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Title: tiger woods out for year Post by: birdymaker on June 18, 2008, 09:00:52 AM http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/8258466?MSNHPHMA
Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: stroh on June 18, 2008, 09:04:48 AM A. Dumbass.
B. Quote "My doctors assure me with the proper rehabilitation and training, the knee will be strong and there will be no long-term effects." Good luck. Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: dystopia on June 18, 2008, 09:20:24 AM holy crap [sm_shock]
Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: spacey on June 18, 2008, 09:25:19 AM Aske rejoices.
They (you know, them what says stuff) say that there's no such thing as one knee surgery. According to my extensive armchair quarterbacking analysis, he shouldn't have rushed his comeback. If only he'd called me first. Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: Fuzzy on June 18, 2008, 11:48:40 AM In my opinion we are witnessing someone who will be considered the greatest golfer to play the game. That being said, the needle on my cynic-meter is quickly approaching the redline with the knee. [sm_redface] [sm_hide] Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: birdymaker on June 18, 2008, 11:52:30 AM In my opinion we are witnessing someone who will be considered the greatest golfer to play the game. That being said, the needle on my cynic-meter is quickly approaching the redline with the knee. [sm_redface] [sm_hide] ;D Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: stroh on June 18, 2008, 12:41:41 PM Oh that Fuzzy! He So Smart.
Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: hobbit on June 18, 2008, 01:20:30 PM A. Dumbass. B. Quote "My doctors assure me with the proper rehabilitation and training, the knee will be strong and there will be no long-term effects." Good luck. Yes, he was a dumbass - should have got it fixed right the first time. But his doctors are correct - he'll be back without problems. I not only stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night, I had ACL replacement and was swinging a club without issue in no time. Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: twoiron on June 18, 2008, 03:28:34 PM Now that Tigger looks like being out for the remainder of the year, does that mean that Stevie the Wonder Dog is unemployed??
I'm sure there's a Sanitation Department somewhere that's looking for workers.... Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: Jules on June 18, 2008, 03:31:15 PM Stevie is New Zealander's highest paid sportsman, I'm sure he'll be okay, otherwise he can come over to Australia and sign on for the dole, like the rest of New Zealand. [sm_shock] [sm_shock]
Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: twoiron on June 18, 2008, 03:50:41 PM I don't think that being a caddy is terribly sportsman like...
He's definately New Zealand's highest paid Man Servant... [sm_shock] Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: E-A-G-L-E! on June 18, 2008, 03:55:46 PM My Dad called from work this morning saying he had some "breaking news" for me. Well, hopefully after this time off, he'll be back on the course better than ever.
I really like having a dad who will call home with the latest sports updates. :D Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: stroh on June 18, 2008, 04:51:19 PM Now that Tigger looks like being out for the remainder of the year, does that mean that Stevie the Wonder Dog is unemployed?? I'm sure there's a Sanitation Department somewhere that's looking for workers.... (http://assets.espn.go.com/i/eticket/20080408/photos/etick_rd_swc01b.jpg) Just a guess. Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: twoiron on June 18, 2008, 05:00:52 PM Now that Tigger looks like being out for the remainder of the year, does that mean that Stevie the Wonder Dog is unemployed?? I'm sure there's a Sanitation Department somewhere that's looking for workers.... (http://assets.espn.go.com/i/eticket/20080408/photos/etick_rd_swc01b.jpg) Just a guess. That's not a sport, that's just dudes driving around in circles really fast.. With that finger point he's got going on there, would I be correct in assuming he's done some time in Minneapolis?? Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: stroh on June 18, 2008, 05:15:45 PM ;D LOL He was here for the PGA when Tiger took second. He needs work on his point.
This car is teh shizznit! (http://www.masgrafx.com/masgrafxracing/modules/Downloads/shots/temp/4160.jpg) Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: Jules on June 18, 2008, 06:08:21 PM Your right Stroh, Stevie can't point as well as you. ;D ;D
Maybe you could give him lessons, seeing that he is going to be unemployed for a while. ;D ;D Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: Clive on June 18, 2008, 06:32:55 PM This car is teh shizznit! I know about the beer-drinking, but I was unaware you had a mullet. Is this yours?(http://www.masgrafx.com/masgrafxracing/modules/Downloads/shots/temp/4160.jpg) Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: stroh on June 18, 2008, 07:15:05 PM LOL
Truth is, as soon as I bought the bike, I started growing a mullet. No *feces*! This whole deal kicks ass! Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: spacey on June 18, 2008, 07:16:06 PM LOL Better get you a Corona tank-top too.Truth is, as soon as I bought the bike, I started growing a mullet. No *feces*! This whole deal kicks ass! Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: Clive on June 18, 2008, 09:06:06 PM Back to Tiger ...
I remember reading about Andre Agassi's fear that his career was over when he injured his wrist in, geez, 1993-1994. Mental toughness aside, you have to wonder if there's a small voice somewhere in Tiger's head questioning whether he can come back to pre-surgery form. The line between greatness and middle-of-the-pack just seems to slim these days ... Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: gleek on June 18, 2008, 09:16:30 PM I know about the beer-drinking, but I was unaware you had a mullet. Is this yours? NASCAR and tramp stamps. Who'd a thunk? Title: Re: tiger woods out for year Post by: MFAWG on June 18, 2008, 09:17:45 PM That flushing noise you just heard was the Big Network Money going down the crapper with 4 or 5 months left in the season, and the 'Big FedEx Cup' rendered completely hollow and exposed for the bogus piece of *feces* that it was.
I recall that Stevie wore a tshirt depicting the attached driver for his Golf Magazine interfiew a few years ago. With Pa Speedweek and The Month Of Money (August) coming soon to a dirt track near you, I suspect he will be just fine, TYVM. I actually have seen Mr. Williams in the infield or pits at 2 WoO races in California, usually with Kerry Madsen. |