GolfHos

My fellow Golfho's,

Don't try and take off your right golf shoe using your bare left foot on the heel while tired after walking 18 holes.  You may slip and pull of your big toenail with your spike.   [sm_banghead]  :punchballs:  :yield:  :censored:  :help:

OMFG WTF it hurts

I now have no *goshdarn* big toe nail on my left foot.  Wearing shoes *goshdarn* sucks so bad today, and I gimped into work like a *fudge* head.  Kill me please. 

For everyone's sake I won't post pics.

i'm sorry for your pain and agony,  :o :'( 

i can't even imagine the amount of force required to accomplish this.

At least you got to play. HTFU

LOL   [sm_laughing]

Yeah!  And who the hell walks a golf course anyway?  STFU

[sm_laughatyou]   [sm_rolling]


true


ok hardening the *fudge* up now

I know exactly what you're going through. Several years ago, while climbing into my wife's (then girlfriend's) car, I ripped the toenail off my left big toe by catching it on the emergency brake pedal (I was wearing sandals). Apparently I let out a string of curse words the likes of which might have made Lisa Lampanelli blush, for which I received a sharp reprimand, until she actually saw what I had done. Then she almost passed out.

For your reference, it took about 2 weeks for the pus to start drying up (keep it clean, it's prime for infection), maybe 3-4 weeks before the toenail bed became something less than horrifically sensitive to the touch, and approximately 6 months before I had anything even sort of resembling a normal toenail again.

[sm_shock]  Thanks.  My wife pulled it off of the cuticle (sp?) for me.  She actually had it happen a few times while playing tennis growing up and tried to give me that info about it being back to normal in like 6 months.  yada yada.  And as she saw it the agony of the first week or so came back to memory.  She was like, "oh *fudge* it will hurt when you try to wear shoes again."  No *feces* honey you think. 

Holy *feces* [sm_shock]  [sm_shaking]

Evidently you have mistaken me for a Subaru Outback driving lesbian.

 :lolspit: [sm_laughatyou]

+1

How *goshdarn* uncoordinated do you have to be to rip a toenail off trying to remove a shoe?!
 [sm_devil] ;) ;D


I smashed my toes into the front of my shoes playing tennis years back.  The big toenail went black, pressured built up, it hurt.  I drilled a hole in it with a heated jeweler's screwdriver, it shot a geyser of fluid about a foot into the air, and it felt better.  Then I smashed it again about two weeks later.  Turned black again and came mostly off.  Had to rip it off the cuticle.  Good times.

FWIW, the nail bed never healed all the way -- there's air space under about a quarter of the current nail.  I mention this for its relevance to Walfredo: it's a convenient place to store one's contraband.  Small quantities, to be sure, but still ...

Toejam.football.surrenders

Freakin-hell Walfredo, how sharp and strong are the spikes on your golf shoes!!!!

You must of had fantastic traction on the golf course with those shoes.

That'll learn ya....

Most normal people take their shoes off by undoing the laces then removing said shoe by hand.. 8)

I bit my toungue eating lunch yesterday.  Don't do that either.  Another PSA accomplished.

No more shortcutts on removing shoes from here on out. 

They are just normal 2 year old plastic spike golf shoes.  Just unlucky enough I guess to catch it just right.

'fredo's a *humid grotto*.

(that doesn't mean your off the hook stroh)