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Title: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Clive on August 29, 2008, 02:10:47 PM As part of a continuing effort to improve Jules' sluggish Internet experience, it benefits us all to amass a master list of "silly funny and wasteful" topics. When the election squats ungracefully on our hearts, perhaps one of us might visit this thread, find inspiration and a buoyed spirit, and start a damn thread to shut her up.
Possible topics meeting the "silly funny and wasteful" criteria (updated as needed): 1. Rants involving persons lacking in personal hygiene 2. Rants involving the elderly 3. Rants involving children 4. Rants involving the obese 5. Rants involving the stupid 6. Rants involving the weather 7. Rants involving our jobs 8. Rants involving negativity relating to health, physique, employment, economic status, or any other aspect of existence Now that we've generated sufficient thread fodder for Aske, let's have some for the rest of us: 9. Gay finger-pointing 10. Allegedly straight finger-pointing that fools no one. 11. Power Rangers and who looks like one. 12. Gay Power Rangers and who looks like one. 13. Vegemite 14. Golf 14. Math 16. Kids saying the darndest things 17. Beautiful lawns and gardens in *feces*hole areas of the US 18. Family vacations 19. Asschaps, ****toys (commercial or home-made), and racy tales 20. The offense to humanity that is short people Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: stroh on August 29, 2008, 02:25:53 PM Nice job Claven!
stroh seal of approval! I'll throw some *feces* up. Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: tdcoly on August 29, 2008, 04:10:37 PM Why you be dissin' us (2) old folks and (14) us golfers?
Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: gleek on August 29, 2008, 04:15:09 PM Quote 14. Golf 14. Math Is Claven clever enough to have done this intentionally? Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: tdcoly on August 29, 2008, 04:16:29 PM Quote 14. Golf 14. Math Is Claven clever enough to have done this intentionally? Missed that. [sm_shock] Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: PaunchyBald on August 29, 2008, 04:35:24 PM 9 through 12 are Claven trademarks......
just sayin'. Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: gleek on August 29, 2008, 04:45:51 PM As part of a continuing effort to improve Jules' sluggish Internet experience, it benefits us all to amass a master list of "silly funny and wasteful" topics. When the election squats ungracefully on our hearts, perhaps one of us might visit this thread, find inspiration and a buoyed spirit, and start a damn thread to shut her up. Possible topics meeting the "silly funny and wasteful" criteria (updated as needed): 1. Rants involving persons lacking in personal hygiene 2. Rants involving the elderly 3. Rants involving children 4. Rants involving the obese 5. Rants involving the stupid 6. Rants involving the weather 7. Rants involving our jobs 8. Rants involving negativity relating to health, physique, employment, economic status, or any other aspect of existence Now that we've generated sufficient thread fodder for Aske, let's have some for the rest of us: 9. Gay finger-pointing 10. Allegedly straight finger-pointing that fools no one. 11. Power Rangers and who looks like one. 12. Gay Power Rangers and who looks like one. 13. Vegemite 14. Golf 14. Math 16. Kids saying the darndest things 17. Beautiful lawns and gardens in *feces*hole areas of the US 18. Family vacations 19. Asschaps, ****toys (commercial or home-made), and racy tales 20. The offense to humanity that is short people 21. How to use Anti Monkey Butt PowderŪ discreetly with assless chaps 22. Testicular self-examinations: How often is too often? Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Spanky on August 29, 2008, 06:05:16 PM 23. Where in the world is TFT
Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: gleek on August 29, 2008, 06:07:34 PM 23. Where in the world is TFT (http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs11/300W/i/2006/195/4/d/Carmen_San_Diego___Pinup_by_SaraAlrister.jpg) Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Spanky on August 29, 2008, 06:13:59 PM 24. Fleshlights: How to use them at work and not get caught.
25. What would the world be like if stroh is king 26. How much beer can a ho drink in 10 minutes Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Darla on August 29, 2008, 07:10:45 PM As part of a continuing effort to improve Jules' sluggish Internet experience, it benefits us all to amass a master list of "silly funny and wasteful" topics. When the election squats ungracefully on our hearts, perhaps one of us might visit this thread, find inspiration and a buoyed spirit, and start a damn thread to shut her up. Possible topics meeting the "silly funny and wasteful" criteria (updated as needed): 1. Rants involving persons lacking in personal hygiene 2. Rants involving the elderly 3. Rants involving children 4. Rants involving the obese 5. Rants involving the stupid 6. Rants involving the weather 7. Rants involving our jobs 8. Rants involving negativity relating to health, physique, employment, economic status, or any other aspect of existence Now that we've generated sufficient thread fodder for Aske, let's have some for the rest of us: 9. Gay finger-pointing 10. Allegedly straight finger-pointing that fools no one. 11. Power Rangers and who looks like one. 12. Gay Power Rangers and who looks like one. 13. Vegemite 14. Golf 14. Math 16. Kids saying the darndest things 17. Beautiful lawns and gardens in *feces*hole areas of the US 18. Family vacations 19. Asschaps, ****toys (commercial or home-made), and racy tales 20. The offense to humanity that is short people 21. How to use Anti Monkey Butt PowderŪ discreetly with assless chaps 22. Testicular self-examinations: How often is too often? Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Jules on August 29, 2008, 09:17:43 PM Well all I can say, its about freakin time. ;D ;D ;D
Hey Clive, what is this "shut me up" business, I thought that you lot could listen to me "carry-on" for hours on end. ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Clive on August 29, 2008, 10:37:27 PM Hey Clive, what is this "shut me up" business, I thought that you lot could listen to me "carry-on" for hours on end. ;D ;D ;D That was back when we thought you'd be typing with an Aussie accent.Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Jules on August 29, 2008, 11:37:09 PM Geez Clive, what do you think imaginations are for! ::) ::)
I sit here and read all of the posts from you fellas, with this kind of Clint Eastwood voice in my head.....................meanwhile back at the ranch, you most probably sound like Jed from the Beverly Hillbillies. ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: Clive on August 30, 2008, 06:50:36 AM Quote 14. Golf Is Claven clever enough to have done this intentionally?14. Math Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: twoiron on April 23, 2012, 09:51:58 PM LOL
Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: gleek on April 24, 2012, 12:58:37 PM Holy crap! Sometimes I don't even recall posting what I posted.
Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: twoiron on April 25, 2012, 02:50:39 PM Holy crap! Sometimes I don't even recall posting what I posted. I think there's something in that for all of us.. don't you? Title: Re: Master Database of "silly funny and wasteful" Topics Post by: PaunchyBald on April 25, 2012, 03:19:40 PM Holy crap! Sometimes I don't even recall posting what I posted. I think there's something in that for all of us.. don't you? I always remember posting something witty and urbane. When I see what I have posted; How dull and adolescent. |