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Title: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Dunk on January 02, 2008, 10:44:53 AM
How many majors will Tiger win?

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?

Will Annika bounce back?

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?





Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Clive on January 02, 2008, 10:56:45 AM
How many majors will Tiger win?  One: US Open.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Yes -- at least one major and at least five tournament wins overall.

Will Annika bounce back?  No.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?  Badds wins at least two tournaments; Adam Scott and Baddeley threaten in majors but come up dry.

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  Robertbartsch.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: spacey on January 02, 2008, 11:20:23 AM
How many majors will Tiger win? Somewhere between zero and four

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? Possibly

Will Annika bounce back? Maybe, maybe not

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Either they will or they won't

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? Robertbartsch


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Fuzzy on January 02, 2008, 11:27:20 AM
How many majors will Tiger win?  Two

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? Unclear but I think it will be more of the same from Phil

Will Annika bounce back? I don't think she'll ever get back to where she was but will still be a force

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? My wife will continue to ogle Villegas

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  Yes


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: campy on January 02, 2008, 12:14:28 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?   Heart says 0, head says 2

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Heart says big divedends, head says he will equal amounts of brillance and suckage.

Will Annika bounce back?  [sm_dontknow]

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Nope

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? Nope






Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Jules on January 02, 2008, 12:19:11 PM
How many majors will Tiger win? Three

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? Mickelson will always pay dividends.

Will Annika bounce back? Not straight back to number one.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Yes, that is what they all want to do.

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance Don't know, that will be interesting.

I hope somebody out there is impressed, that I worked out how to copy and paste this thing. ;D


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Clive on January 02, 2008, 12:33:24 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?   Heart says 0, head says 2

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Heart says big divedends, head says he will equal amounts of brillance and suckage.

Will Annika bounce back?  [sm_dontknow]

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Nope

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? Nope
Campy, where can I get some of that head?


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: campy on January 02, 2008, 12:54:03 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?   Heart says 0, head says 2

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Heart says big divedends, head says he will equal amounts of brillance and suckage.

Will Annika bounce back?  [sm_dontknow]

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Nope

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? Nope
Campy, where can I get some of that head?

[COS]/on   Flash a bottle of booze at either of the Utah contingents.  [COS]/off


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: spacey on January 02, 2008, 01:03:13 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?   Heart says 0, head says 2

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Heart says big divedends, head says he will equal amounts of brillance and suckage.

Will Annika bounce back?  [sm_dontknow]

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Nope

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? Nope
Campy, where can I get some of that head?

[COS]/on   Flash a bottle of booze at either of the Utah contingents.  [COS]/off
Hey, now. It's got to at least be good booze.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Dunk on January 02, 2008, 01:05:45 PM
How many majors will Tiger win? Somewhere between zero and four

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? Possibly

Will Annika bounce back? Maybe, maybe not

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? Either they will or they won't

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? Robertbartsch
Gutsy call, but you'll look like a genius if it happens that way. ;)


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: twoiron on January 02, 2008, 01:44:36 PM
How many majors will Tiger win? Tiger who?

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? only if he starts to play right handed

Will Annika bounce back? maybe if she gets a boob job

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? only if they get on the "juice"

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? see above


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Aske on January 02, 2008, 04:28:20 PM
1 1
2 is butch's school incorporated ?
3 nope :(
4 define young gun
5 hopefully


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Spanky on January 02, 2008, 05:56:53 PM
What is this part of the forum?

How many majors will Tiger win? One maybe two

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends? I think he will win but not as much as some would hope.

Will Annika bounce back? If she gets on the juice

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact? finally

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance? see Annika.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Tut on January 02, 2008, 06:06:49 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?  None.  He will concede to Elin's wishes and stay home as a house father while she goes back to modeling.  Tiger will also pick up a little extra cash watching Phil's kids while he and his wife are traveling the circuit.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Yes, big time!  They will tie the knot at an understated civil ceremony in Vermont, adopt Jamie Spears's baby, and retire to run a bed and breakfast in SOHO.

Will Annika bounce back?  Unquestionably, but it will not be in golf.  She will find a new passion as a star on the Cooking Channel, hosting a show called, "Swedish Cuisine - Secrets of the Ikea Kitchen", and she will champion the cause that Sweden is known for something other than furniture with funny names.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?  Badds will win the Masters, but a bad taste will be left in everyone's mouth when he refuses to don the green jacket because of his newly signed contract with The Gap, which states that he has to wear "cool clothes, like, you know, all the time." 

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  It will finally come out that Tim Herron is not just "big boned", but that his physique is the result of steroid experimentation gone awry.  He will claim that his positive test was the result of, "a buffet that I used to go to called the Hungry Heffer", which he will allege is serving "chunks of beef as big as your head and full of growth hormones."


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: twoiron on January 02, 2008, 06:20:35 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?  None.  He will concede to Elin's wishes and stay home as a house father while she goes back to modeling.  Tiger will also pick up a little extra cash watching Phil's kids while he and his wife are traveling the circuit.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Yes, big time!  They will tie the knot at an understated civil ceremony in Vermont, adopt Jamie Spears's baby, and retire to run a bed and breakfast in SOHO.

Will Annika bounce back?  Unquestionably, but it will not be in golf.  She will find a new passion as a star on the Cooking Channel, hosting a show called, "Swedish Cuisine - Secrets of the Ikea Kitchen", and she will champion the cause that Sweden is known for something other than furniture with funny names.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?  Badds will win the Masters, but a bad taste will be left in everyone's mouth when he refuses to don the green jacket because of his newly signed contract with The Gap, which states that he has to wear "cool clothes, like, you know, all the time." 

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  It will finally come out that Tim Herron is not just "big boned", but that his physique is the result of steroid experimentation gone awry.  He will claim that his positive test was the result of, "a buffet that I used to go to called the Hungry Heffer", which he will allege is serving "chunks of beef as big as your head and full of growth hormones."

We're not worthy, we're not worthy [sm_bow]



Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Tut on January 02, 2008, 06:32:46 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?  None.  He will concede to Elin's wishes and stay home as a house father while she goes back to modeling.  Tiger will also pick up a little extra cash watching Phil's kids while he and his wife are traveling the circuit.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Yes, big time!  They will tie the knot at an understated civil ceremony in Vermont, adopt Jamie Spears's baby, and retire to run a bed and breakfast in SOHO.

Will Annika bounce back?  Unquestionably, but it will not be in golf.  She will find a new passion as a star on the Cooking Channel, hosting a show called, "Swedish Cuisine - Secrets of the Ikea Kitchen", and she will champion the cause that Sweden is known for something other than furniture with funny names.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?  Badds will win the Masters, but a bad taste will be left in everyone's mouth when he refuses to don the green jacket because of his newly signed contract with The Gap, which states that he has to wear "cool clothes, like, you know, all the time." 

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  It will finally come out that Tim Herron is not just "big boned", but that his physique is the result of steroid experimentation gone awry.  He will claim that his positive test was the result of, "a buffet that I used to go to called the Hungry Heffer", which he will allege is serving "chunks of beef as big as your head and full of growth hormones."

We're not worthy, we're not worthy [sm_bow]



These predictions were all made after consultation with my Magic 8 Ball, 2iron.  I'm just reporting the results.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: twoiron on January 02, 2008, 06:47:39 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?  None.  He will concede to Elin's wishes and stay home as a house father while she goes back to modeling.  Tiger will also pick up a little extra cash watching Phil's kids while he and his wife are traveling the circuit.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?  Yes, big time!  They will tie the knot at an understated civil ceremony in Vermont, adopt Jamie Spears's baby, and retire to run a bed and breakfast in SOHO.

Will Annika bounce back?  Unquestionably, but it will not be in golf.  She will find a new passion as a star on the Cooking Channel, hosting a show called, "Swedish Cuisine - Secrets of the Ikea Kitchen", and she will champion the cause that Sweden is known for something other than furniture with funny names.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?  Badds will win the Masters, but a bad taste will be left in everyone's mouth when he refuses to don the green jacket because of his newly signed contract with The Gap, which states that he has to wear "cool clothes, like, you know, all the time." 

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?  It will finally come out that Tim Herron is not just "big boned", but that his physique is the result of steroid experimentation gone awry.  He will claim that his positive test was the result of, "a buffet that I used to go to called the Hungry Heffer", which he will allege is serving "chunks of beef as big as your head and full of growth hormones."

We're not worthy, we're not worthy [sm_bow]



These predictions were all made after consultation with my Magic 8 Ball, 2iron.  I'm just reporting the results.

I suspect you have a reasonably intuitive Magic 8 Ball then :glasses:


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Jules on January 02, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
That was one great karma post there, Tut. ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Tut on January 03, 2008, 07:18:44 AM
Jules, I'm glad you liked it, and thank you.  Who knew it was going to be such a wacky year in the world of golf.  I sure didn't see a couple of those things coming.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Clive on January 03, 2008, 07:27:25 AM
I sure didn't see a couple of those things coming.
(http://www.tccandler.com/IMAGES/random/mickelson%20funny%20miss.jpg)


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 03, 2008, 07:42:39 AM
How many majors will Tiger win?
Two, but it ever a year sets up for the Grand Slam this is it.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?
Depends on how we define dividends.  I think his days as a major winner are about over.  One more maybe.

Will Annika bounce back?
Hell yes.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?
Not USPGA but look out for some of the Euros.  Go Rory!!!

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?
Anyone?  Yes.  Anyone we've ever heard of outside a Q-School story?  No.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Walfredo on January 03, 2008, 07:49:24 AM

How many majors will Tiger win?
At least two

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?
I think so

Will Annika bounce back?
doubt it

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?
Yes but I don't know which ones

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?
Still don't understand how any substance can make golf easier.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Uisce Beatha on January 03, 2008, 07:53:40 AM

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?
Still don't understand how any substance can make golf easier.


See how good Sabbatini is anyway?  Think about him with beta-blockers or even just an eighth of Maui.   ;)

HGH to reduce time back from injury maybe.  I doubt much helps on the course though.


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: Dunk on January 03, 2008, 10:43:18 AM

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?
Still don't understand how any substance can make golf easier.


See how good Sabbatini is anyway?  Think about him with beta-blockers or even just an eighth of Maui.   ;)

HGH to reduce time back from injury maybe.  I doubt much helps on the course though.
I agree that it doesn't seem like steroids or HGH would help a golfer.  I suppose that injury recovery might be an exception.


4 define young gun
Not an old gun. ;) ;D


Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: gleek on January 05, 2008, 01:25:00 PM
How many majors will Tiger win?
More than Phil.

Will the Mickelson/Harmon combo pay dividends?
It will pay dividends to Harmon.

Will Annika bounce back?
She'll play better but won't win more than one tournament. Ochoa, Pettersen, and the younger players will make victories tougher to come by.

Will any of the PGA young guns make an impact?
If you're talking about impact on overall interest in golf, then nope. Even Tiger hasn't been able to do much. If you're talking about impact on the money list, I think one young gun may crack the top 5, but that's it.

Will anyone test positive for a banned substance?
Doubtful, but certainly nobody of any notoriety will.



Title: Re: 2008 PGA Tour Questions
Post by: stroh on January 05, 2008, 01:40:58 PM
3

Yes.

I thought she already did.

No.

I agree with some no-name trying to get or keep a card.