GolfHos

Spaceage () v. Campy ()
Campy, by concession.

Spanky (13) v. Dunk (5)
Both players stumble with bogeys on the opener, but Spanky takes it with a stroke to go 1-up.  The Dunk rattles goes off on a gross birdie-par-par-par-par binge.  Spanks matches it with NET double-double-double-single-triple bogies.  And that was it.  For the record, Dunk scored a gross +1 -- great round!
Dunk, 4&3.

Clive () v. Uisce Beatha ()
Uisce Beatha, by concession.

Walfredo (5)
Team Foreskins forfeits this match.  Walfredo braved Ark-prompting weather to play.  Despite the wet, dude set the course afire: par-par-par-par-bogey-birdie-par out of the gate to sit at level par (gross!) after seven.  Stumbles on the final holes brought him in at +2 gross, -3 net.
Walfredo, by forfeit.

Golfer Ray ()  v. Jules ()
Jules, by concession.

Stroh (9) v. 1puttpar ()
1puttpar, by concession.

MFAWG (8 ) v. Seamus (10)
Both players damaged the same course, although it's not known whether they played with each other.  [sm_disgust]  At any rate, it was an epic clash: halving the first, Seamus wins #2.  MFAWG wins two in a row to go 1-up himself.  Seamus brings it right back to AS.  MFAWG takes the next to reassert that 1-up lead with three to play.  Seamus wins two straight to take MFAWG dormie into the last, which is somewhat predictably halved.
Seamus, 1-up.

JDerion () v. Twoiron ()
Twoiron, by concession.

Aske () v. Tdcoly (12)
Tdcoly, by concession.

Fuzzy () v. Salamander ()
Salamander, by concession.

Round Three score:
Team White Meats (Transplants) -- 10
Team Prepuces (Natives) -- 0

Ryder Cup score (15.5 points required to win):
Team White Meats (Transplants) -- 22.5
Team Prepuces (Natives) -- 7.5

I Tiger'd the *feces* out of this one.  Sorry guys. :sad3:

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And I played really well too.  I guess because no one was on the tee with me and I had no pressure.  Put the nail in the coffin my fellow *funbags*.

I believe Seamus and I both have scores in, unless he's letting me off the hook because I was playing injured, LMAO...

Even so sk8er boi...I'm guessing you beat me hmmmmmmmm, I'm gonna say 4 and 3, I'm sure it was an arse whoopin'.

Nope. check the results...

I'm still the only one of us that landed a 50/50 axle grind that morning

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Mine wasn't anywhere near this good, but you get the idea...

No no no. You whooped MY arse.

Wear a helmet much?

Damn, spacey!  You never said anything about you being that good on a board!

You kick ass.



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Not so much, I was there.  Spacey was standing on his board at the edge of the drop trying to look cool.  Then he fell over backward.

holy *feces*

Somehow I suspect this would make more sense if I could see photobucket pictures at work. Then again, maybe not.

When you get home, it will look more like Ric Romero with a Moran sign than you anyway.  ;D

lol

The helmet messes my coiffe up, so I didn't wear one last week.

Wanted to look good for ya, hon.... ;)

Anything over 4 feet, I pad up and helmet up. I don't skate big vert that much, but I really should wear that stuff all the time.

 I almost always wear wrist braces, and I should have been wearing ankle braces last weekend...

Had a good round yesterday but I did not designate it my GHRC round.  Clive, it might have been tough to beat... and if I'd been able to post my back nine it would have been full of net birdies.   :P

Anyway, yesterday was the last day of the handicap period and the round dropped my index to 15.6 for the rest of July.

I'M ON FIRE!!!!   Maybe.

Flaming?


On my end, I've not touched a club since last round.  Well, I did carry the golf bag from the car to the garage a few days ago.  But I washed my hands after.

I've not touched a club with my end in ages either.  NTTAWWT.

PM sent!
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(1)  When's the deadline?

(2)  I'm playing wishicouldhitonyou aka Jules again?  We played against each other the first round.  This time I'll ignore her beauty and win one for the team!  (That is unless I missed the deadline!)

Golfer Ray, I know that we are not allowed to talk about our scores!!!!
But I think you could go out there with a paper bag over your head (to protect your eyes from my blinding beauty!!! ;D ;D ;D), one broken leg, with only a putter to hit with for the whole round, and still beat me!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D

The 25th -- a week from Wednesday.

Have we won this thing yet?

Are you part of we?  Is me part of thee?  Never the twixt shall twain.

Played my round this AM.  ON FIRE!!!!  I tell ye.

For the record...


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We'll see.  I'm certainly no pro golfer, and I don't have a broken leg, but I do have a torn rotator cuff.  Plus you'll get more handicap strokes.  But it'll be fun!

I submitted my round. Sorry guys but it was not pretty.

Top post updated, all scores now in.

Thanks, all.

Great round Dunk. There was no way I was going to beat that.

I was certainly HOT that day.  37 was the best I've ever scored on the front nine of that course by at least three strokes.  I finished with a 76 which was also my  best ever on that course.   Of course, I'll likely come crashing back to earth for my next round.

Another fun event done.  :'(

Hats off to Dunky for an awesome round, can I just rub your belly once? NTTAWWT.

Thanks to Clive for doing the hard work on this I see more karma in your future.

Now where do both teams meet for beers and singing of songs? To be fair to Jules I'm guessin' we meet somewhere near Libya, Libya's good, good hash and coffee, don't know about the beer though if any.  :-\

Seriously thanks Clive and all it was fun. We're the funnest message board on teh intrenets.

Yep, Clive did a helluva job in running this.  Thanks!!! [sm_beertoast]

[stall tactic on]

I'm still working on that mildly offensive trophy.

Congrats to the winners!
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And thanks for Clive for running this thing.

Only one rule, don't fill it full of beer and give it to a Swede.

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I take full responsibility for the ass kicking. Obviously I did not step up as captain. Congrats to the winners and major kudos to Clive for keeping track of the madness. Fuzzy out..............

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Darn, I wasn't really going to ignore her beauty!  But congrats to the winners and to Clive for doing such a great job!

Yeah... thanks Clive... well played Team *funbags*.

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Thanks, Clive.  Hope you didn't lose too many billable hours. ;D