GolfHos

I am sure that nearly everybody here has had one!!!
Mine was years ago.  I had a huge crush on this guy that I worked with, and after much alchol and flirting at the staff christmas party, he finally asked me out!
We went out to dinner, it was great, and when it came time to pay, he pulled out his wallet, and it seemed like he pulled out dozens and dozens of shopper-dockets, I think you call them coupon's in the US, well I was mortified!!!! (first date, and all!!! ;D).  We then went to the movies, and he did exactly the same thing, he had all these shopper-dockets in his hand, trying to sort them all out!!!!
Nothing happened, and I was too embrassed to tell the girls at work, that all I was worth was shopper-dockets!!!!!!! :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
What's your cringe story!!!!!
 

All 5 of my dates before I met my wife were great. 5 women in the world probably disagree, you'd have to ask them.

Wow, how lucky were you!!!!!
No bad experiences!!!!!

On my first date with this one girl she picked a fight with a guy who played hockey for the Air Force Academy.  I had to jump in and defend her honor and a couple of guys stopped him right before he snapped my spine like a pickup stix.

Of course I married her. 

And I had to salute that prick (1LT) for 2.5 years after that.   >:(

It involved an '82 Honda and about 14 quarts of puke.

Was that your puke, or her puke??????

None for me. :)

Eagle, you and Spaceage, are very lucky, not to have any bad date's!!!! 8)

I just remembered, I had 6 dates before I met my wife. That other one was a disaster. Let's just say she didn't like what she found when she reached for some popcorn.

Artificial butter flavor?

Yeah, you know how they soak it in the *feces*? Not good.

Thank you.  I do consider it a blessing. :)

Hers. I guess you could say she was a bit intoxicated. She later blamed it on drinking on an empty stomach. I guess it was believable in that many girls tend to eat light on first dates so you don't think they're going to be heffers. Anyway, the evening was going along nice and we were driving home. She leaned over and pretty much stuck her tongue down my throat, which isn't really my speed but I was thinking that this is shaping up for a good night if nothing else. Then she sat up abruptly, stuffed her face in her purse, and proceeded to fill it before finishing up on my dashboard.

I took her home and waited around while she cleaned up. I played it off like I was concerned but I really figured she friggin owes me at this point, and I was like 20 years old and had no qualms about ****ing a girl with puke breath. It wouldn't have been the first time. Sadly, or not, it wasn't meant to be, ever.

Mine involves 2 drunk, naked bodies...about 4 curious kids, half of the Vallejo, CA Police Department, and a very expensive lawyer.  Exremely long story from my single days where I meet girl in bar, go to her house, get jiggy, unannouced, unknown kids peek through door, call 911 say I'm hurting mom, cops say I'm a freak for getting jiggy with unknown unannouced kids in house, expensive lawyer clears things up, I give up on bar hos.

No offense, but I think everyone has had that date at least once.

You win.  :o

;D ;D ;D

One date with this chick, remember the elevator scene in fatal attraction,

and then...

...remember the bunny rabbit scene in fatal attraction.

I married the next "sane" woman I met and stayed together for 23 years now.

Come on, we need more details, than that!!!!!!!! ::) ::)

Nice romantic dinner, things going well.  My cell phone rings, I excuse myself, take the call.  When I return she asks who called.  I say, my wife.  Crazy beyotch goes all psycho an *feces*.  Go figure.









Just kidding...........

Well the elevator scene pretty much self explanatory.
Let's just say the other involved some syrup of ipecac and my dog.
I think she really ended up in an asylum.

I AM SO GOOD WITH THE FEMININAS!  :P

Seriously, I was afraid to date for a long time after that, found a "normal" woman and the rest is...

Seamaus McDuff, how did your poor dog end up??????? ??? ??? ???

What she said. ;)

See other thread.  Re: Indictment.

Oh, and I locked my keys in my car on a first date.  I was wearing a Members Only jacket, Z Cavaricci jeans, boat shoes, and my mullet was spiked with Dippity-Do. I looked totally awesome cool, so I got away with it.

Between an altercation with the law or 14 quarts of vomit, I would say the vomit is worse.  At least in my experience  [sm_disgust]

Oh, yeah. I remember her.