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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: 1puttpar on September 24, 2008, 02:43:00 PM



Title: Good thing I've never been stopped
Post by: 1puttpar on September 24, 2008, 02:43:00 PM
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html


Title: Re: Good thing I've never been stopped
Post by: hobbit on September 24, 2008, 03:52:48 PM
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

Assault with a smelly gas!  LOL!  How ridiculous.


On the other hand - I've known a few people who's gas producing bowels should be registered as lethal weapons.



Title: Re: Good thing I've never been stopped
Post by: PaunchyBald on September 24, 2008, 04:32:34 PM
On the other hand - I've known a few people who's gas producing bowels should be registered as lethal weapons.

Does a MBSHB come to mind?   Hmmmmmmm?   [sm_devil] ;D 8)


Title: Re: Good thing I've never been stopped
Post by: dystopia on September 24, 2008, 10:17:39 PM
LOL.  That reminds me of one of the stranger moments of the Hans Reiser trial around here.

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The officer also testified the defendant flatulated in his face when the authorities were snapping nude photos of him Sept. 28, 2006. The officer said Reiser told him: "'You're about to experience chaos' and, for lack of a better term, he farted in my face."

Jurors snickered and the defendant grinned.

"Did you make a report of that?" DuBois asked the officer.

"No. But it stays vividly in my head."

http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2008/01/oakland-califor.html