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[Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« on: October 23, 2008, 10:18:23 PM » |
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...who scratched a reverse "B" into my face. Oh, wait. I mean, it's an upside-down B. Yeah. He first hung me upside-down from a tree and then scratched it onto my face. [internal monologue]*fudge*! I knew I should have gone with an "O" for Obama.[/internal monologue]
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gleek
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2008, 10:22:43 PM » |
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So do you think the black eye was self-inflicted or was already there from the last time her redneck boyfriend smacked her forgetting to bring extra beer and cigarettes to the tractor pull?
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2008, 10:43:08 PM » |
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'What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?'
'Nothing, you already told her twice'.
Looks like Maybelline and some kind of readily available grooming instrument (nail file, emory board, etc.)used lightly enough not to leave a lasting scar of the BACKWARDS (as if applied in a mirror) B on her face.
Even Michelle Malkin and BillO aren't buying this one, which gets her down to Limbaugh and Hannity.
Also heard the police are requesting a polygraph, ASAP.
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 10:34:24 AM » |
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KDKA comes through: http://kdka.com/A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed. More details to follow. |
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 11:43:55 AM » |
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*vagina*
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 06:27:43 PM » |
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 07:21:07 PM » |
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 07:38:00 PM » |
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 07:41:07 PM » |
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Thx!, Love Jules. |
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2008, 11:29:48 PM » |
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Why do Obama supporters hate pumpkins? |
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Re: [Politics/Religion] "I was attacked by a negro..."
« Reply #10 on: October 27, 2008, 05:02:35 AM » |
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LOL |
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