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Title: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 03:15:32 PM
You know, like "wrapped up like a douche..."  --> Blinded by the Light

This might be easy or it might be way hard.  But what the hell, you didn't have to pay an entry fee.   ;)

First up:

"Let me conjugate with my wife."

edit: Extra points for the correct lyric.  8)


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 03:19:41 PM
You light up my life!!! ??? ???


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 03:23:42 PM
You light up my life!!! ??? ???

Nope.   [sm_disgust]

Actually, this one can be considered close to home for you.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: twoiron on May 17, 2007, 03:24:53 PM
I have know idea...


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 03:34:15 PM
Is it an Australian singer or band!!


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 03:36:40 PM
Indeed it is an Australian band. 


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 03:38:27 PM
Are we talking 70's, 80's or 90's or later!!!


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: twoiron on May 17, 2007, 03:38:56 PM
Hmm.....

AC/DC?
Australian Crawl?
Mondo Rock?
Cold Chisel?
Midnight Oil?
Men at Work?

???


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 03:40:07 PM
Is it INXS


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 03:40:19 PM
LOL, this must be harder than I thought.  Could be a one question thread.   ;)

AC/DC. 


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 03:42:04 PM
LOL, this must be harder than I thought.  Could be a one question thread.   ;)

AC/DC. 

Thread killer


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Jules on May 17, 2007, 03:43:12 PM
The only butchered AC/DC lyric I know is

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock & roll/It's a long way to the shop if you want a chicko roll.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 03:44:00 PM
The only butchered AC/DC lyric I know is

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock & roll/It's a long way to the shop if you want a chicko roll.

You ARE the missing link.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 03:44:52 PM
You're gonna have to give us Bon Scott or Brian Johnson at the very least.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: twoiron on May 17, 2007, 03:48:16 PM
The only butchered AC/DC lyric I know is

It's a long way to the top if you want to rock & roll/It's a long way to the shop if you want a chicko roll.

nooo... It's a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll...


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: spacey on May 17, 2007, 03:56:44 PM
LOL, it just hit me. "Let me cut your cake with my knife" from "Let Me Put My Love Into You." Not 100% certain, but I'm pretty sure it's off "Back in Black" as it's the only AC/DC album I ever owned or listened to with any amount of regularity.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: twoiron on May 17, 2007, 03:59:56 PM
LOL, it just hit me. "Let me cut your cake with my knife" from "Let Me Put My Love Into You." Not 100% certain, but I'm pretty sure it's off "Back in Black" as it's the only AC/DC album I ever owned or listened to with any amount of regularity.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 04:00:27 PM
Yay. [sm_buddies]


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: spacey on May 17, 2007, 04:01:51 PM
You guys play without me. I'll be away from the computer for a few hours.  [sm_beertoast]


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Seamus on May 17, 2007, 04:10:00 PM
I hate you Uisce.  [sm_devil]

It's official...I'm not stalking you anymore.

I'm moving on to hmmmmmmm lessseeee.

Clive.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 17, 2007, 04:22:23 PM
Now that you're not stalking me you have ~16 hours per day to fill.   [sm_shock]

So you're up then Seamie. 


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Seamus on May 17, 2007, 04:52:41 PM
Now that you're not stalking me you have ~16 hours per day to fill.   [sm_shock]

So you're up then Seamie. 
Oh you flatter yourself my friend. You only occupy 2 hours of my day.

I'll make it easy but Uisce cannot guess cuz he's too good.

"There's a bathroom on the right"

I'll be back in 20 minutes, I'm sunning and enjoying Sam Adams.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 04:58:20 PM
Now that you're not stalking me you have ~16 hours per day to fill.   [sm_shock]

So you're up then Seamie. 
Oh you flatter yourself my friend. You only occupy 2 hours of my day.

I'll make it easy but Uisce cannot guess cuz he's too good.

"There's a bathroom on the right"

I'll be back in 20 minutes, I'm sunning and enjoying Sam Adams.

CCR - Bad Moon Rising

"There's a bad moon on the rise"


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Seamus on May 17, 2007, 05:19:12 PM
Now that you're not stalking me you have ~16 hours per day to fill.   [sm_shock]

So you're up then Seamie. 
Oh you flatter yourself my friend. You only occupy 2 hours of my day.

I'll make it easy but Uisce cannot guess cuz he's too good.

"There's a bathroom on the right"

I'll be back in 20 minutes, I'm sunning and enjoying Sam Adams.

CCR - Bad Moon Rising

"There's a bad moon on the rise"
You're up...


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 05:42:22 PM
The ants are my friends


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: spacey on May 17, 2007, 06:25:22 PM
Are the ants also blowin' in the wind?


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 07:41:48 PM
Are the ants also blowin' in the wind?

Yes. You're up.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: spacey on May 17, 2007, 08:06:31 PM
Are the ants also blowin' in the wind?

Yes. You're up.
I'm better at guessing 'em than coming up with 'em. I defer to whomever throws one out first.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 17, 2007, 09:21:28 PM
The girl with colitis goes by


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: twoiron on May 17, 2007, 09:43:47 PM
The girl with colitis goes by

i'm sure there's a medical term for that...


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: 1puttpar on May 17, 2007, 11:15:59 PM
The girl with colitis goes by

Beatles, Lucy in the Sky

The girl with kaleidoscope eyes


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Jules on May 18, 2007, 01:34:15 AM
The girl with kaleidscope eye's.   Lucy in the sky with diamonds. (The Beatles)


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: stroh on May 18, 2007, 06:14:51 AM
There's a bathroom on the right.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Spartan on May 18, 2007, 06:31:52 AM
The words from almost any Van Morrison song, especially Wild Night.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Seamus on May 18, 2007, 07:23:36 AM
There's a bathroom on the right.
I know this one...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...give me a second.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Aske on May 18, 2007, 07:27:57 AM
LOL

Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Seamus on May 18, 2007, 07:31:56 AM
Necrobobsledders
LMAO...What a great name for a band. Christian Rock methinks.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: campy on May 18, 2007, 10:15:47 AM
LOL

Masturbating On The Unholy Inverted Tracks Of The Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders

"you light up my life"
Debbie Boone
Next


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 18, 2007, 06:48:09 PM
Bad moon on the rise.

Did they get you to train
Your heroes for goats?


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: spacey on May 18, 2007, 06:55:07 PM
Bad moon on the rise.

Did they get you to train
Your heroes for goats?


Wish you were Here

"Did they get you to trade
your heroes for ghosts,
hot ashes for trees,
hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change
did you exchange
a walk on part in the war
for a leading role in a cage?"


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on May 18, 2007, 06:57:35 PM
Bad moon on the rise.

Did they get you to train
Your heroes for goats?


Wish you were Here

"Did they get you to trade
your heroes for ghosts,
hot ashes for trees,
hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change
did you exchange
a walk on part in the war
for a leading role in a cage?"

Best song ever.  Are you up for this yet?  If so, you're up.


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: spacey on May 18, 2007, 07:08:10 PM
Everything I'm coming up with is either really, really obscure or involves non-words. I'll try this one as it's the most mainstream song I can come up with.

"Stole the only girl I loved and drowned her deep in sodomy"


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 18, 2007, 09:40:10 PM
Everything I'm coming up with is either really, really obscure or involves non-words. I'll try this one as it's the most mainstream song I can come up with.

"Stole the only girl I loved and drowned her deep in sodomy"
One of my all-time favorite love songs

The Cure - "Just Like Heaven"


Stole the only girl I loved drowned her deep inside of me
You--soft and only
You--lost and lonely
Just like heaven




Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 18, 2007, 09:42:11 PM
Here's a can o' corn:

"Taking away the moments that make up a dog day"


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Aske on May 18, 2007, 09:46:35 PM
Here's a can o' corn:

"Taking away the moments that make up a dog day"

"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day"





'release in this side of me'


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: gleek on May 18, 2007, 10:32:39 PM
Here's a can o' corn:

"Taking away the moments that make up a dog day"

"Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day"





'release in this side of me'


Isn't Floyd just a little too :airquotes: mainstream :airquotes: for you?


Title: Re: Name that tune from butchered lyrics...
Post by: Aske on May 18, 2007, 10:34:17 PM


Isn't Floyd just a little too  :airquotes: mainstream :airquotes: for you?


probably so.
 :airquotes: smite. :airquotes: