[RANT] I surrender.

For lunch my wife and I met at a near by sandwhich place called city bites.  I order the club with no mayo and ranch on the side.  Wife orders a turkey melt with ranch instead of mayo.  She just likes ranch.  I think mayo is a vial condiment.  So they bring her sandwhich out and say sorry they put lots of mayo on your club so we are making another.  How about two cookies for your wait?  Ok thanks I say.  They bring my club out with no ranch on the side so I think oh it has the ranch in it.  I take a big bite and it is *goshdarn* mayo.  WTF retards.  I go up there and say you messed up again.  It is drowning in mayo.  So a little bit later they bring it back with ranch on the side.  I take another bite and taste something else.  *goshdarn* honey mustard.  WTF.  Honey mustard doesn't even come on the goddamn thing.  I've ordered it the same way numerous times never to see honey mustard on it.  I'm *goshdarn* done.  I give it back and say I'll have my money back thanks.  So 30 minutes away from my desk and I didn't eat anything but cheetos.  I get back to my desk and decide I'll eat my free snickerdoodle.  Take one bit and grab another piece only to find a *goshdarn* pubic hair in the cookie.  Mother *goshdarn* hate!

Wow.   Bummer.  March back over there, get a manager, and rant away.