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Title: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: stroh on December 19, 2007, 05:00:27 AM
 Roger "The Rocket" Clemens denies allegations and Mitchell report of illegal  substance use.  (http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7580456?MSNHPHMA)

This looks pretty good.  Interesting to see how it comes out.  He seems pretty adamant, but didn't they all.

I've always admired Clemens, if nothing other than good drama, it would be neat to see him prove himself clean.


Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: campy on December 19, 2007, 05:59:02 AM
I think it would be neat to see him exposed as the traitorous fraud that he really is...YMMV  FWIW  NTTAWT FYI  :-X :o 8) ;D [sm_disgust] [sm_shock]


Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: stroh on December 19, 2007, 06:55:14 AM
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".....a dangerous and destructive shortcut that no athlete should ever take."

Pretty strong statement.


Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: campy on December 19, 2007, 07:16:46 AM
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".....a dangerous and destructive shortcut that no athlete should ever take."

Pretty strong statement.

 Stronger statement? (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news;_ylt=At0tquBwuLXqJDp4u30Rck05nYcB?slug=dw-clemensquiet121807&prov=yhoo&type=lgns)



Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: Walfredo on December 19, 2007, 07:24:03 AM
Rocket,
Rocket,
All of my Rocket Sauce,
All of my *fudge*in' Rocket Sauce,
All of my Rocket Sauce,
Hey!

Rocket,
Rocket,
All of my Rocket sauce... all of my...

dude Thats the ice cream song...

Yea, i know kyle...





Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: gleek on December 19, 2007, 07:53:10 AM
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"I want to state clearly and without qualification: I did not take steroids, human growth hormone or any other banned substances at any time in my baseball career or, in fact, my entire life..."

Translation: It was "administered to him".



Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: Fuzzy on December 19, 2007, 08:08:02 AM
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone


NN3MGN899yE


Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: Blader on December 19, 2007, 08:32:47 AM
you elevate this interweb, fuzzy, to something it couldn't imagine to be without you

+1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: stroh on December 19, 2007, 08:38:45 AM
He's a thirty seven centimeter man.


Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: birdymaker on December 19, 2007, 08:40:23 AM
fuzzy rock's.  [sm_headbang]


Title: Re: I Did Not Have ****ual Relations With That Woman; Miss Lewinsky.
Post by: Aske on December 19, 2007, 08:52:53 AM
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"I want to state clearly and without qualification: I did not take steroids, human growth hormone or any other banned substances at any time in my baseball career or, in fact, my entire life..."

Translation: It was "administered to him".



so who was puffing on the dope-laden cigar afterwards?