are interested.  But that wormy *goshdarn* lawyer with his thumb curled to the side and that *feces*-eatin grin on his face just rubs me the wrong way you know what i'm sayin.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 08, 2008, 10:42:29 PM
Something I can't put my finger on.  Something just isn't quite right.  Notice how all the finger pointers have a thumbs up except that lawyer clive.  WTF is up with that.  Some have crooked thumbs but at least they have them up.  Showing us that they are interested.  But that wormy *goshdarn* lawyer with his thumb curled to the side and that *feces*-eatin grin on his face just rubs me the wrong way you know what i'm sayin.
Because I'm apparently the only one who took the trouble to carefully view the gay finger point and determine that the thumb properly IS held down by the fingers, not poked up like some weird "Bang, you're dead!" game.

Because if you're going to do the gay finger-point, do it *goshdarn* right!


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 09, 2008, 05:35:58 AM
Something I can't put my finger on.  Something just isn't quite right.  Notice how all the finger pointers have a thumbs up except that lawyer clive.  WTF is up with that.  Some have crooked thumbs but at least they have them up.  Showing us that they are interested.  But that wormy *goshdarn* lawyer with his thumb curled to the side and that *feces*-eatin grin on his face just rubs me the wrong way you know what i'm sayin.
Because I'm apparently the only one who took the trouble to carefully view the gay finger point and determine that the thumb properly IS held down by the fingers, not poked up like some weird "Bang, you're dead!" game.

Because if you're going to do the gay finger-point, do it *goshdarn* right!

Bingo.  Historical accuracy FTW.

Dressing up in dark blue wool and firing cannons prematurely has served you well.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Walfredo on December 09, 2008, 06:59:00 AM
Something I can't put my finger on.  Something just isn't quite right.  Notice how all the finger pointers have a thumbs up except that lawyer clive.  WTF is up with that.  Some have crooked thumbs but at least they have them up.  Showing us that they are interested.  But that wormy *goshdarn* lawyer with his thumb curled to the side and that *feces*-eatin grin on his face just rubs me the wrong way you know what i'm sayin.
Because I'm apparently the only one who took the trouble to carefully view the gay finger point and determine that the thumb properly IS held down by the fingers, not poked up like some weird "Bang, you're dead!" game.

Because if you're going to do the gay finger-point, do it *goshdarn* right!
touche


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Seamus on December 09, 2008, 08:23:56 AM
Nominate for a classic thread, every time I see that picture I still LOL, or at least I CIS. (chuckle InSide).


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 09, 2008, 07:14:17 PM
(http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp162/Sleepy_Dog/bandongang2008.jpg)
Either the tee box has undulations or you *fudge*ers ARE short.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 09, 2008, 07:24:34 PM
I believe the illusion is actually stemming from the socks you're wearing.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Spanky on December 09, 2008, 07:31:22 PM
Did we actually plan that shot on the tee that way or did we line up by height by accident?



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 09, 2008, 07:50:54 PM
I believe the illusion is actually stemming from the socks you're wearing.
Shhh.  They're platform socks.

(And my, but my old camera sucks.)


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: gleek on December 09, 2008, 08:01:05 PM
Who's the *humid grotto* that uses a hybrid?


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 09, 2008, 08:03:08 PM
Who's the *humid grotto* that uses a hybrid?

 [sm_laughatyou]  I was gonna rip that too.

 ;D


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 09, 2008, 08:25:12 PM
Don't look at me.  I ripped a 4-iron past all of them.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: campy on December 10, 2008, 07:32:40 AM
Who's the *humid grotto* that uses a hybrid?

 [sm_laughatyou]  I was gonna rip that too.

 ;D

 [sm_hide]
The result:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a101/caaz/Bandon/bandon1004.jpg)
 
[sm_anon]  :censored: [sm_anon]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 10, 2008, 07:53:40 AM
LOL  I feel your pain.

Mine has been relegated to around the green chipping duty.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Aske on December 10, 2008, 08:37:47 AM
LOL, I would be taller than at least 5 of them!
 :o

Nothing wrong with hybrids by the way.
 [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Walfredo on December 10, 2008, 08:59:09 AM
I'd look like Shawn Bradley next to those wee men.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 10, 2008, 09:00:41 AM
I have an abnormally large penis.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: spacey on December 10, 2008, 09:02:40 AM
I am exceptionally average in every way. Except my penis. But I compensate for my unusually small penis by riding an unusually large motorcycle.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Aske on December 10, 2008, 09:07:22 AM
I am exceptionally average in every way. Except my penis. But I compensate for my unusually small penis by riding an unusually large motorcycle.

 :o


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Jules on December 10, 2008, 12:56:38 PM
I have an abnormally large penis.

Really!


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Spanky on December 10, 2008, 01:10:33 PM
Oh *feces*. Here we go.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 10, 2008, 01:13:33 PM
 ;D


 [sm_naughty]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Jules on December 10, 2008, 01:19:48 PM
 :angel:......... ;)


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 10, 2008, 02:11:39 PM
I have an abnormally large penis.
[place marker until I can get home to my image collection]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Aske on December 10, 2008, 02:54:33 PM
I have an abnormally large penis.

Really!

abnormally large compared to other people names Stroh, maybe.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: gleek on December 10, 2008, 04:46:27 PM
I have an abnormally large penis.

Really!

Jules, it's no coincidence that "stroh" is almost an anagram of "horse".

It's also no coincidence that "stroh" is almost an anagram of "horse*feces*".


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 10, 2008, 06:24:12 PM
I have an abnormally large penis.
[place marker until I can get home to my image collection]
Well, my portable hard drive was loaned out (so the guy could use the case), so this is the best I can do:

(http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp162/Sleepy_Dog/Colorado.jpg)

But I think it's more likely:


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 10, 2008, 06:55:36 PM
 [sm_rolling]


[sm_hide]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 10, 2008, 08:25:55 PM
Fraternal twin?



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: gleek on December 10, 2008, 09:51:23 PM
Fraternal twin?


But it's not Steelers colored leather.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 11, 2008, 09:05:01 AM
Fuzzy, Hobbit, Spanky and Campy were sitting together in the Bandon Dunes shuttle, traveling up to the practice center in the pre-dawn darkness.  The train goes through a pitch-dark tunnel under the main road, and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.  When the shuttle emerges from the tunnel, Hobbit has a bright red handprint on his cheek.  No one speaks.

Spanky thinks: Hobbit must have groped Fuzzy in the dark, and Fuzzy slapped his cheek.
Fuzzy thinks: Hobbit must have tried to grope Spanky in the dark, but missed and fondled Campy and he slapped cheek.
Hobbit thinks: Fuzzy must have groped Spanky in the dark.  Spanky tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
Campy thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Hobbit again.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: campy on December 11, 2008, 09:22:54 AM
Fuzzy, Hobbit, Clive, Spanky and Campy were sitting together in the Bandon Dunes shuttle, traveling up to the practice center in the pre-dawn darkness.  The train goes through a pitch-dark tunnel under the main road, and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.  When the shuttle emerges from the tunnel, Hobbit has a bright red handprint on his cheek.  No one speaks.

Spanky thinks: Hobbit Clive must have groped Fuzzy in the dark, and Fuzzy slapped his cheek.
Fuzzy thinks: Hobbit Clive must have tried to grope Spanky in the dark, but missed and fondled Campy and he slapped cheek.
Hobbit Clive thinks: Fuzzy must have groped Spanky in the dark.  Spanky tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
Campy thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can smack Hobbit Clive again.

Fixed to reflect reality.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: campy on December 11, 2008, 05:06:50 PM
I have an abnormally large penis.

Really!

100% NSFW



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 12, 2008, 09:04:10 PM
While somewhat disturbed that Campy had that photo in his portfolio and understandably hesitant to resurrect the thread, I'm nonetheless going to post the image I finally "got my hands on":



Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Aske on December 12, 2008, 10:55:48 PM
 :o [sm_disgust]


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: stroh on December 13, 2008, 05:04:39 AM
:o [sm_disgust]

You'd hug a small scale replica of yours too if you saw one.


Title: Re: Hi Stroh
Post by: Clive on December 13, 2008, 07:02:18 AM
If I might attempt to tie the current topic in with the original:

(http://www.camerahobby.com/Images/Technical/LoupeCabin.jpg)