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Title: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: gleek on February 07, 2007, 02:42:08 PM
...arguing about what's the best flavor of ice cream.

Of course, vanilla is the best and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong!


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 02:42:52 PM
You mean kosher vanilla.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: gleek on February 07, 2007, 02:47:53 PM
Kosher vanilla?
Only when it's not served as part of mincemeat pie à la mode. Milk and meat don't mix, doncha know.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: Fuzzy on February 07, 2007, 02:48:30 PM
My daughter had ice cream the other night after I said no.

Little sinner.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: spacey on February 07, 2007, 02:49:40 PM
Your choice in ice cream sucks and you're stupid. I'd recommend that you find yourself with some pralines and cream asap before it's too late. Don't say I didn't warn you. Idiot.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stegerman on February 07, 2007, 02:50:59 PM
...arguing about what's the best flavor of ice cream.

Of course, vanilla is the best and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong!

FIG's?


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 02:51:11 PM
Those are all ignorant statements.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: spacey on February 07, 2007, 02:51:40 PM
Those are all ignorant statements.
Reported and smote.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 02:51:58 PM
...arguing about what's the best flavor of ice cream.

Of course, vanilla is the best and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong!

FIG's?

All 9 pages.

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=2068834


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: spacey on February 07, 2007, 02:52:42 PM
...arguing about what's the best flavor of ice cream.

Of course, vanilla is the best and anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong!

FIG's?

All 9 pages.

http://www.freegolfinfo.com/forums/tm.aspx?m=2068834
Apparently I don't express myself very well.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: TFT on February 07, 2007, 02:54:43 PM
Frozen yogurt is better.

You wouldn't understand.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stegerman on February 07, 2007, 02:55:10 PM
Boy I miss FIG. Oh, wait. No I don't. [sm_banghead] [sm_banghead] :yield: [sm_banghead] [sm_banghead]


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: twoiron on February 07, 2007, 02:57:59 PM
 :o


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 02:59:49 PM
I find Moo Latte` enemas help me achieve enlightenment.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 07, 2007, 03:00:08 PM
Access is Denied.

You either don't have the right to access or have attempted to access private area.

Story of my life.  I suppose I should count my blessings.  I'm guessing your private areas aren't really worth accessing.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 03:03:52 PM
I'm guessing your private areas aren't really worth accessing.

ssad is curable.   ;)


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: spacey on February 07, 2007, 03:04:33 PM
I'm guessing your private areas aren't really worth accessing.

ssad is curable.   ;)
You mean like homo****ual gay?


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: gleek on February 07, 2007, 03:04:38 PM
Frozen yogurt is better.

You wouldn't understand.

But what does "yogurt" really mean? Is it any milk product that happens to contain lactobacillus, or does it have to intentionally be added? IOW, was the yorgurt created because somebody put the bacteria into the vat or did the bacteria jump into the vat on their own freewill?


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stegerman on February 07, 2007, 03:08:05 PM
Access is Denied.

You either don't have the right to access or have attempted to access private area.

Story of my life.  I suppose I should count my blessings.  I'm guessing your private areas aren't really worth accessing.

Watch twoirons Monty Python gif for a bit. You get the idea.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: spacey on February 07, 2007, 03:09:00 PM
Access is Denied.

You either don't have the right to access or have attempted to access private area.

Story of my life.  I suppose I should count my blessings.  I'm guessing your private areas aren't really worth accessing.

Watch twoirons Monty Python gif for a bit. You get the idea.

Needs more personal insults.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: TFT on February 07, 2007, 03:26:14 PM
Frozen yogurt is better.

You wouldn't understand.

But what does "yogurt" really mean? Is it any milk product that happens to contain lactobacillus, or does it have to intentionally be added? IOW, was the yorgurt created because somebody put the bacteria into the vat or did the bacteria jump into the vat on their own freewill?

You are posting out of anger and there is a possibility you will get even more of an angrier angryish thing going on.

So just accept that yogurt is better, heathen.

It said so in the Big Book Of Cow Things. 

In words.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stegerman on February 07, 2007, 03:27:17 PM
Frozen yogurt is better.

You wouldn't understand.

But what does "yogurt" really mean? Is it any milk product that happens to contain lactobacillus, or does it have to intentionally be added? IOW, was the yorgurt created because somebody put the bacteria into the vat or did the bacteria jump into the vat on their own freewill?

You are posting out of anger and there is a possibility you will get even more of an angrier angryish thing going on.

So just accept that yogurt is better, heathen.

It said so in the Big Book Of Cow Things. 

In words.

werd...............mmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooo


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: Clive on February 07, 2007, 05:18:06 PM
It said so in the Big Book Of Cow Things.
I assume you mean the King James Big Book of Cow Things.  It's the REAL Cow Things book.


It really is simple.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: Uisce Beatha on February 07, 2007, 05:31:42 PM
It said so in the Big Book Of Cow Things.
I assume you mean the King James Big Book of Cow Things.  It's the REAL Cow Things book.

Agreed.  It's bovinely inspired.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: fore-right on February 07, 2007, 05:33:33 PM
I don't believe in ice cream, vanilla or otherwise.
I respect those who do believe in ice cream and try to be respectful to their beliefs however.



Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: JDerion on February 07, 2007, 05:35:45 PM
Some of you guys should tone down the anti-yogurt rhetoric and show some respect for the culture.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 05:37:28 PM
I don't believe in a homogenous mixture.  It is my mission to do a whey with the curds.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: Fuzzy on February 07, 2007, 05:38:47 PM
I work with a woman who is lactose intolerant.

I respect her indifference to yogurt and vanilla ice cream.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stroh on February 07, 2007, 05:43:05 PM
Soy Vey!


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: Aske on February 07, 2007, 05:48:26 PM
 [sm_devil]


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: gleek on February 07, 2007, 05:55:35 PM
[sm_devil]

Why? Are you Mooish?


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: TFT on February 07, 2007, 07:21:45 PM
I think we have milked this for all it's worth.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: gleek on February 07, 2007, 07:23:38 PM
I think we have milked this for all it's worth.

Let's all moove along.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: TFT on February 07, 2007, 07:24:51 PM
I think it would behoove us.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: gleek on February 07, 2007, 07:27:48 PM
I think it would behoove us.
Yes, this thread has become an udder bore.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: TFT on February 07, 2007, 07:54:28 PM
There is a lot at steak but the topic has got so cold it's friesian now.

Dystopia has calf a mind to delete the whole thing, which would be offal.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: Seamus on February 07, 2007, 08:01:13 PM
I just had to add something, please allow a moment of your time.

I had a vision last night, there was mist upon a lake, and I heard the eerie sound of Prince playing a Camper van Beethoven song, as he struck F sharp and held sustain for what seemed an eternity a little girl appeared to me, she was no ordinary girl, she was an uber child, she was painting a picture of a white man with long flowing hair and a neatly trimmed blonde moustache, I knew immediately this was our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, in the painting of Jesus he held something in his hands, but alas I could not see it, I begged the child to tell me the meaning of this vexing dream, please tell me what Jesus held in is hands.

Her lips didn't move but her voice resonated in my brain...she whispered "closer, look closer Seamus".

Jesus was holding a Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia.

The answer was revealed.


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: TFT on February 10, 2007, 02:59:12 AM
I just had to add something, please allow a moment of your time.

I had a vision last night, there was mist upon a lake, and I heard the eerie sound of Prince playing a Camper van Beethoven song, as he struck F sharp and held sustain for what seemed an eternity a little girl appeared to me, she was no ordinary girl, she was an uber child, she was painting a picture of a white man with long flowing hair and a neatly trimmed blonde moustache, I knew immediately this was our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, in the painting of Jesus he held something in his hands, but alas I could not see it, I begged the child to tell me the meaning of this vexing dream, please tell me what Jesus held in is hands.

Her lips didn't move but her voice resonated in my brain...she whispered "closer, look closer Seamus".

Jesus was holding a Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia.

The answer was revealed.

Ben and Jerry? 

Did they do a magical unicorn, carebear and tiger show in vegas before one got all *fudge*ed up?


Title: Re: Arguing about religion is kind of like...
Post by: stegerman on February 10, 2007, 06:01:28 AM
I just had to add something, please allow a moment of your time.

I had a vision last night, there was mist upon a lake, and I heard the eerie sound of Prince playing a Camper van Beethoven song, as he struck F sharp and held sustain for what seemed an eternity a little girl appeared to me, she was no ordinary girl, she was an uber child, she was painting a picture of a white man with long flowing hair and a neatly trimmed blonde moustache, I knew immediately this was our lord and saviour Jesus Christ, in the painting of Jesus he held something in his hands, but alas I could not see it, I begged the child to tell me the meaning of this vexing dream, please tell me what Jesus held in is hands.

Her lips didn't move but her voice resonated in my brain...she whispered "closer, look closer Seamus".

Jesus was holding a Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia.

The answer was revealed.

Ben and Jerry? 

Did they do a magical unicorn, carebear and tiger show in vegas before one got all *fudge*ed up?

Man your dumb. That was Milli Vanilli.   idiot.