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« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2006, 08:05:59 AM »

I'm pissed about something.  I'm sure I 'll remember it soon.

better to be pissed off than pissed on


Unless you are a urinal.  Then you would have no purpose in life.
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« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2006, 08:06:35 AM »

sure you would, holding the urinal cake...

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« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2006, 08:08:32 AM »

.......mmmmmmmmmm, urinal cake. Drool
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« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2006, 08:09:25 AM »

.......mmmmmmmmmm, urinal cake. Drool
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Re: Miscellaneous Rant Thread
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2006, 08:10:01 AM »

Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li!
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« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2006, 08:10:26 AM »

Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li!

First you break my record, now I break you!
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« Reply #21 on: December 16, 2006, 08:11:12 AM »

Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li!

LOL I was gonna start a thread with that line. Grin
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« Reply #22 on: December 16, 2006, 08:13:55 AM »

Very good. But brick not hit back!
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« Reply #23 on: December 16, 2006, 10:55:42 AM »

I always thought the stick people family in the window thing was a Utah deal. Silly Mormons and their 18 kids and all. Along the same lines as Aske's post, we see a lot of husband/wife names airbrushed on their respective doors. Apparently redneck feminism includes ensuring that the female's name is on the driver's side, and a license plate frame that says "no, this is NOT my husband's truck."

So in Utah, are there some cars with windows filled that many kids (18)?  That would be pretty amusing to see.

Since I drive through San Francisco and Berkeley, I've been expecting to see family stickers consisting of a lesbian couple, the adopted soccer-playing kid, the labradoodle, and the sullen amoeba, but nothing so far.  I think the stickers are a suburbia thing.

I haven't seen the husband/wife names on the doors around here, which surprises me.
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« Reply #24 on: December 16, 2006, 11:12:33 AM »

I always thought the stick people family in the window thing was a Utah deal. Silly Mormons and their 18 kids and all. Along the same lines as Aske's post, we see a lot of husband/wife names airbrushed on their respective doors. Apparently redneck feminism includes ensuring that the female's name is on the driver's side, and a license plate frame that says "no, this is NOT my husband's truck."

So in Utah, are there some cars with windows filled that many kids (18)?  That would be pretty amusing to see.

Since I drive through San Francisco and Berkeley, I've been expecting to see family stickers consisting of a lesbian couple, the adopted soccer-playing kid, the labradoodle, and the sullen amoeba, but nothing so far.  I think the stickers are a suburbia thing.

I haven't seen the husband/wife names on the doors around here, which surprises me.

Okay, 18 kids might be a bit of a reach, but not much of one. I went to high school with a guy who was the oldest of 15. His parents divorced shortly after the birth of the 15th. Apparently once they decided to not have anymore kids, they discovered that making babies was the only thing they had in common.
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