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Title: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 06, 2007, 12:20:52 PM
Sat at the bar at Applebees.  The dude next to me had a big azz Bluetooth earpiece in.  Its little blue "look at me!!!" light was flashing the whole meal.  Massive thing. Came down to the corner of his mouth.

Took all I had not to LOL.   ;D

Sorry if I'm tagging some one here with this but, for the love of all that's precious and good people, please disconnect long enough for a basket of chicken strips will ya.   [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Aske on June 06, 2007, 12:32:28 PM
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without the cortical node, I will die.


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: spacey on June 06, 2007, 12:35:46 PM
And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.

(Who says there aren't any rants here?)


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: dystopia on June 06, 2007, 12:36:04 PM
They're everywhere here!  That blue light is mesmerizing. :o

I was thinking of starting a website where people could upload pictures of people blabbing away on headsets annoying people on the commuter train or walking down the street, but then I stopped taking the train.

The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.



Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Aske on June 06, 2007, 12:39:24 PM
And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.

(Who says there aren't any rants here?)

 :redcard:


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Aske on June 06, 2007, 12:41:23 PM
The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.

i think i read somewhere the other day a law making that illegal


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Seamus on June 06, 2007, 04:36:36 PM
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The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.
Warm'd your what?  [sm_whistle]


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: twoiron on June 06, 2007, 04:37:32 PM
This guy??


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: stroh on June 06, 2007, 04:55:44 PM
And no matter what you think, unless you're Jeri Ryan, you look like a douche with that *feces* on your face in the first place. By the way, your driving still sucks with your magic hands free set, hang up the phone and drive your *goshdarn* car already. Sheesh.

(Who says there aren't any rants here?)

 :redcard:


 [sm_laughatyou]

I'm with smoothjazz.  I'm as techie as they get, but for *fudge*ssake.........give it a rest.  You look like an ass, and mark this date, I will go all Falling Down some day, on some know it all 23 y/o gash in an '04 Grand Am who can't keep it together on the road, for the *fudge*in' Razr stuck in her ear during my morning commute. 

I'd like my breakfast now.


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: dystopia on June 06, 2007, 04:56:18 PM
The irony of me annoying people by taking their picture with my cameraphone would have warmed my cockles.

i think i read somewhere the other day a law making that illegal



If you outlaw cockle-warming, only outlaws will have warm cockles. :sad3:


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: birdymaker on June 06, 2007, 06:37:30 PM
i'm seriously hoping those things give you brain cancer. [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Clive on June 06, 2007, 07:49:39 PM
i'm seriously hoping those things give you brain cancer. [sm_devil]
The flaw in your plan is the requirement of a brain.


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 06, 2007, 07:53:09 PM
I'm as techie as they get...

How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list?


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Spanky on June 06, 2007, 08:02:33 PM
I'm as techie as they get...

How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list?
He put a video of his swing on the internet. He must have some knowledge. But then again even a blind squirrel....


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Uisce Beatha on June 06, 2007, 08:03:55 PM
I'm as techie as they get...

How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list?
He put a video of his swing on the internet.

I think Gwog helped him.   ;)


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: stroh on June 06, 2007, 08:08:04 PM
I'm as techie as they get...

How high is that on everyone's "things you thought you'd never read" list?
He put a video of his schwing on the internet.

I think Gwog helped him.   ;)


Fixed.   


 ;D


Title: Re: Had lunch with The Borg
Post by: Aske on June 06, 2007, 08:10:37 PM
he's a schmegmar