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General => The Cantina => Topic started by: 1puttpar on September 08, 2008, 05:27:33 PM



Title: It just keeps getting better, LMAO
Post by: 1puttpar on September 08, 2008, 05:27:33 PM
http://news.aol.com/elections/article/palins-church-promotes-gay-conversion/165471


Title: Re: It just keeps getting better, LMAO
Post by: MFAWG on September 08, 2008, 06:48:47 PM
Oh no, it gets better.

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Pray for the construction of the $30 billion natural gas pipeline, Palin told them. Pray for the military men and women overseas, "that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending (U.S. soldiers) out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for -- that there is a plan and it's God's plan."

Later, senior pastor Ed Kalnins -- with Palin standing at his side -- spoke about tapping into Alaska's natural resource wealth in order to fulfill the state's destiny of serving as a shelter for Christians at the end of the world.

"I believe that Alaska is one of the 'refuge states' -- come on you guys -- in the Last Days," Kalnins said, raising his arm to underscore his point. "And hundreds of thousands of people are going to come to this state to seek refuge. And the church has to be ready to minister to them."

Believe it or not, I don't have much of a problem with the first part, which has been seriously mischaracterized in the (actual) lefty press.

It's that second part that's amazing.

I finally figured it out: The debt doesn't matter, because the Baby Jesus is going to come take us all home and leave the infidels stuck holding the bills.