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til now.  Do you ever think that when you said 'til death do us part', you were setting a goal? [sm_disgust] [sm_devil]

edited for syntax and spelling.  Jeez, I'm dumber 'n a box of rocks.

More problems than just the golf game?  [sm_boxing] [sm_devil]

I've been married 26 years and I still know it's the smartest thing I ever did.

well, knock on wood,  but about 154 weeks into it, everything is great and I don't see it changing otherwise

Nah, just the same ol menapause crap.  The menapause cycle has run me over more times than I can count.

If I weren't married, I'd be drunk, rich, and able to play golf whenever I wanted.


I'm probably better off married.

Hey - I resemble that remark!  :D [sm_shock]



But you may still be correct   :-[

She's the only reason I haven't killed our kids......of course, if I weren't married I wouldn't have kids.... ???

and then you have to get down on your hands and knees so she can park that cycle at the end of the day :sad3:

Mostly, yes.  If I had kids, I'd have been holding a cup and begging for change at that moment  ;)

Best move I ever made. 


And who'd have thought that after so many years of marriage, I'd have a "trophy" wife.
 :drool: 8)

Stiffed by DS'ers?  Explains Rick's angst and Clive's penchant for feisty midgets. 

Me?  I'm pastoral.  It's saved me more than once.

Not completely stiffed - there were a few, like PB, that offered to contribute - but it was just easier to hand the waitress my card and be done with it (I was in a hurry  ;) )

:holysheep:

(http://www.emory.edu/OXFORD/pierceprogram/RathlinIsland/Pastoral.jpg)

I'm sure those critters grazing the pastures have saved a number of marriages where you come from.

Which year was that?  I hope I wasn't one of the "stiffers"!

(I think 2004 was the last one I attended.)

All I need are my Wellies and a cliff top.

:-[ [ sheepish smiley ]

I believe this was addressed in another thread.

I believe 'twas  :-X ;)



It was last year Clive - you were not there - but I'll take latent donations nonetheless  :D

I wasn't really 'stiffed' though, I kinda volunteered for it - it was a matter of having a general tab and people confusing the hell out of the waitress later with who drank what, separate bills, etc.  To save time, confusion, and frustration on all parties - I just gave the waitress my card and ended the dilemma.  I'm a problem solver - its what I do.

Bull*feces*.  You were trying to score with the waitress.

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You had to know that was coming after the trophy wife statement.... ;D

Pics of the lovely Katherine/Kathleen/??? have been posted before.  She's hot, no question, but Dunk himself is dreamy like Frankie Avalon. 

It's the eyes.  They sparkle more than those astronomy pictures he posts.  I'd go for him myself if I weren't already married (trophy wife!) and ostensibly hetero****ual.

Yeah, those dreamy, sparkly Frankie Avalon eyes get me everytime I look in a mirror!! :-X

And I'll have to post some pics of my darlin' Kathleen when I get home.

I sometimes wonder if the only reason Russell got married, was so he would never have to go grocery shopping again!!!! ;D ;D ;D

(http://www.cnn.com/SPECIALS/2002/coming.attractions/interactive/starwars/yoda.jpg)

My guess is that grocery shopping played into the decision, it certainly did for me.  Now, that said, never overlook the boobie component - said component being a determining factor for many of man's actions (just ask the little guy in the avatar - he loves 'em).

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Yeah, like you was hittin' on the wimmen I waz talkin' to.  You ain't just a beer stealin' midget hobbit is  you? ;D

All a girl has to do,is give the boobs a bit of a jiggle, and show a bit of nipple, and you boy's are putty in our hands!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, except for Clive & his midgets!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Holy Great Googly Moogly!  That is funny right there!

Jules, care to provide pics?  The world wants to know!  Hell, at least this perverted fat bald old white guy does. [sm_hump]  My email is available through profile. ;D

Paunchy, I am not just talking about myself, I am talking about every woman in the whole wide world.
It was a general comment!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
I am sure your wife does it to you, without you even realizing!!!! ;D ;D

Pictures will obviously not do the "jiggle" part justice. That would require video.

I can't speak for others, but jiggles and nipples don't leave me as putty in her hands.  Sometimes, I  return to putty more quickly than she'd like, though.

Yeah, you would have to mention that wouldn't you! >:( :-X [sm_devil] [sm_disgust]

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You're right. I forgot about that. Is this you, Jules?

Big Wiggly Teeter's

Gleek, I am Australian, not Welsh!!!!!! ;D

Y Lliwedd

I like the turn this thread has taken....carry on.

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Ahh, I still have that to "look forward" to.    [sm_drink]

When I go through menopause I plan on taking a five year golf vacation.  I feel I simply must spare my loved ones the irritation.  That's just how I roll. 

Hey Lenny, is your little fella, like this one!!!! ;D

Been awhile since I had seen those pictures - awesome!  He's not quite there yet; still has the weeble-wobble head.