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Golf => Golf Talk => Topic started by: dystopia on November 09, 2006, 01:24:01 PM



Title: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: dystopia on November 09, 2006, 01:24:01 PM
So Burzooom is out there on the course all day today while we're stuck at work. [sm_sad2]

How do you think he plays today? [sm_devil]

My predictions:
Best 18-hole score: 85
# holes able to get in: 36
Balls lost: 5
Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals
[sm_stir]


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: twoiron on November 09, 2006, 01:54:58 PM
My predictions:
Best 18-hole score: 89
# holes able to get in: 41
Balls lost: 11
Post-round rant: slow play/annoying starters-marshals/wildlife was too loud/weird smell around the course

 [sm_shock]


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: worst_golfer_ever on November 09, 2006, 01:55:23 PM
I'll guess he gets 42 holes in, then is chased off by the marshals (leading to the post-round rant).


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: dystopia on November 09, 2006, 02:05:43 PM

Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals


UPDATED:
Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: Uisce Beatha on November 09, 2006, 02:12:02 PM
He will become one with nature, find an inner calm and make his peace with God.

Best 18-hole score: 87 (though he'll claim 71 as the best 18 holes of the entire day)
# holes able to get in: 41
Balls lost: 2
Post-round rant: Inefficient gas powered golf carts should have been replaced by electic years ago.   [sm_cussing]



Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: dystopia on November 09, 2006, 02:13:58 PM

Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals


UPDATED:
Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney

UPDATE #2:
Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney The sun

I predict the fall of darkness ruins a potential career round.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light, Burzooom!

(http://www.acton.org/blog/uploads/burns_sun.jpg)


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: dystopia on November 09, 2006, 03:00:42 PM

Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals


UPDATED:
Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney

UPDATE #2:
Post-round rant: slow play annoying starters/marshals Cower/Cheney The sun

I predict the fall of darkness ruins a potential career round.

Rage, rage against the dying of the light, Burzooom!



UPDATE #3:
Post-round rant: course was jam packed and full of idiots/aholes.


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: Aske on November 09, 2006, 03:01:39 PM
hahaha, this thread rules


18: 86
holes: 30
rant: slow play, idiocy, rudeness, overbooking, etc.
balls lost : 4


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: Aske on November 09, 2006, 03:02:20 PM
that was from the blue tees.
 8)


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: dystopia on November 10, 2006, 08:52:11 AM
 ;D

30 holes isn't bad for this time of year.


Title: Re: How does Burzooom play today? (predictions)
Post by: spacey on November 10, 2006, 11:42:18 AM
;D

30 holes isn't bad for this time of year.

Hell, I haven't played in a month. I'd be happy to get 9 holes in.  :'(