GolfHos

Right off the bat!

1. The fastest way to relief in these financial times? Energy independence, says McCain! Great! That will take what, 15 years?

The founder of Ebay as Treasury Secretary! Woot! I think the Craig's list guy would be awesome as Sec Defense.

Obama's "McCain is right" count: 1 so far.

OMFG! "Hello Mr. Black man, I'd bet you never heard of Fannie Mae of Freddie Mac before a few weeks ago!" Best racist comment of the year! THEN, one minute later, McCain calls it FRANNIE MAE!!! Who's the dumbass now????

Seriously, McCain sounds shaky and frail. He's winded from talking.

In what order to address priorities? McBain: "All of them at once!" Just like Palin's promise to deliver "everything" despite the downturn in the economy.

Yes, this thread is my homage to aske.

McCain names reduced defense spending as a sacrifice he'll ask from the American people. Wow, it'll be tough, but I guess I'll take one for the team.

Has McCain confirmed that he "tapped" Palin yet??

"I'm John McCain and I tapped that ass."

Go get health insurance for $5000, anywhere you want! Ok, how about Haiti? Witch Doctors will work for that amount, just ask Sarah Palin!!! LOLOLOL!

Just want to get both sides of the story.

During the Bidet / Palin debate she said:

"When Senator McCain tapped me..."

Hey, has Obama ever taken on the leadership of his party?

Is it just me, or has McCain spent most of the time flatlined?

"My friends" count: no idea. At least a dozen so far.

The answer to global warming is nuclear power, or "something like that."

What is something like nuclear power? Is it magic power?

No doubt, it was one of the best lines all night.

In all seriousness, he really seems old tonight.

My friends: 13

My friends: 14

McCain's brilliant idea for Medicare: create a commission because I don't know what the *fudge* to do

My friends: 15 (third in this response)

I started to take a drink every time McCain said My Friends.  I'm drunk.

Obama doesn't seem to understand what she meant when she asked about healthcare being treated as a commodity.

damn McCain is almost in full rigormortis.

McCain also didn't get the commodity question.

Hair transplant joke: you didn't hear crickets because they all killed themselves rather than listen to this twat.

His left cheek is almost the size of a melon now too.

Yeah, melonoma.

+1

My friends

We don't have time for on the job training "my friend" (#16). Oh, that's why he picked Palin and would pick the ebay founder for Sec Treasury!

this is painful.  i thought town hall was supposed to be advantage McCain ?

every analyst on CNN is giving this to Obama on the scorecards right now.
several of them previously gave the 1st debate to McCain.


wow.

The best is he also implied that black guy couldn't buy a house, he redirected his 'story' to be about the guy who asked a question earlier.

My friends: 17 and 18

my friends  x3 more


mccain saying troops coming home in defeat are without honor.  wasn't he one of those ?

Obama doctrine needs to include a stance on terrorism, imo, Senator.

McCain doctrine is rambling and focused on blood it seems. I thought Obama's answer was weak, McCain's was way weaker.

Kill Bin Laden works

kind of fitting how the whole OBL thing might both begin and end in the afghani border..

Dude, it was the moment of the debate so far. He might as well have dropped a "you people" while he was at it.

McCain wants to talk about afghan freedom fighters again?   Where did OBL get training ?

Is his hero Reagan or Teddy Roosevelt? He really needs to rank them. I'm confused.

Tally-bon is the new nuculur.

Obama shoots and scores!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD HE TOTALLY SETUP  MCCHIMP ON THE "SPEAK SOFTLY"   THING.  HOLY *feces*.

For real, I called the first debate a draw, more or less, in terms of the way I thought it would be received. I think Obama is kicking the living *feces* out of McCain in this one.

Yup, it prompted my "kicked the living *feces*" remark above.

If McBain knows how to get Bin Laden, then what kind of TERRORIST is he if he hasn't shared this secret with the current Administration?

Come Mr Tolly-bon, Tolly me banana

 [sm_devil]

I think the most sickening thing from McChimp  is his whole  Georgia "totally innocent" thing against Russia.   Ending lobbyist influence my ass.

McBain needs to drop that "looked into his eyes and saw KGB" line. The average undecided mofos have NO IDEA what that is referring to.

Georgia is the new Israel.

yes or no mccain.

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  boy.

Russia's existence as an evil empire is dependent on how we respond to them.  ???

mcchimp falling back on that negotiating without precondition  idiocy again?

A double singular "my friend". Not sure if that counts or not. I'll let it pass.

Crap, I'm like 20 minutes on delay. I have no idea what you guys are talking about yet.

if iran wanted a holocaust why do they let so many jews live freely inside their own border ?

*fudge* it, I'm counting "my friend" as "my friends".

20

Because Israel and jews are not the same thing?

Oh, *feces*, sorry, I used logic.

BTW, I just got word that some stock options that I own from a past life might actually be worth something. I might now have to change my vote to McCain.  [sm_devil]

Is there a term for name-dropping of geographic locations that one has visited?

mcchimp just said americans are dumb  ???

Here comes POW.....

well, that was a side swip, but close enough........drink

close.  Masseter hypertrophy

comes from a lifetime of grinding the teeth at night, waiting for a chance to get back at the gooks

Well, as I said earlier, I thought the first one was effectively a draw. Tonight I thought McCain was terrible and Obama was solid, although not spectacular. If this was a football game Obama wins 24-6. McCain was weak, rambling, frail, winded, and appeared a step slow and out of his league.

Agreed

And I'd like to see CNN add a hooker to their expert post debate panel, for flavor

Never mind, I just noticed they have Bill Bennett..........drink!

This discussion of Russia and Georgia is *goshdarn* boring.

Oh yeah, I forgot.

Did we cover McCain's "Vote for me and I'll buy your house" ?

wtf

I didn't watch the debate, but I decided to have my own little drinking game. After reading this thread, I'm guessing I'm pretty close to sufficiently drunk.

What was the game???

Final count: 1

Good improvement. I'm guessing he caught himself after the first one.

Take a swig every time I think of McCain and Palin in the White House.

On 2nd thought, I'm nowhere near drunk enough.

LMFAO

+1

Did you imagine them doing it on the desk of the Oval Office?

Not enough liquor in the world.

McCain's closing statement was teh sukk.

I think I'm going to vote based on height of the candidates and their spouses.

Gergen needs that wort removed from his eyelid.....it takes away his credibility, looks more like the troll under the bridge every day

Damn, Michelle Obama is tall.

Are you sure it's not a booger? Speaking of troll, I think I've heard the nickname McTroll a number of times.

Campbell Brown is looking hawt tonight in black.

I went skateboarding and drinking instead.

My guess: Obama said:

'I'm not a Republican' all night, and McCain said: 'But he's a NEGRO!'.

What do I win?

Best analysis I've heard of the whole shebang so far came from Ron Reagan of all people, who said:

'McCain seems to think it's still 1968, and is acting like it'.