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Title: Sound like anybody we know?
Post by: MFAWG on July 10, 2007, 10:58:46 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/07/10/reluctant.juror.ap/index.html?eref=rss_mostpopular

Jury duty excuse: I'm a racist, homophobic liar

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"You say on your form that you're not a fan of homo****uals," Nickerson said.

"That I'm a racist," Ellis interrupted.

"I'm frequently found to be a liar, too. I can't really help it," Ellis added.

"I'm sorry?" Nickerson said.

"I said I'm frequently found to be a liar," Ellis replied.

"So, are you lying to me now?" Nickerson asked.

"Well, I don't know. I might be," was the response.

Ellis then admitted he really didn't want to serve on a jury.

Hope he ends up in jail.



Title: Re: Sound like anybody we know?
Post by: Aske on July 10, 2007, 11:50:19 AM
phil w?


Title: Re: Sound like anybody we know?
Post by: stegerman on July 10, 2007, 02:02:21 PM
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Ellis then admitted he really didn't want to serve on a jury.

Really? Shocking...


Title: Re: Sound like anybody we know?
Post by: twoiron on July 10, 2007, 04:07:49 PM
That bloke's not a patch on the 'ol chop chop  :o


Title: Re: Sound like anybody we know?
Post by: GolfHo9 on July 10, 2007, 04:50:43 PM
That bloke's not a patch on the 'ol chop chop  :o

Huh?

Aussie Translator to the Cantina,please!


Title: Re: Sound like anybody we know?
Post by: twoiron on July 10, 2007, 04:56:22 PM
That bloke's not a patch on the 'ol chop chop  :o

Huh?

Aussie Translator to the Cantina,please!

LOL... let me break it down for you:

"That guy is not as much of an ass clown as that Porkchop fellow"

Does that work?

Cheers ;D