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Out of the blue, Mr. Cat comes running in at top speeds from parts unkown and jumps into my lap and onto The Boys, a fabulous act he followed up by biting me on the hand.

Wanker.

 :o

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This is only my opinion.....


cats are good for two things.......


speed bumps......


target practice.



I hate cats.  I loathe them.  They are evil despicable creatures only worthy of our intent to destroy their species.

Other than that, I guess thy're OK.

I'm reasonably certain that Mr. Cat thinks of himself just like that, The Great Hunter eating his fresh kill.

I'm also reasonably certain that he thinks 'If only I was bigger, that guys nads could be an appetizer'.

He jumps on 'em about once a week. He's lost a little speed in the last couple of years, but he's put on a couple of pounds making the impact about the same.

Still, he's entertaining enough. Favorite toy is still the cellophane of a cigarette pack, which he can reduce to a sticky goo in about an hour.

I love cats...... one inch thick on the pavement.

Do all your pets have similar names??

Mr Dog
Mr Rabbit...

It's said that cats have 3 names: The name you give them, the name other cats know them by, and a name known only to themselves.

The name you give them is the least important of the 3, so why bother? ;D

 Mr. Cat adopted me by moving into my apartment when I lived in California, and then jumping into a box when I was moving back up here. I guess he decided he was coming too. It actually wasn't my idea.

Glad to have him though!

This proves cats are no good.

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The expressions of cat hatred sadden me.  I just hope the people who feel that way don't stoop to cruelty toward cats or any other animals.

No worries here. We have 2 dogs. Just some family members are allergic to cats.

We have two cats in our house.  I'm not going to put out a big bowl of antifreeze for them, but I won't miss them when they're gone.  Just not into cats as pets, housemates, or anything else.

I would feel bad for my wife, though -- she's very fond of them.

Cats are woefully lacking in artistry (http://www.tillamookcheddar.com/work.htm) when compared to dogs.

I have heard people describe dogs many different ways, but I can't recall anyone complementing them on their artistry.

Apparently the Pope likes cats:

".....confirmed that organisers had borrowed a kitten to keep the cat-loving pope company"

A single male who likes cats? Hmm....

better than altar boys.  [sm_devil]

Ernest Hemingway, Winston Churchill, and Teddy Roosevelt loved cats too.  Is that macho enough for you?

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I like *humid grotto*

I think Gleek is referring to tongue-work.

here boy daddy got a treat.  [sm_shock]

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Heck, dogs have nothing on cats in THAT particular skillset.

sandpaper FTW!

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Growing up (in our 14's or so) we swore there was a single woman in this one house with that going on.   ;D