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Title: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: gleek on October 23, 2008, 10:18:23 PM
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...who scratched a reverse "B" into my face. Oh, wait. I mean, it's an upside-down B. Yeah. He first hung me upside-down from a tree and then scratched it onto my face. [internal monologue]*fudge*! I knew I should have gone with an "O" for Obama.[/internal monologue]


Link (http://hillbuzz.wordpress.com/2008/10/23/obama-supporters-attack-and-mutilate-mccain-volunteer-in-pittsburgh/)



Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: gleek on October 23, 2008, 10:22:43 PM
So do you think the black eye was self-inflicted or was already there from the last time her redneck boyfriend smacked her forgetting to bring extra beer and cigarettes to the tractor pull?


Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: MFAWG on October 23, 2008, 10:43:08 PM
'What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?'

'Nothing, you already told her twice'.

Looks like Maybelline and some kind of readily available grooming instrument (nail file, emory board, etc.)used lightly enough not to leave a lasting scar of the BACKWARDS (as if applied in a mirror) B on her face.

Even Michelle Malkin and BillO aren't buying this one, which gets her down to Limbaugh and Hannity.

Also heard the police are requesting a polygraph, ASAP.


Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: MFAWG on October 24, 2008, 10:34:24 AM
KDKA comes through:

http://kdka.com/


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A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed. More details to follow.




Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: Aske on October 24, 2008, 11:43:55 AM
*vagina*


Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: Aske on October 24, 2008, 06:27:43 PM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Cyberluddite/Fark/b-morans.jpg  LMAO


Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: stroh on October 24, 2008, 07:21:07 PM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Cyberluddite/Fark/b-morans.jpg  LMAO


 :lolspit: [sm_rolling] [sm_laughatyou]
(http://www.mustangmods.com/data/10900/brilliant.jpg)


Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: Aske on October 24, 2008, 07:38:00 PM
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Cyberluddite/Fark/b-morans.jpg  LMAO


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(http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/7065/brilliantguiness2uo0.jpg)

FTFY
 ;D


Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: stroh on October 24, 2008, 07:41:07 PM
Thx!,

Love Jules.   ;D


Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: gleek on October 26, 2008, 11:29:48 PM
Why do Obama supporters hate pumpkins?



Title: Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
Post by: stroh on October 27, 2008, 05:02:35 AM
LOL  ;D