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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: MFAWG on September 13, 2007, 07:23:21 PM



Title: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: MFAWG on September 13, 2007, 07:23:21 PM
Mission, or 'Missionary'?

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/97145?source=rss&dest=STY-97145

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Beefcake calendar exposes Mormon missionaries
Ryan Gabrielson, Tribune
Chad Hardy wants the public to know that underneath their short-sleeved white dress shirts and muted ties, Mormon missionaries are the same as everyone else.

Well, so long as everyone else has rock-hard pecs and abs that coil into a six-pack.

Mormons Exposed, Hardy’s Las Vegas-based company, is publishing a 2008 calendar of recent missionaries from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Each month of “Men on a Mission” tells the story of a recent missionary, along with a picture of him shirtless and flexing. A second picture shows him dressed as he was while on his mission.

(http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/images/photos/3u1bbjov.jpg)


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 13, 2007, 07:30:33 PM
Return with honor.

After that you can succumb to the devil.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on September 13, 2007, 07:47:08 PM
Sorry, not for me.

*picture blocked*

"Love not the world, neither the things that are in the world. If any man love the world, the love of the Father is not in him.  For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world." (I John 2:15-16)



Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Spanky on September 13, 2007, 08:10:33 PM
You forgot Clive. Stroh maybe.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 13, 2007, 08:19:07 PM
...

You had me at the Song of Solomon.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on September 13, 2007, 08:33:01 PM

Theologically speaking, context is very important.  Song of Solomon is about a bridegroom and his beloved.  Marriage.  Yes, I get you're point: some verses are detailed.  But we are created to enjoy and delight in each other, however, it should be after marriage not before.  And also not by setting our eyes upon someone that isn't ours.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: spacey on September 13, 2007, 09:10:34 PM
Return with honor.

After that you can succumb to the devil.
Sometimes before, but only like half the time.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: gleek on September 13, 2007, 09:24:14 PM
Mission, or 'Missionary'?

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/97145?source=rss&dest=STY-97145

Quote
Beefcake calendar exposes Mormon missionaries
Ryan Gabrielson, Tribune
Chad Hardy wants the public to know that underneath their short-sleeved white dress shirts and muted ties, Mormon missionaries are the same as everyone else.

Well, so long as everyone else has rock-hard pecs and abs that coil into a six-pack.

Mormons Exposed, Hardy’s Las Vegas-based company, is publishing a 2008 calendar of recent missionaries from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Each month of “Men on a Mission” tells the story of a recent missionary, along with a picture of him shirtless and flexing. A second picture shows him dressed as he was while on his mission.

*homoerotic picture blocked*

Dude! WTF? I have a strict quota on the number of bare-chested dudes I want to see in a day, and that's ZERO!


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Spanky on September 13, 2007, 09:26:10 PM
Mission, or 'Missionary'?

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/97145?source=rss&dest=STY-97145

Quote
Beefcake calendar exposes Mormon missionaries
Ryan Gabrielson, Tribune
Chad Hardy wants the public to know that underneath their short-sleeved white dress shirts and muted ties, Mormon missionaries are the same as everyone else.

Well, so long as everyone else has rock-hard pecs and abs that coil into a six-pack.

Mormons Exposed, Hardy’s Las Vegas-based company, is publishing a 2008 calendar of recent missionaries from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Each month of “Men on a Mission” tells the story of a recent missionary, along with a picture of him shirtless and flexing. A second picture shows him dressed as he was while on his mission.

*homoerotic picture blocked*

Dude! WTF? I have a strict quota on the number of bare-chested dudes I want to see in a day, and that's ZERO!
You to get in touch with your feminine side. Let go and feel the force flow through you.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: MFAWG on September 13, 2007, 11:21:52 PM
Mission, or 'Missionary'?

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/97145?source=rss&dest=STY-97145

Quote
Beefcake calendar exposes Mormon missionaries
Ryan Gabrielson, Tribune
Chad Hardy wants the public to know that underneath their short-sleeved white dress shirts and muted ties, Mormon missionaries are the same as everyone else.

Well, so long as everyone else has rock-hard pecs and abs that coil into a six-pack.

Mormons Exposed, Hardy’s Las Vegas-based company, is publishing a 2008 calendar of recent missionaries from The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Each month of “Men on a Mission” tells the story of a recent missionary, along with a picture of him shirtless and flexing. A second picture shows him dressed as he was while on his mission.

*homoerotic picture blocked*

Dude! WTF? I have a strict quota on the number of bare-chested dudes I want to see in a day, and that's ZERO!

Dude, the guy is hot. There's no way around it.

Isn't one of the aspects Mormonism a celebration of the physical aspects of the human being? They actually have dance schools


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Jules on September 14, 2007, 03:10:14 AM
Hahahah...... ;D ;D ;D


When I first read the title, thought none of your business Mfawgie!!!! ;)

You have got to remember that Donny Osmond is a mormon, and he was pretty cute when I was young girl!!! ;D ;D

Seriously, I like my men a bit uglier then that pretty young boy!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Jules on September 14, 2007, 03:28:57 AM
Secondly Mfawgie, on behalf of Susan and myself I would like to thank you, for posting "us ladies a little bit of eye candy"!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

It was very nice of you to think of us!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Uisce Beatha on September 14, 2007, 06:45:01 AM

Theologically speaking, context is very important.  Song of Solomon is about a bridegroom and his beloved.  Marriage.  Yes, I get you're point: some verses are detailed.  But we are created to enjoy and delight in each other, however, it should be after marriage not before.  And also not by setting our eyes upon someone that isn't ours.

Just messin'.   I get the Song of Solomon context fairly well.  Ever see the Tommy Nelson DVDs?  They're often presented in a classroom/discussion format for married/engaged couples.  He's a funny guy with a good presentation.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: stroh on September 14, 2007, 08:23:41 AM
.....him shirtless and flexing. ...............him dressed as he was while on his mission.



I would think he could push more pamphlets if he switched 'em up.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on September 14, 2007, 09:19:32 AM

Theologically speaking, context is very important.  Song of Solomon is about a bridegroom and his beloved.  Marriage.  Yes, I get you're point: some verses are detailed.  But we are created to enjoy and delight in each other, however, it should be after marriage not before.  And also not by setting our eyes upon someone that isn't ours.

Just messin'.   I get the Song of Solomon context fairly well.  Ever see the Tommy Nelson DVDs?  They're often presented in a classroom/discussion format for married/engaged couples.  He's a funny guy with a good presentation.

Figured you were, or was at least hoping.  :)

Nope, I haven't seen Tommy Nelson's studies. 


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: stroh on July 14, 2008, 09:53:24 AM
Update. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25667782/?GT1=43001)




Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Jules on July 14, 2008, 01:11:42 PM
You can say that again Stroh.


Poor guy.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Aske on July 14, 2008, 01:16:43 PM
im sure he can find work modeling for clives new line of asschaps calendars


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Jules on July 14, 2008, 01:19:00 PM
Why not fully corrupt him by getting him a job at Blader Enterprises.

I'm sure Blader could introduce him to a whole new world. [sm_devil]


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: spacey on July 14, 2008, 01:30:00 PM
Apparently he hasn't been  :airquotes: active  :airquotes: in the LDS church for several years. I'm sure he isn't terribly outraged by his excommunication, particularly since the story generated untold dollars worth of free publicity for his business.

One of these days people are going to figure out that the best way to kill a product is not by protesting, but by ignoring it and letting it die a natural death because no one really cared until you told them they should take moral position on it.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: Aske on July 14, 2008, 01:32:41 PM
perhaps they should adopt a similar platform
_BEZaPN8gUY


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: gleek on July 14, 2008, 01:58:23 PM
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An excommunicated person is removed from official church rolls, but are still welcome at church services.
Rolls?

Translation: You're no longer worthy enough to partake in our delicious croissants, but we'll gladly take your 10%.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: stroh on July 14, 2008, 02:02:58 PM
 ;D  Mormwn3d!

No shoes
No shirt
No worship service.


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: gleek on April 27, 2009, 08:10:13 AM
LMAO @ this thread!


Title: Re: For Julie, Susan and even EAGLE.
Post by: dystopia on April 27, 2009, 08:46:06 AM
Weird.  Happy Torpedo Day?