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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: twoiron on August 17, 2007, 05:36:38 AM



Title: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: twoiron on August 17, 2007, 05:36:38 AM
A single mother in England has been forced to sleep downstairs in her lounge because 300 bats have invaded her loft and wall cavities. Lesley Cronin cannot get rid of the protected species and has been driven crazy by the stench of the droppings and the noise.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 17, 2007, 07:38:36 AM
Bah.  We all know chicks totally dig bats in their belfries.

(http://dreamerland.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/oldman4.jpg)


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: gleek on August 17, 2007, 07:47:20 AM
gwaaah...

(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g15/lawrence79/nooooo.jpg)


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: spacey on August 17, 2007, 08:13:55 AM
Seriously considering smiting gleek for bringing up what is undoubtedly the least cool moment in all of Darth Vader's history. Aw who am I kidding? Even when he's being a wussified movie cliche he's still cool.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: stroh on August 17, 2007, 08:17:31 AM
droid rage.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: gleek on August 17, 2007, 08:53:25 AM
droid rage.

[sm_laughatyou]

That's some funny guano right there.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: Uisce Beatha on August 17, 2007, 09:48:57 AM
droid rage.

[sm_laughatyou]

That's some funny guano right there.

Ditto with Karmal topping.

If Robin Williams was a drunk instead of a coke fiend he'd be stroh.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: gleek on August 17, 2007, 09:55:44 AM
droid rage.

[sm_laughatyou]

That's some funny guano right there.

Ditto with Karmal topping.

If Robin Williams was a drunk instead of a coke fiend he'd be stroh.

Yup. He posts something and receives +2. I post something and receive a smite threat and get called a "slobber" or "dobber" or something like that.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: stroh on August 17, 2007, 09:56:18 AM
 [sm_laughing]

Whao!  Ah.  Oh  Nanoo Nanoo.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: stroh on August 17, 2007, 09:58:11 AM


Yup. He posts something and receives +2. I post something and receive a smite threat.

LOL  I always give you props.  But my tastes are not nearly as refined as say a spacey.

I've also been told I'm a little loose, and word has gotten out that they come get it from me whenever they want.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: spacey on August 17, 2007, 10:03:39 AM
droid rage.

[sm_laughatyou]

That's some funny guano right there.

Ditto with Karmal topping.

If Robin Williams was a drunk instead of a coke fiend he'd be stroh.

Yup. He posts something and receives +2. I post something and receive a smite threat and get called a "slobber" or "dobber" or something like that.
It's only because your avatar gives me nightmares.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: gleek on August 17, 2007, 10:04:51 AM


Yup. He posts something and receives +2. I post something and receive a smite threat.

LOL  I always give you props.  But my tastes are not nearly as refined as say a spacey.

I've also been told I'm a little loose, and word has gotten out that they come get it from me whenever they want.

You, stroh, are my lowbrow brother. My lowbrow bro. My lobrobro.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: gleek on August 17, 2007, 10:49:57 AM
droid rage.

[sm_laughatyou]

That's some funny guano right there.

Ditto with Karmal topping.

If Robin Williams was a drunk instead of a coke fiend he'd be stroh.

Yup. He posts something and receives +2. I post something and receive a smite threat and get called a "slobber" or "dobber" or something like that.
It's only because your avatar gives me nightmares.

Just as many Hollywood movie stars that were once typecast as the good-looking hero with chiseled features or as the beautiful, blonde leading lady or as the wise mentor to the hero with a tragic flaw or as the likeable teacher that has a profound influence on the lives of students in a stuffy, all-boys, prep school, I am broadening my horizons by taking on a more sinister or anti-hero persona. You might even think of me as the Robin Williams of space monkeys.

I only hope that I can achieve even a fraction of the acclaim brought to such actors in their groundbreaking roles as:

(http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/facelift/lecter0103.jpg)
(http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/43/43_images/monsterheadpic.jpg)
(http://www.movievillains.com/images/denzel_td.jpg)
(http://www.danheller.com/Movies/OneHourPhoto/OneHourPhoto-3.jpg)
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/745000/images/_746142_travolta_terl_300.jpg)



Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: dystopia on August 17, 2007, 11:36:13 AM


Yup. He posts something and receives +2. I post something and receive a smite threat.

LOL  I always give you props.  But my tastes are not nearly as refined as say a spacey.

I've also been told I'm a little loose, and word has gotten out that they come get it from me whenever they want.

You, stroh, are my lowbrow brother. My lowbrow bro. My lobrobro.

Bros before (golf)hos.


Title: Re: It's enough to drive you batty..
Post by: spacey on August 17, 2007, 11:54:57 AM

I only hope that I can achieve even a fraction of the acclaim brought to such actors in their groundbreaking roles as:

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/745000/images/_746142_travolta_terl_300.jpg)


Okay, that's worth some karmal.