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Title: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: stroh on August 20, 2007, 07:51:18 PM
Gleek had a good one.  That one makes me crazy. (All Around the World)

I can't stand:  Office Depot  ==> B.T.O.  Takin' Care O' Business.


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 20, 2007, 07:55:54 PM
Alice in Chains - Man in the Box

Summer's Eve


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: stroh on August 20, 2007, 08:02:50 PM
 [sm_rolling]


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: Aske on August 20, 2007, 08:05:47 PM
 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: stroh on August 20, 2007, 08:07:12 PM
[sm_shock]

What are you?  On *fudge*in' dial up?


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: MFAWG on August 20, 2007, 08:07:52 PM
Iggy Pop's 'Lust For Life' for Carnival Cruise lines, hands down.



Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: spacey on August 20, 2007, 08:09:47 PM
Iggy Pop's 'Lust For Life' for Carnival Cruise lines, hands down.


Yup.


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: Aske on August 20, 2007, 08:25:42 PM
anything in a us made pick up commercial.


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: MFAWG on August 20, 2007, 08:27:56 PM
Seger being a Detroit boy and all, that ones alot less obnoxious than using perhaps the ultimate Pop/Bowie collaboration for a *goshdarn* cruise line that caters to soccer mommies...


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: spacey on August 20, 2007, 08:52:18 PM
Seger being a Detroit boy and all, that ones alot less obnoxious than using perhaps the ultimate Pop/Bowie collaboration for a *goshdarn* cruise line that caters to soccer mommies...

Then again, if this doesn't make you want to take a cruise, what will?

Here comes johnny yen again
With the liquor and drugs
And the flesh machine
Hes gonna do another strip tease.
Hey man, where'd ya get that lotion?
Ive been hurting since I've bought the gimmick
About something called love
Yeah, something called love.
Well, thats like hypnotizing chickens.

Well, I'm just a modern guy
Of course, Ive had it in the ear before.
I have a lust for life
cause of a lust for life.

I'm worth a million in prizes
With my torture film
Drive a GTO
Wear a uniform
All on a government loan.
I'm worth a million in prizes
Yeah, I'm through with sleeping on the sidewalk
No more beating my brains
No more beating my brains
With liquor and drugs
With liquor and drugs.


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: stroh on August 20, 2007, 08:55:08 PM

Yeah, something called love.
Well, thats like hypnotizing chickens

You sure this is in the right thread?


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: MFAWG on August 20, 2007, 09:07:58 PM
I guess it beats:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_hegaKOaY


Gimme danger little stranger
And I feel with you at ease
Gimme danger little stranger
And I feel your disease
There's nothing in my dreams
Just some ugly memories
Kiss me like the ocean breeze

Now if you will be my lover
I wish you were insane
But you can't be my master
I will do you anything
There's nothing left alive
But a pair of glassy eyes
Raise my feelings one more time

Find a little stranger
Say you're gonna feel my hand
say gotta gimme danger wild little stranger
Honey gonna feel my hand
Swear you gonna feel my hand
Swear you gonna feel my hand
Gimme danger


It's got 'Pep'.... :D


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: gleek on August 20, 2007, 09:38:49 PM
Lee Jeans using CCR's "Fortunate Son" as a "patriotic" tune. Morans!


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: spacey on August 20, 2007, 09:42:31 PM
Lee Jeans using CCR's "Fortunate Son" as a "patriotic" tune. Morans!
lol. Forgot that one. Made me chuckle every time.

I also always sorta had to laugh over **** Pistols being used to sell Mountain Dew.


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: Fuzzy on August 21, 2007, 06:23:11 AM
Alice in Chains - Man in the Box

Summer's Eve

 ;D


I don't know if they are the worst, but they were on seemingly non-stop:

Like a Rock - Segar for Chevrolet
Our Country - Mellancamp Chevrolet


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: Walfredo on August 21, 2007, 08:25:32 AM
The new Viva **** homoerotic guy on guy playing music wating for their boners is pretty bad. 


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: MFAWG on September 10, 2007, 04:50:31 PM
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Mr. Osterberg scores again, this time for Vera Wang of all things  ::)

Do you think it's possible that he was taking some kind of non-prescription medication during this 1977 show?


Title: Re: Worst Use Of Song To Shill Business?
Post by: Clive on September 10, 2007, 06:48:29 PM
Seems like there'd realize significant cost savings if they could combine the **** and Vera Wang ad campaigns.