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Title: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: Blader on May 01, 2007, 12:41:22 PM
rip


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: MFAWG on May 01, 2007, 12:46:22 PM
I remember him calling Larraine Newman a 'c**t' on a live radio interview on Westwood One in the mid-70's, when people still knew who Larraine Newman was.

Seems he showed up to the interview in full hunting regalia and made his apology by saying that he'd just gotten back from somewhere and hadn't had time to change clothes.

Previous guest Newman asked if he had enjoyed slaughtering the baby animals, and it went rapidly downhill from there...


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: Blader on May 01, 2007, 12:49:44 PM
Jethro Tull, not Ted Nugent.

Ted Nugent is very much still alive


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: MFAWG on May 01, 2007, 12:56:57 PM
Sorry, I thought you were referring to Ian Anderson...  :sad3:

Next on Weekend Update,

Franco is still dead!!!


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: birdymaker on May 01, 2007, 01:52:44 PM
um, jethro tull died in 1741. he was 69.  ::) i'm just sayin.


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: Seamus on May 01, 2007, 02:51:04 PM
Ok...I'm confused  ???

Did Lorraine Newman or Ted Nugent die?


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: spacey on May 01, 2007, 03:03:04 PM
Ok...I'm confused  ???

Did Lorraine Newman or Ted Nugent die?

Lorraine Newman got so skinny she just disappeared. Nugent was scalped (or at least looks like it) by Native Americans for the audacity to wear a chief's headdress on stage and then call out American immigrants for not speaking English.

Both their careers are missing and presumed dead.


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: Salamander on May 01, 2007, 04:13:30 PM
I got a mother*goshdarn* scare the size of Texas, thank you.


Title: Re: Jethro Tull dead @57
Post by: BobA on May 02, 2007, 05:23:37 AM
I got a mother*goshdarn* scare the size of Texas, thank you.
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