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Title: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: hobbit on October 16, 2007, 10:21:23 PM
Seriously.....  wtf  ;D ;D ;D

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071016/pl_nm/usa_politics_cheney_obama_dc


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: spacey on October 16, 2007, 10:43:18 PM
Not exactly The Patty Duke Show.


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: Blader on October 17, 2007, 06:09:53 AM
It's the new rage in compassionate conservatism.

They've somehow got it in their minds that having a Negro buried deep in their family closets makes them a kinder/gentler species of moron.

Amazing how far we've come as a people.  Why, it seems like almost yesterday that Strom Thurmond's little secret (http://www.slate.com/id/2085087/)....



Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on October 17, 2007, 06:45:50 AM
We have an Englishman as an ancestor.  Way back in 1652.  He had to rape his way into our family but there you have it.

We don't trumpet it.  We hide it.  It is our everlasting shame.

You guys won't tell.  Right?


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: stroh on October 17, 2007, 07:35:45 AM
I'm pretty sure the FDA allows for higher contamination tolerances than that.  I think  you're ok.


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: hobbit on October 17, 2007, 08:08:47 AM
Well, my grandfather in his retired years traced the family tree back quite a ways - to find that  Arthur Middleton (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Middleton), signer of the Declaration of Independence, was his great-great-. . . . . .-great uncle.



Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: Blader on October 17, 2007, 08:23:29 AM
My great, great, great Grandfather almost saved the passenger pigeon from extinction...and he was as white as the morning snow....nttawwt.


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: stroh on October 17, 2007, 08:26:28 AM
Did the other pigeons treat him differently?


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: Blader on October 17, 2007, 10:16:08 AM
The feral Rock pigeon? 

(http://www.oneatlantic.net/images/istockphoto_418301_pigeon_mob_in_new_york_city.jpg)

Let's just say that my great, great, great grandfather sort of overcompensated for his failure.  The stuff of legends, really.


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: Aske on October 17, 2007, 11:46:19 AM
i hate pigeons.
 >:(


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: JDerion on October 17, 2007, 02:15:38 PM
I dishonestly spit wine on my keyboard once - no joke.

No, I'm joking. LOL!


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: stroh on October 17, 2007, 02:17:40 PM
I dishonestly spit wine on my keyboard once - no joke.

No, I'm joking. LOL!

Do you self moderate?


Title: Re: I honestly spit my wine on my keyboard - no joke...
Post by: JDerion on October 17, 2007, 04:52:15 PM
I dishonestly spit wine on my keyboard once - no joke.

No, I'm joking. LOL!

Do you self moderate?
If that is a euphemism, then yes.