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Title: Houston - we have a problem.... Post by: Eagleone on December 27, 2006, 11:58:26 PM Now I know what happens to lost luggage.
http://www.thewbalchannel.com/consumeralert/10617172/detail.html (http://www.thewbalchannel.com/consumeralert/10617172/detail.html) Texas -- Lost luggage was found after the busy holiday weekend, but not where travelers might expect or hope. These bags were dumped by the dozens in a Dumpster near Houston. The luggage came from several different airlines, and the FBI is handling the investigation. All of the baggage had luggage tags, even priority-handling tags. Pet store workers said some were cracked open and rifled through. Others were not. Title: Re: Houston - we have a problem.... Post by: Aske on December 28, 2006, 08:27:31 AM Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. Narrator: Sorry, throwers? Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating? Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... [whispering] Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo. Narrator: I don't own... |